AN: Hello there. I've decided to write a chapter fic. I know it's soon, and this started out as a shot, but I think I'm going to give a 'chapter plot' a shot.

I don't write to be amazing and create a cult following, but I do write for fun and as long as a few people like my work I'm happy.

I was watching Chobits, mainly cuz my friend ordered me too, and I got an idea. Instead of person computers, they can be animal humans. I don't know how well this will work, but yea. Kinda weird…

I should probably be working on my other fics, but I'm just not inspired.

Some Fai OOCNESS, and possible some Kuro OOCNESS, but will get better as the story progresses.

Their will be KuroFai fluff, among other things, but the rating is probable to change.

TITLE: Tricks

Rating: T-…

Anima- Kinda like a person and animal in one. They have human traits, qualities, and appearances along with their animal breed. EX: Cat Anima. Cat ears and tail along with cleanliness, laziness, naps, and purring and everything else is human basically. Also can be half-breeds. EX: Bear/Rooster anima…. I'm not even gonna try to explain that. Usually kept as pets.

-ILOSTTHEGAME-

Fai looked around the room in boredom. All there was in the room was a couch, chair, and a few weird box thingies that he didn't know how to use. He was trying his best to do what that girl had told him to do, but sitting still and waiting wasn't one of his best tricks. He was more of a fetch kinda person.

Sighing, the dejected blond began repeating to himself what the girl had told him to do.

"Ok now Fai this is very important ok. What I want you to do is ONE- Sit still and wait for Kurogane to get home. TWO-Don't surprise him. Just stay calm and wait till he approaches you. THREE-Hand him this note, it'll explain everything to him.

FOUR-Do not, I repeat DO NOT, no matter how horny you get hump him. Ok? No humping.

Now that's about it. You do that an It'll go just find."

He stared at the door in anticipation. He was so excited to get a new owner, and hopefully a nice owner this time, that he completely forgot the rules and instantly lunged for the door as soon as it was opened.

Smacking hard into another person, Fai straddled his new owner and began licking his face.

"Oh Kuropuu! It's so nice to finally meet you. Kuropuu! Kuropuu! Kuropuu!" Squealed the blond as he bounced up and down on the other mans hips.

Kurogane sputtered out a few swears before he pushed the confused blond roughly onto the floor. "What the hell do you think your doing?" He yelled, glaring at the whimpering Anima. The blond went wide eyed and hastily picked up the crumpled note off the floor, and handed it to the semi raging Kurogane.

'Dear Kurogane,

Seeing as I'm basically your only friend and I'm moving later on today I decided to leave you with an excellent parting gift.

His name is Fai, and he's obviously an Anima. He's a mix between a Scottish Fold, and an Akita. Isn't he cute!? Now he's there to keep you company, and I paid a lot for him so treat him good. He's really sweet and I think over time he'll earn himself a place in your heart.

Sincerely,

Tomoyo'

"Oh damn that bitch to hell!" Kurogane yelled, shooting a glare at the anima.

Fai slowly cocked his head and gave him a questionable look.

"Is Kurotan not happy with Fai? Did Fai do something wrong?" he whimpered, lowering his head and tucking his tail between his legs. "Fai's sorry for making Kurorin mad."

Kurogane sighed, and stared perplexed at the whimpering anima. He hadn't a clue as to what to do with him. Obviously he could move, talk and think, but he didn't have a clue as to how to work it. He's seen plenty out before with their owners, but was never interested in one. Rolling his eyes he stood up and made his way over to the anima.

He rolled Fai over onto his back and began searching for a price tag. He was sure their had to be one somewhere.

"Fai's confused. Whats Kurokuro doing to Fai?" He asked, gazing at him. Kurogane ignored him and went on with his search.

"Don't you have a damn price tag or something?" he asked, sitting back to examine the now smiling Fai.

"Fai had one right here," He started, pointing to the small hole in his bellybutton, "But Tomoyo took it off and said 'Here now that big meannie can't return you.' Is Kuropuu mad at Fai?" He stated, poking at the hole in his stomach, giving Kurogane huge puppy eyes.

