"I looked Wario dead in the eyes. He took a bite of his garlic before returning the stare. I knew I would suffer the same pain soon. And yet... I was excited."
"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA"
"He went fast, yes.
But he was a tender lover."
The smell of the rancid garlic caused Robin to get aroused, slowly drifting towards the round man in overalls.
It took but a blink for Wario to rip his clothes with his rock hard jaws, swallowing his clothes whole."
"I knew then that I had to return the favor."
Robin's head bobbed up and down faster than a fat person trying to burn down their carbs on the treadmill.
"WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Robin didn't dare to stop while pleasuring the short plump man. This was practically his dream, after all, the ultimate harem. It wasn't long before the 2D sprite of Mr. Game & Watch came along, taking deep interest in the situation.
Blink blonk.
"I gulped down every drop of his salty, strong scented juices. And then... /He/ appeared."
"He, with his amazing posture and sparkling personality. I watched as he drew closer, my hands practically tingling with excitement."
"BOOOOOOP."
"Oh. I would make him boop alright."
With the master of the 2D Universe being within fingertip range, Robin made a grab from him, pulling him into a wonderful kiss that made butterflies form in his stomach and his head spin.
"but then I was like LOL NAH I WANNA RIDE THAT TWO PIXEL 16 INCH FLAG YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING"
"Some things happened. 2 hours later, they were laying beneath the fur coat of Fox, all cuddled up."
"Our meeting of love would soon be interrupted. Falco dashed into the room. He said he preferred the air. But for me, he'd take the land any day."
"I knew the Bird held a deep infatuation for me, and laying beneath his former ally didn't seem to make things any different. I beckoned with a finger for him to come closer, seductively winking as I did so."