Riza
LOL… I dunno why I wrote this but I wanted to… A song parody for Royai!
Original Song Title: Jenny
Artist: The Click Five
I DO NOT OWN THE SONG NOR THE ANIME!!! DOI! LOL...
I hope you get a good laugh or giggle or even just a smirk… I just don't why I wrote this…
Oh yeah… they're in our 'advanced' world… Meaning; Laptops, Internet and I-pods LOL!!!
Roy was, again, stuck with paperwork on his desk, he and the blonde female Lieutenant were the only ones in the office.
Instead of hearing the scratching of pen on the paper, he decided to pop on his earphones and switch his I-pod on.
He didn't care about what song was on as long as he had something else to listen to than that dreaded scratching.
After a few moments he realized that the song was on repeat and weirdly he was too lazy to change it. 'Why in the world does Havoc listen to this stuff? He was the last one to borrow this right? Yeah…" he thought.
And the song played again and again, however the lyrics started changing somehow…
She calls me Colonel
But she won't call me
Said she'll protect me
And then ignores me
Riza
What's the problem?
'Did I hear that, right?' Roy blinked
She keeps her distance
And works in silence
Puts up resistance
And builds defenses
Riza
What's the problem?
You leave me paperwork online
What's going on inside that mind?
First you say you won't then you say you will
You keep me working long
And help me to move on
Yet we're standing still
Riza, you got me on my desk
Riza, Please don't shoot me
'What in the world?' he told himself as he listened more.
She needs her own space
She's playing mind games
Ends up at my place
Saying I should change
Riza, What's the problem?
I'm trying to read between the lines
You got me going out of my mind
First you say you won't then you say you will
You keep me working long
And help me to move on
But we're standing still
Riza, you got me on my desk
Riza, please don't shoot me
Please don't shoot me, Please don't shoot me, please don't shoot me, Riza
First you say you won't then you say you will
You keep me working long
And help me to move on
But we're standing still
Riza, you got me on my desk
Riza…
First you say you won't then you say you will
You keep me working long
And help me to move on
But we're standing still
Riza, you got me on my desk
Riza, please don't shoot me
Please don't shoot me, please don't shoot me, Riza
'How did that happen?' Roy asked himself. He removed his earphones and turned to Riza.
"Lieutenant, do you know the song 'Jenny' by The Click Five?" he asked her
"I am aware of it Sir, it seems to be Havoc's favorite song at the moment…" she replied.
"You know the lyrics?" he asked.
"Kind of, sir, why are you asking?" she answered.
"What's the first line?"
"Hmm let's see… I think it's 'She calls me baby, then she won't call me' I think that's it…" she chanted.
"Are you definite about that line?"
"Yes, Sir… why are you asking me this? Please get back to your work…"
'ookaay… well… I like MY lyrics more than the original' he grinned then started humming the song.
Okay… so guys how was it? I know there was a bit of innuendo in one line but I mean it in the cleanest way possible, however, if what goes on in your mind is the same as the REAL Colonel Roy 'The Playboy' Mustang then go ahead and think away…
Anyway, please tell me what you think by reviewing! Thank you!!!