MKX Johnny Cage Vs RWBY Cast
So one day while on my computer I was playing with the RWBY Vol. 3 Ch. 8 trailer and IGN's all of Johnny Cages amazing MKX intros to where it say (and I quote)
Yang to the others in her team: You guys believe me. And instead of Blake with " I wish I could believe you" it's one of Johnnies intros against Reptile. Johnny Cage: Sure why not
And thought why not make intros for all of them against the ball's punching, shadow kicking, actor.
Vs Team RWBY
Vs Ruby
1st
Johnny: Hey Little red riding hood.
Ruby: You ask to die Cage.
Johnny: I was going to ask if you have any treats.
2nd
Ruby: Have you seen my sister?
Johnny: Witch one the cat, frostbite, or blonde.
Ruby: The blonds her.
3rd
Johnny: Where's your basket Red?
Ruby: Why so I can put you in it?
Johnny: No cause I'm starving.
4th
Johnny: Ruby.
Ruby: I've dealt with Yang, your nothin'
Johnny: Well I'm no Yang.
5th
Johnny: Team RWBY reunion at my place.
Ruby: You seriously think they'll come.
Johnny: No worries the invitations are bright and colorful.
Vs Weiss
1st
Johnny: Since when did Sub-Zero have a kid.
Weiss: I was not born into that clan of murderous PIGS.
Johnny: Ah. you must have been a student of his.
2nd
Weiss: I see you hitting on Yang.
Johnny: Ya mean that sexy blond with the gauntlets?
Weiss: Yep knew it.
3rd
Johnny: Weiss Schnee.
Weiss: Why do you follow me and my teammates Cage?
Johnny: My Ex-Wife ordered me to Princess.
4th
Johnny: Team RWBY reunion at my place.
Weiss: My father won't allow it.
Johnny: Then we're going to have a nice long chat after this.
Vs Blake
1st
Johnny: Hey kitty cat.
Blake: Don't mess with me Cage.
Johnny: Looks like someone's getting spaded today.
2nd
Blake: Johnny Cage.
Johnny: Oh looks like someone needs to get off the catnip.
Blake: Clawing your eyes out will be a pleaser.
3rd
Johnny: Team RWBY reunion at my place.
Blake: I deny your invitation Cage.
Johnny: I promise Yang won't punch your face in. Hopefully.
Vs Yang
1st
Johnny: How'd you get here.
Yang: By airship.
Johnny: Arighty.
2nd
Yang: Look at you
Johnny: Hot teenagers are in aisle 5
Yang: Thanks
3rd
Johnny: I'm here to help ya Yang.
Yang: You believe me?
Johnny: Sure why not.
4th
Johnny: Team RWBY reunion at my place.
Yang: I'm going to be in the same room as Blake.
Johnny: What part of Team RWBY reunion do you not understand.
5th
Yang: Don't say it.
Johnny: Sup' Jax Jr.
Yang: THAT'S IT YOUR DEAD!
6th
Johnny: Oh look a cripple
Yang: A guy that thinks he's all that I'm not.
Johnny: Ya think it's still possible for you to fuck yourself.
7th (Vs WF Recruit Yang skin (based on a theory after vol 3 ch 6)
Johnny: How did you escape atlas arrest.
Yang: Madam Cinders plan's was started with a Yang.
Johnny: That just makes me want to hurt you even more.
8th
Johnny: Listen to me Yang.
Yang: I only heed to Madam Cinder.
Johnny: Sure didn't answer my question.
9th
Johnny: Listen to me Yang.
Yang: You talk way to much Cage.
Johnny: Who are you everyone I've ever met?
10th
Yang: So, how's Ruby and the others?
Johnny: Good. Why?
Yang: By mourning they'll be mourning.
Vs Team JNPR
Vs Juan.
1st
Johnny: Juanny boy.
Juan: I always did like your films.
Johnny: Always nice to meet a fan.
2nd
Juan: Johnny Cage?
Johnny: That's my name don't wear it out.
Juan: Like Yang with hers in jokes.
Vs Nora.
1st
Johnny: Nora.
Nora: You go splat.
Johnny: Sure Sloth girl.
2nd
Nora: Cage.
Johnny: ADHD
Nora: As easy to break.
Vs Pyrrha
1st
Johnny: Pyrrha.
Pyrrha: I am Ozpins chosen guardian
Johnny: Way to go Ozpin, you killed us all.
2nd
Pyrrha: I have the Fall Maidens power.
Johnny: Yeah unnaturally.
Pyrrha: It was the only way.
3rd
Pyrrha: I have the Fall Maidens power.
Johnny: Yeah but you still suck.
Pyrrha: So like your movies.
4th
Pyrrha: I have the Fall Maidens power.
Johnny: Well I beat Shinok.
Pyrrha: I would kick his ass.
5th
Johnny: I beat Shinok.
Pyrrha: I would kick his ass.
Johnny: HA. That's funny.
Vs Lie Ren.
Johnny: Ren.
Ren: What do you seek Mr. Cage.
Johnny: Someone's ass to kick so let's go.
2nd
Ren: Johnny Cage.
