Couple's Quarrel

A/N:This story takes place after the Jeff Hardy vs The Brian Kendrick match on SD! this past Friday. It got me really upset and I got mad at Jeff, but soon forgave him. I even put a bunch of band aids on my Brian Kendrick action figure so he'd feel better.

Disclaimer:I do not own WWE or any of it's employees/drew/affiliates what so evah! (Damn it!)

Pairing:Brian Kendrick/John Cena and Jeff Hardy/Randy Orton

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Brian whimpered softly as John put another band aid on his forehead. His whole body was practically covered in band aids and bandage wrap after his Extreme Rules match against Jeff Hardy earlier,"Johny, ow, it hurts really bad!"

John kissed Brian's forehead,"It's okay, Bri-Bear, I'll make it all better," He stroked his cheek lovingly,"You'll feel all better in the morning. Trust me."

"Okay, Johny. Thank you."

"Anything for you, my baby."

"KNOCK KNOCK GUYS!!!"

Bri and John turned towards the door of Brian's locker room to see Randy Orton and Jeff Hardy standing in the door way. Randy, who had been the one who had interrupted their moment, had an arm around Jeff's shoulder, who looked down at his pink Converse high tops sadly.

"What do you want, Orton?"

"Well, Cena, Jeff here has something to say," Randy looked at his boyfriend and rubbed his shoulder,"Right, Jeffy?"

The rainbow-haired man nodded and looked up with a puppy-dog like look in his eyes,"Bri-Bri, I'm really sorry if I really hurt you out there earlier. didn't mean to if I did, which I hope I didn't! I am really, really, really uber sorry!"

Brian smiled at his friend,"Jeff, it's okay. I'll be fine. John can always find a way to make all my boo-boos feel better."

The smaller men giggled, but the taller men glared furiously at each other.

John spoke first,"Well, I'm still not peachy-keen about this. Randy, my baby could have seriously gotten hurt out there."

"Well, it's not mine, nor Jeff's fault. Wasn't it your idea in the first place for Brian to have that match?"

"Yes, but Guerrero never said anything about it being Extreme Rules when she agreed."

"Maybe you should have read the script closer and seen the stip."

"Well sorry if I didn't see it!"

"You better be. And next time, try and be a better boyfriend, Cena."

John grabbed Randy by the collar of his wifebeater and shoved him against the wall,"I'm a better boyfriend than you could ever dream of being, Orton!"

Jeff quickly pulled the two apart just as Randy was about to rip Cena apart,"Guys please! No one is the better boyfriend here! It is no bodies fault that the match happened! Now stop it, you're both making poor Brian uncomfortable!"

It was true, Bri was starting to tear up at the sight and sound of the argument. He was always quite sensitive, especially when it came to yelling.

John sighed, still quite angry, and picked Brian up bridal-style after having slung their shared gym bag over his shoulder,"I'm sorry Bri-Bear, let's just get outta here." He quickly headed out the door, trying not to make eye contact with Orton.

Jeff sighed,"Sorry Bri. Bye."

Brian waved,"Bye, Jeffy."

Randy glared at the departing duo before grabbing Jeff's hand and stomping down the hall,"Can you believe them, Jeff?!"

"I can barely believe you, Randy..." Jeff mumbled quietly under his breathe.

THE END!!!!!

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A/N:Dude, I typed this up when I was watching Spanky McBarrel Scrappin' Dog (Bri-Bri) out rap John Cena on Smackdown! a couple of years ago on YouTube and I was laughing my ass of! I still am! You have got to hit that up, dawg! (HaHa Gangstah talk!) ~ Duckii Fresh out!! Word to yah mothas!