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Things I must NOT do to torment Galinda:
1. I will not call her Glinda
2. I will not take all of her pink items and die them brown
3. or black
4. or orange
5. or tie-dye
6. I will not take all of her pink items and die them any color what so ever
7. I am not allowed to touch any of her pink items unless invited to do so
8. I will not throw all of her hair care products out the window
9. I will not die her hair bubble gum pink
10. Even if I think it looks great on her
11. I will not use her hair ribbons as a rope to tie her up with
12. I will not use her scarves either
13. I will not tie her up, no matter how much she deserves it
14. I will not use her makeup as art supplies
15. I will not use her shoes to make the worlds largest shoe sculpture
16. I will not throw her white gown in with her reds: even though it will make it pink
17. I wont use her curling iron to curl all of the drapes in the room; the iron wont like it, and the drapes cant take it
18. I wont use her lip stick and write, "Dumb Blond" on all the mirrors
19. I will not use her hand held mirror to reflect light to make toast
20. Even if I give said toast to her
21. I wont use her makeup to draw on her face when she is asleep
22. I am not allowed to point out her snoring problem in public, its not proper
23. I am not allowed to put all of her belongings on the roof.
24. I am not to ask her if she would like extra sarcasm on the side of that snobbiness
25. I am not to take her party gown and use it as a flag
26. I am not to use said flag and wave it around like seen in a well known musical
27. I am not to touch the book she is writing about being be popular
28. I am not allowed to sit in her room singing "Its not easy being green"
29. I will not tell her that there is a place called Kansas where everything is black and white
30. I will not turn her pink bubble green
31. I will not touch her bubble
32. I am to understand that it is her bubble and I am to find my own stupid way to travel
33. I will not sing at the top of my lungs "Ding dong, Galinda's dead!"
34. I will not tell Galinda that there is a shoe store at the end of the yellow brick road.
35. She might like bubble gum, but she dosnt wish to have it in her hair
36. Even if it is bubble gum pink
37. I wont start a musical talking about how misunderstood I am
38. I wont send my flying monkies after her, I should call instead
39. I will not tamper with her grades in Dr. Dillamond's class
40. I wont make my black hat haunt her every waking moment
41. or at all for that matter
42. When she says that she will through my hat out the window, she isnt kidding
43. I cannot then go and dump her shoes out of a higher window into a pit of mud
44. or a lake
45. I will not send fake love letters to her from Fyeiro
46. I will not tell Boq that Galinda would like to take him out to dinner
47. I wont underestimate the power of her hairbrush, it can bite
48. I cannot ride a bike throuh a wind storm and laugh at it..... it creeps people out
49. I will not wear a blond wig and color Galinda green using makeup. I will not then dress like her and claim to be her for the rest of the day
50. I will not cast a spell that will make her write on her test, "Dumb Blond"
51. Even if Dr. Dillamond dosnt notice
52. I wont steal all of her dresses and hide them
53. Espically if she is running late for class, and I leave to go to my class. she dosnt like my clothes
54. I wont write a letter from Galinda to the Wizard explaining how stupid they both are
55. I wont tell Madme Morbille that Galinda said she is a mean person
56. I wont claim that Galinda ate my homework
57. I am not to write "You know you're Galinda when..." jokes
58. I am not to ask her if she is related to a doll called Barbie
57. I am not to tell Fiyero that Galinda has anger management issues.
58. I am not going to support the action above by then ticking her off
59. I am not supposed to lock her in a closet
60. I am not to hide the hair accessories
61. I am not to turn the power off while she is blow drying her hair
62. A fast ride on a broom stick dosnt replace the hair dryer.
63. Durring a cat fight, it is not propper to drop a house on Galinda and tell her to see how comfy Nessa is now
64. durring the fight, i cannot yell at her to try and use the force
65. As I fly arround on my broom, I cannot drop paint bombs on top of her
66. I shouldnt make a cover of a book look like the Grimmerie, and then give the copy to Galinda
67. I cannot have this book contain fake spells that will then blow up in her face
68. On her birthday, she doesnt like exploding cakes
69. As a matter of fact, from now on I am only to send her money so she can buy her own gift (Its a long story, dont ask)
