Hi! my name is blakc akuma an i AM the best in the world. i started my carear in mex city where I waz BLACK STAR! I waz tag teem champz with red best, for 9 yearz tell rey mistico and sinn caras beat uss. tht night i beat up red beast an d i becume BLACK AKUMA! i wreslte in a bluke karate shirt, and white tap arond my handz (lik CM PUNK!) i also where eyeliner in black (duh!) and i black mohuwk! i wuz soo kool and good and ogffik tht HUT TOPIC wus my spunseor! suc it John Cena! i signerd w/ WWE (it wuz WWF till fukin peta sewed vince mcmann and sahne mcmann and steph mcmann and HHH. PETA FUK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!111) We r doin a RAW show in cancun, at the cancun aruna.I walk to the aunra with mi gf TIRSH STATES! Tridsh has big boba an i luv them. I motorboot them in the aruna then I sea i betuful woman w/ pretty bron hair an blackv i's and sexxxy legZ it was...AJ LEE! 'welcume black star akuma!' she said passonatlee and actionful. 'R u AJ?' said. 'yes butt nut AJ Styles he SUCKZZZZZZZZ!' 'Kawaii! I sais. This is my gff Trish Statues. 'hello.' she said but AJ just glaired at TRISH.