Johnny: Have I got a surprise for you.
Ren: I'll get it straight to Nora.
Vs Chaos Syndicate.
Vs Mercury.
1st
Johnny: You going to the hospital Merc.
Mercury: Uh my legs aren't broken.
Johnny: Who said it was going to be your legs.
2nd
Mercury: Why did Ruby attack you?
Johnny: Why did you attack her defenseless?
Mercury: No one can know about my legs.
Vs Emerald
1st
Johnny: So your behind it all.
Emerald: Behind what.
Johnny: Uh, all the illusions
2nd
Emerald: You know the price of discovery Cage.
Johnny: One dead White Fang, coming' right up.
Emerald: You will be the one who dies.
Vs Neapolitan
1st
Johnny: Neo.
Neo: Cage.
Johnny: Wow you can talk.
2nd
Neo: Prepare for death Johnny Cage.
Johnny: And they said you were mute.
Neo: Annoying even before death.
3rd.
Neo: There you are Johnny Cage.
Johnny: Did you bring any ice cream.
Neo: Yes the flavor is your death.
Vs Roman Torchwick.
1st
Johnny: Roman.
Roman: Cage.
Johnny: Less talk more me kick your ass.
2nd
Roman: You really think you can defeat me.
Johnny: I've beat Shinok.
Roman: Yes but that years ago.
Vs Cinder.
1st
Johnny: You doin' down Cinder.
Cinder: Like you fame?
Johnny: You gettin' a punch down under.
2nd
Cinder: How did you get pass Xiao Long?
Johnny: Showed her my abs.
Cinder: You will die even more of a fool.
3rd
Johnny: It's over Cinder.
Cinder: What your life?
Johnny: No, Your plans stupide.
4th
Johnny: You heading' for a Fall Cinder
Cinder: Is that a joke.
Johnny: Yang's not the only one that makes puns.
Vs BOSM
Vs Ozpin
1st
Johnny: Why Pyrrha?
Ozpin: Oh I suppose you have a better idea.
Johnny: Yeah, you're looking at him.
2nd
Ozpin: A pleasant surprise visit Mr. Cage.
Johnny: You know why I'm here.
Ozpin: Sonya can be, a bitch.
Vs Ironwood.
1st
Johnny: Sup Wood iron.
James: It's Ironwood.
Johnny: Be happy I didn't call you dickface
2nd
James: You were ordered to protect Team RWBY
Johnny: Cause of Neptune's doing.
James: And you clearly failed.
Vs Qrow
1st
Johnny: Qrow is that you?
Qrow: Cage.
Johnny: Hey what I do?
2nd
Qrow: Why help Sub-Zero?
Johnny: He wants to protect Earth realm.
Qrow: Well I'm not teaming with him.
3rd
Johnny: It's been a while Qrow.
Qrow: And I still won't forgive Sub-Zero.
Johnny: Well I take it you still drunk then.
4th
Qrow: Don't I know you.
Johnny: Johnny Cage, meet me at the Mortal Kombat Tournament.
Qrow: Oh yeah.
5th
Johnny: You still mad at Sub-Zero?
Qrow: He killed Summer you asshole.
Johnny: Sure didn't answer my question.
Vs Team SSSN (Sun and Neptune)
Vs Sun Wukong.
1st
Johnny: Sun Wukong.
Sun: Hey, Blake here?
Johnny: Why, want her to see you get your ass kicked?
2nd
Sun: Johnny Cage.
Johnny: Sup?
Sun: goanna kick your ass.
3rd
Sun: Weren't you told to watch over Blake's Team.
Johnny: All cause of your best friends little accident with Yang.
Sun: No worry I helped them beat him up.
Vs Neptune
1st
Johnny: I can help ya'.
Neptune: With what?
Johnny: The thing that happened 9 months ago with Yang.
2nd
Neptune: Johnny Cage.
Johnny: I can help you with the ladies.
Neptune: I rather not get devoiced.
Vs others
Vs Winter Schnee.
1st
Johnny: Winter.
Winter: Mr. Cage.
Johnny: Glade you remember me.
2nd
Winter: You are alive.
Johnny: Where were those years ago?
Winter: Classified.
3rd
Johnny: Why weren't you at the Tournament.
Winter: Classified.
Johnny: Don't ya mean Wood iron's lap.
4th
Winter: You are alive.
Johnny: And watching over your little sisters team.
Winter: Glade you have made it for the Vital Festival.
Vs Adam
1st
Johnny: So you stole Shinok's amulet.
Adam: It is the weapon of the fauns' freedom.
Johnny: And the Reason why I'm a kick yo ass.
2nd
Adam: I am no Shinok.
Johnny: Duh.
Adam: For I will slaughter.
3rd
Johnny: I'm here to stop ya Adam.
Adam: Your another lamb to the slaughter.
Johnny: Do you see any tails on me?
4th
Adam: Fell the power of Shinok's amulet.
Johnny: I get to beat him up again?
Adam: I use his powers for my own.
5th
Johnny: I'm here to stop ya Adam.
Adam: You'll fail human cow.
Johnny: Cow, Is your mother joining us.