Kurogane sighed and rocked back on the balls of his feet.

"Well is their any way to return you?" He asked, looking away from the quivering lips.

Fai sadly shook his head no and whimpered softly. "Once Fai's tag is removed, Fai is unreturnable."

Kurogane didn't really mean to be mean, but it was just the way he was. He wanted nothing to do with the anima left by his 'former best friend' Tomoyo, and seeing as he had a heart he was gonna take care of the annoying bastard, but he sure as hell wasn't going to enjoy it.

Kurogane shook his head in understanding and stood up. He grumbled something incoherent to Fai, and made his way into the kitchen. Fai rolled over onto his back, and stared wide eyed at his new owner as he moved fluidly around the room filled with shiny stuff. Feeling lonely Fai stood up and made his way into the shiny room and stood behind his new owner.

Kurogane turned around and almost instantly jumped back in shock.

"You can stand?" He asked in bewilderment, looking the semi tall anime up and down. Fai nodded excitably and nuzzled his face into the others chest.

"Is Kurokuro proud of Fai?" He asked, ignoring the fact that he was pushed somewhat harshly off of the other.

"Sure." Kurogane replied not really paying attention, making his way around Fai, and into the living room. He sat down on the couch and turned the TV on to some random channel. He cast a weary glance at the anima, which was staring at him. It was quite unnerving to him, and he felt as though he had done something horribly wrong.

"What do you want?" He grunted, staring back at Fai with an equally unwavering gaze. Fai looked around the room in a hurry and grabbed something off the kitchen counter. Running towards Kurogane he dropped to his knees and held out a dirty dishrag. Throwing it into the others lap, he leaned back a smiled brightly.

"Lets play!" He shouted, bouncing up and down on the balls of his feet. Kurogane tossed the dirty rag to the floor, and roughly pushed the anima away from him with his foot.

"Were not gonna play, so leave me the hell alone.' He grumbled, taking a bite of his sandwich. Fai stared up at him, and nuzzled his head innocently in between the others legs.

"Fai hungry. Kurochuu shares his food with Fai?" The blond asked hopefully, giving the dark haired man wide puppy dog eyes. Kurogane snorted, and pointed to the bag labeled 'ANIMA CHOW' on the other side of the room.

"Don't you eat that?" He asked, pushing the blond roughly away from him once again. "Go eat that and leave me the hell alone."

Fai whimpered slightly and crawled over to the bag. Making a face of disgust he pushed the bag over with his nose and began eating the spilled pellets. Kurogane stared in disbelief. He couldn't believe that the stupid anima actually just knocked over a five-pound bag of chow. And he couldn't believe that he was just gonna lick the pieces up off the floor. A floor that hasn't been properly cleaned since he moved in, which was about a year and a half ago.

Worried over the medical bills he might have to pay, and the ever spreading mess on the floor, Kurogane jumped up, grabbed the anima by its leather collar, dragged it away from the mess and went to retrieve the broom from the under used hall closet.

"What the hell were you thinking?" He asked the anima once he was done sweeping. Fai shrugged and rolled over onto his back.

"Kurosama told Fai to go eat that food, and since Fai's a good boy and he listens to his Kurosama he went over and ate his food just like Kurosama said." He whimpered out, staring at the confused man.

"Why the hell would you dump it!" He yelled, pointing at the bag. Fai looked away and rolled over so that his face was covered.

"Fai's old owner had him do so. Fai was only allowed to eat off the floor so Fai did what he used to do, and now Kurorins mad at Fai. Is Fai gonna be punished?" He asked, glancing at the older man.

Sighing Kurogane bent down and began stroking the others head in pity. So terrified of a blow, Fai flinched away and rolled back over onto his belly.

Staring at the shivering creature, Kurogane groaned in frustration and sat back. He could tell that it was gonna be a long night, and he was tired already.