15 ways to annoy Bella.
Ask her why her boyfriend sparkles and she doesn't.
Constantly remind her she isn't good enough for him.
Laugh when-ever she says she loves Edward.
When she asks why say, well if you love Edward why did I see you making out with Jacob black down at la push.
Tell her a were-wolf is way better than a vampire.
When she changes into a vampire, cover the entire house with ketchup and constantly murmur ooooh… blood….
Call up Charlie and tell him to make dinner, and make sure Bella eats it all.
Buy Bella a team Jacob t-shirt.
Go up to Edward, slap him, tell him the marriage is off then say-Bella sent me.
Cry in front of Bella and Edward. Wait till Edward asks what's wrong and say "you said you loved me!"
Tell her only cool people can transform into animals.
Run around screaming HELP! HELP! VAMPIRES!
Kiss Edward.
Get pregnant and say its Edwards.
Become buds with Rosalie.
Tell Alice she is banned from dressing Bella-Bella said she was.
Slap Jacob round the face and tell him Bella never wants to see him again. Chances are he will leave her alone.
Buy her a 'kiss me' t-shirt then put her in la push.
Organize a surprise party including the entire student body.
Plan a mega makeover for her.