Title: Damned Pairings!!!
Author: Nicha

Genre: Humor
Notes: this is for my letter to myself
Summary: for fun, and with multiple pairings.

START THE STORY, DAMMIT!!!

OOOOOOOOOOO

SasuNaru:

Sasuke: Stupid idiot!

Naruto: Shut-up, Teme!!! Y'KNOW WHAT?! YOU WANNA FIGHT?!

Sasuke: WE'RE ALREADY FIGHTING!!!

Naruto: Oh, we are? WAIT- HEY, ARE YOU TRYING TO DESTRACT ME??? WELL, ARE YA?!

(Naruto swings out at Sasuke)

(Sasuke doges and lashes out at Naruto)

(Horrible fight ensues)

FIVE HOURS LATER…

(They are both lying on the ground, holding hands and smiling)

(Sakura comes over)

Sakura: Hey, guys, are you ok?

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SakuNaru:

Sakura: I WANT YAOI-PORN! Jeez, Naruto…

Naruto: I think Yuri is better!

Sakura: Well, that's too bad!

Naruto: Well… FINE!!!

Sakura: Wait… Naruto, I think maybe… we can come to an agreement…

Naruto: What kind of… agreement?

Sakura: One that involves the two of us… and another male… and another girl… if you don't agree, I'll kick your dumb ass!!!

SasuSaku:

(Sakura has just given birth to their third child)

(Hospital scene)

Sasuke: Ok, Sakura…

(Very mushy background music)

Sakura: Yes?

Sasuke: …I know this has been a very hard past nine months

Sakura: (Yeah, it has) forces smile oh, it's okay!

(Mood builds up)

Sasuke: But…

Sakura: Yes, Sasuke-dear?

(Climax comes)

Sasuke: But…

(Sasuke blushes for a moment)

Sakura: What is it?

Sasuke: Well…

(Sakura is awaiting the answer)

Sasuke: Sakura…

(Takes out calculator dramatically)

Sasuke: According to my calculations, since I am the very last of the Uchiha from the Uchiha clan, we must make at least 17 more children to raise my clan back from hell.

(Sakura deadpans)

Sakura: Wh-what?

Sasuke: And after they reach 16, they must quickly find somebody to mate with to make our clan BIGGER! We'll kill any of the children who seem like they could start an Itachi!

(A/N: That would, of course, probably be a vast majority)

Sakura: BUT I DON'T WANT TO KILL OUR CHILDREN!!!

Sasuke: Ok, well then- just raise them up correctly- I'll be on more missions as of… now.

(Naruto flings open the door, also very dramatically)

Naruto: WHERE IS THAT SONUVABITCH SASUKE, AND WHERE ARE MY GODCHILDREN?!"

Sakura: Oh, hi, Naruto!

Naruto: Ah, hey, Sakura-chan!

(Naruto sits on the edge of the hospital bed)

Naruto: So, how's the kid?

(They hear Sasuke growl)

Naruto: And how's the big one over there?

(And of course, Sasuke and Naruto will get into a fight)

oooooooooooo

NaruHina:

Naruto: Hey, Hinata!

Hinata: N-Naruto-kun…

Naruto: Hey, I was-

(Hinata faints)

Naruto: EH?! WAIT- HINATA! I JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU HAD ANY MONEY SO I COULD GET SOME RAMEN!!!

-------------- 5 years into the future…

Hinata: ( FINALLY! I HAVE A BACKBONE!)

(Walks over to Naruto)

Naruto: Hey, Hinata!

Hinata: H-hey, Naruto-kun…

Naruto: I like your shir-

(Hinata faints)

oooooooo

END!!!!!!!!

At this rate, this is what happens.

-Nicha!!!