There's a teen named Nancy
Her clothes are not fancy
Her last name is Drew
She enjoys eating stew
She has a friend named Bess
Who couldn't care less
About playing a sport
But would gladly stay at the Sunshine Resort!
George is very smart
She does not think a fart
Is funny
She does not have a 'honey'
Nancy and her friends saved Red Gate Farm
Her friends became her good luck charm
She also worked with the Hardy Boys
There was ample background noise
On The Titanic
And there was plenty of panic
Frank and Joe
Are anything but slow
They can crack the case fast
And also have a blast
Nancy is wise too
She should hire them as her crew!