Harry Potter
And the
Slashing Tournament
" And so that is why you are competing, Harry" said Professor McGonagall.
" Do you understand?"
" Err.... I don't see why I have to act like I like Ron, because I love Neville.
(Fred and George come down in their matching lingerie)
George: Oi 'arry do you think you are going to win the tournament; you are competing against Draco Malfoy. I mean, with a name like that how could he not lose.
Fred: He also was into 4-play last night w/Brittany spears.
George: That means that A.J. (of the BSB) will be utterly alone. And poor A.J. just bought a new thong to match his handcuffs for keeping his... err... his "customers" in the bed. Plus he needed to get more supplies to chain the bed to the wall so his "customers" don't try to slowly inch the bed across the floor towards the hallway.
Hermione: Oh come on, guys, you know that A.J. just installed 18 dead-bolt locks on his bathroom and bedroom door so he can at least get something out of his short but numerous relationships.
Harry: Thank you all very much for all your support, but I am going to have to be Ron's partner, not A.J.'s or Neville's.
Hermione: Really, I thought you loved Neville.
Harry: I thought you were going to keep that a secret. I thought you were my friend!!!!!!!!
Hermione: Oh... Sorry!
(Ron comes in looking stupid, as always)
Ron: So, being my partner isn't good enough, is it? Fine I Don't Care and I am Malfoy's Partner Anyway.
(Silent Screaming from the audience)
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And the
Slashing Tournament
" And so that is why you are competing, Harry" said Professor McGonagall.
" Do you understand?"
" Err.... I don't see why I have to act like I like Ron, because I love Neville.
(Fred and George come down in their matching lingerie)
George: Oi 'arry do you think you are going to win the tournament; you are competing against Draco Malfoy. I mean, with a name like that how could he not lose.
Fred: He also was into 4-play last night w/Brittany spears.
George: That means that A.J. (of the BSB) will be utterly alone. And poor A.J. just bought a new thong to match his handcuffs for keeping his... err... his "customers" in the bed. Plus he needed to get more supplies to chain the bed to the wall so his "customers" don't try to slowly inch the bed across the floor towards the hallway.
Hermione: Oh come on, guys, you know that A.J. just installed 18 dead-bolt locks on his bathroom and bedroom door so he can at least get something out of his short but numerous relationships.
Harry: Thank you all very much for all your support, but I am going to have to be Ron's partner, not A.J.'s or Neville's.
Hermione: Really, I thought you loved Neville.
Harry: I thought you were going to keep that a secret. I thought you were my friend!!!!!!!!
Hermione: Oh... Sorry!
(Ron comes in looking stupid, as always)
Ron: So, being my partner isn't good enough, is it? Fine I Don't Care and I am Malfoy's Partner Anyway.
(Silent Screaming from the audience)
This IS NOT MY STORY.... IT IS MY FRIEND'S!!!!!! SHE WROTE IT, BUT I POSTED IT. She ain't got no computer!! (Ain't I nice) feel free to flame me though if necessary. I am in no way connected to this story.
Thank you
Here's her commentary: I is homeless and one of my class mates would not give me a box when my other one got sqished and buried in the snowstormmies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please excuse me, I use ebonix. (no offenceies)