70. When told to get my own way to travel, a twister isnt what she meant
71. I am not to yell at Galinda "Stop parking your house on my sister!"
72. I am not to say to Dr. Dillamond, "The something bad in Oz is Galinda"
73. I am not to tell Madame Morbille or the Wizard that the munchkins are plotting their downfall
74. Galinda isnt either
75. It is inadvisable to yell "Galinda did it" when the Wizard asks who set the mokeys free
76. I am not to trick her into a marker fight, and then I take out a Sharpee while she takes out a washable one
77. If I am in trouble, I cannot blame it on Galinda
78. I am, sadly, not allowed to steal her Fan mail and hide it
79. I cannot take the Fan mail and replace it with Hate mail
80. I am not to touch fan mail at any time
81. I am not to play a game of "pin the "stupid" sign on galinda"
82. I am not allowed to say "You're so fake, Barbie's jelous"
84. I am not allowed to appear in puffs of smoke anymore
85. It makes Galinda cough
86. No matter how much I want her to suffocate
87. I will not say "Bother!Bother!Bother!" and bump into her repeatedly.
88. I am not to put red food coloring in Gallinda's shampoo
89. I am not to put green food coloring in her lotion
90. Edward Elric is not the illegitamate love child of Galinda and a munchkin
91. I will not set her up on a blind date with a Ring of the Goths.
92. I will not set her up on a blind date with Boq
93. I will not set her up on a blind date with a flying monkey
94. I am to stop setting her up on blind dates
95. I will not sing "'Cuse I'm a Blond" arround Gallinda... she probably wouldnt get it
96. I will not shave her head in the middle of the night
97. I will not give her a bouqet if poppies for her birthday
98. I will not tell her that Fiyero allready has a girlfriend
99. I wont change all of her stuff from the frilly pink to goth
100. I will not put a charm on Galinda that makes her do whatever I want, including the chicken dance in public.
101. I will not tell her that I know someone that is more powerful than she is..... or ever could be.... even if I dont mean me
102.I will not show her a store called Hot Topic, even if it is worth the Visa comercial
103. I will not challenge her to a Wizard's Duel
104. I will not claim her a witch and then declare that we must burn her
105. Water, sadly, will not make her melt
106. She just dosnt like water so I should stop throwing it on her
107. Wet isnt a hairdo...its a dont
108. I will not lock her out of the bathroom
109. I wont then tell her that I am throwing away her makeup
110. I cannot then actually do it
111. I then cant set the makeup in fire
112. and then dump the ashes into a lake
113. I will not say that she weighs the same as a duck
114. I will not send her a Ken doll on her birthday with a note saying "Just imagine he is Fiyero".
115. The note cannot say "You two are perfect for each other, seeing as how you are both fake"
116. I will not insist that she goes to a magical land called TawniTown
117. Even if she would love it so much that she would never come back
118. I cannot take her to a magical place and introduce her to my "bff" Abby from NCIS
119. I will not play the "Barbie Girl Song"
120. I will not make a video of her dancing to said song and post it on the internet
121. I will not tie her to a chair and force her to watch Barney.... even if she enjoys it
123. I wont offer to paint her nails
124. I wont then tell her that I painted them with a certain color that can only be seen by "smart people" especially if i never painted them anything.
124. I will not skip a number and then ask her to find it for me on this list
126. I shouldnt repeat numbers on this list either.
128. Her glare wont actually kill, and I should stop blaming the death of our class pet cat on her.
130. You shouldnt try to interupt her repeatidly just to annoy her
129. I shouldnt mix up the numbers either
131. I shouldnt try and throw that stupid lipstick at her
132. I shouldnt try and argue that brooms are better than bubbles
133. I shouldnt attempt to pop her bubble when she is in it
134. I shouldnt attempt it at all actually
135. If I want to tell her something I must be straight forward; otherwise she wont understand
136. When ever I have a sarcastic coment I shouldnt wait for applause
137. I shouldnt tell her to wait for applause as well
138. I shouldnt tell her anything that is meant to be private, she gossips at times
139. To the issue of my own way to travel on number 32; I cannot take my broom inside the bubble and yell HA!
140. I am not to tell her that if she was very careful she could discover that there are people watching us like we are on some kind of show