"Hello, I'm Ginny Weasley, have a seat. What's your na- Ah, Malfoy!?!"
"Oh great, it's you."
"What are you doing here, Malfoy?"
"Let's just make me state the obvious shall we."
"You're my patient?"
-Sarcastically- "No, I'm your long lost brother and I've been sent here to tell you. Of course I'm your patient, Weasley."
"But… Why?"
"That really isn't any of your business."
"Actually, it sort of is."
"Sod off, Weasley."
"Well if you don't want to be here then leave."
"I can't."
"What do you mean you can't, Malfoy? Here let me help you. You pick your left leg up and move it forward then right leg. Repeat. People like to call this walking."
"What I mean, Weasley, is that I don't have the choice. If I refuse these sessions I get fired."
"…What exactly is it that you do?"
"Right now I'm sort of in training for the position of Minister of Magic."
"You, Minister of Magic? Hah, fat chance!"
"Aren't you suppose to like encourage my dreams or something?"
"Ergh, no but ok… Anyways, why did he send you to a therapist in the first place?"
"Sod off, Weasley. I already told you, you don't need to know."
"Malfoy, it's my job to know."
"… I'm not gonna tell you if that's what your trying to get out of me."
"You have to tell me, or else."
"Or else what?"
"Or else in my progress report I'll inform your boss, who the progress report eventually will end up with, that no progress is being made! Ha!"-Smug-
"…And this would do…what?…"
"Don't be dumb, Malfoy, you'd be assigned more sessions with me!"
"You'll be suffering too you know, Weasley. You wouldn't dare!"
"Obviously you don't know me."
"A fact I'm glad for."
"…"
"…"
"You still haven't told me, Malfoy."
-mumbles-
"What's that, didn't quite catch it."
"I was sent here for anger management OK! Now you have the information you need to mock me, go ahead I'm ready, I'm a man I can take it. It's not like you've never mocked me in the past I mean my childhood with you was FILLED with mock-"
"Now we're getting somewhere!"
"… Smart move, Draco, just spill your childhood out to your worst enemy."
"Don't think of me as your worst enemy, that's probably where your negative energy is coming from to turn into anger. You probably think of everyone as your worst enemy believeing your greater then every body else!"
"Weasley, I'm this close to cursing you."
"Honestly, Malfoy, no wonder you were sent here. You curse people that upset you, loosen up."
"Actually, people upset me all the time and I don't curse them… I only curse people I despise."
"… Are you inferring you hate me…"
"You're the quick one of the Weasleys, I can tell!"
"Malfoy, I'm afraid I don't like this sarcastic attitude… I'm going to have to write that on your report as something you need to work on… with me, of course." -scribbles- "Another week!"
"Wait! Give me that pencil!" -lunges-
"Sometimes -clomp- Results -shoves-stumbles- In…. -breathless ness- Violence…"
"Give… Me… That… Pencil!!!!" -Tackles-
"Malfoy, I would appreciate it if you would GET THE HECK OFF ME!!!!"
"Nope, not budging until you give me that pencil."
"Well I hate to disappoint you, it's a pen."
"… Weasley, your incredibly stupid… It's clearly a pencil."
"Are you saying I don't know what I'm writing with, Look here, I know a pencil from a pen and this is defiantly a…Ergh, Malfoy, get off."
"What is it, Weasley… I didn't hear what it was a pencil or a pen."
"I said Get off me!"
"I'm not getting up until you clearly state what the writing utensil in your hand is."
"…It's a pencil alright! A pencil! P-E-N-C-I-L!! With lead and all! Now getting your arse off me!"
"There. Happy?"
"Know that I can breathe, yes."
"…"
"You didn't have to sit on me you know."
"Yes, I did."
"Well just because you did I think I'll add another week! Nah!" -sticks out tongue-
"Weasley, you can-"
"Oops, look at that it's already been an hour! Looks like the sessions over see you tomorrow, Malfoy, and most likely millions of weeks afterwards. Bye!" -Shoves out of room-
"Hey- Wait, I don't want you to add millions of weeks… Wai-" -Slam-
A/N: Session One- Complete! Yay! I'm really satisfied with how this turned out! I'll be trying to get the next chapter up in a couple days but I'm starting a babysitting job next week but don't worry I'll be getting the next chapter up cause I can always accumulate ideas while babysitting, I'm multitasked and proud! Anyways, tell me what you think by REVIEWING!
On Another note: I know they use quills and all but… I didn't know if there was a difference in like let's say an Eagles feather and an Owls feather to write with so I thought pencil and pen were much more appropriate J much thanks for your understanding ness!
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