so one day when i was youngr i was hungy
and i ate all the chips
so me mum sez "keep this soap bar in yur mouth until i say take it out"
5 min later she came back expecting to see me cryin. it was gone so she said "where is it"
i told her "its not here anymore"
"give my the soap now" she said
"i cant"
"wHy NOt"
"i ate it"
"KID WWHAT THE FAKC"
anyway i didnt die and it tasted good so yeah