Oh How The Tide Turns

Just some rambling about our favorite Yu-Gi-Oh characters! What would be life without dueling for Joey, Yugi, Seto, Yami, Marik, and even Pegasus! Just how a regular day would be for everyone…

Also everyone in the story is still friends just there was never dueling…

Day 1: Stray Dog Wheeler, Joey's Pov

"Joey… