Kate's A…Twihard?
"How can you like Twilight? It is about sparkly vampires with AIDS who...sparkle!"
Kate raised an eyebrow and slipped her bookmark in between the pages of her copy of Breaking Dawn before closing the book, "They don't have AIDS, Ziva."
"Still! How do you like that...that crap? They are overly perfect people with absolutely no flaws! And there are gaping plot holes! It is an insult to the English language!" Ziva replied, looking horrified.
Eyebrows still raised, Kate replied, "It isn't that bad, Ziva. And I'm not a Twihard or anything. I find them interesting, actually. But I'll admit that I've read better books."
"I should shun you for knowing the work 'Twihard'. I should shun you for finding them interesting," Ziva replied, glaring at Kate as if she had just committed some sort of horrible sin against society, "Edward Cullen is a virgin, and he is one-hundred-something years old!"
Kate forced back laughter as her girlfriend continued to glare at her as she ranted, "How the hell does he get an erection, anyway? He is dead, which means his heart does not beat, which means no blood flow to any part of his body!"
"Eww. I didn't need to think about that, Ziva. And I don't find Edward or Jacob attractive, if that's what you're afraid of. I'm not going to gush over them and completely forget about you or something," Kate replied, making a face at the thoughts that Ziva had just forced into her brain.
Scowling, Ziva muttered, "Good. Besides, I am much better in bed than Edward Cullen or Jacob Black ever will be. And you know it."
"Of course, sweetie," Kate replied, shaking her head good-naturedly as she walked over to her girlfriend and pulled her into a kiss. "Happy now?"
"I will be happy when you burn that abomination," Ziva muttered, then groaned as Kate nipped at her earlobe, "But…I guess that can wait."
Kate simply laughed and kissed Ziva again.
Yeah. This is what happened when I found out my friend was reading Breaking Dawn (Because I am not a Twilight fan-at all). Except, you know, without the flirting and making out and such. But seriously, how does Edward get an erection? It's not possible!
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