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Germany had created a list, a list to be posted in all of the countries homes and in the conference room. It was a very long list. A list that had a lot of effort put into it. A list of thing that were not allowed. A list of rules. And his elder brother had made it his new life mission to break every one of those rules he could. Prussia was starting in the middle. Rule #56.

"Hey, Belarus!" The blonde turned to her caller. Oh god, him?

" Hello, Prussia." She replied coolly. "Why are you so…? Happy this morning?"

The albino smirked just a bit wider. "Oh, nothing. Just heard some good news."

Belarus raised an eyebrow. "Something interesting?" She wanted to know what he had heard… Even though she knew it wasn't going to be as interesting as Prussia said.

"Well…" he drawled "I overheard your brother talking to Yao. And he mentioned you… something about an engagement?" Her squeaking gasp seemed like a good sign. He turned to walk towards the conference room, his back to the girl. "Yeah. Ya know, I could marr-!" There was a gush of wind. Prussia turned to see if Natalia was okay.

She was already gone, off to find her brother. Perfect…

Germany turned the handle of the conference rooms door,satisfied to see his rules posted around the building. He pushed in, and beheld a spectacle that nearly sent him into shock.

There was East, standing at the head podium, a bible in hand. To his left, the Baltic Nations, looked all together shocked and horrified. To Prussia's right was Hungary, Liechtenstein, and Ukraine, with confused expressions.

And directly in front of Germany's elder brother was a beaming Belarus and a sobbing Russia.

The german looked down at his own list of rules.

#56: Do not tell Belarus Russia wants to marry her.

#57: Do not offer to marry Belarus to Russia.

A vein twitch on Germany's forehead.

"GILBERT!" He bellowed "YOU CANNOT LEGALLY MARRY PEOPLE! PUT THE BIBLE DOWN AND END THIS!"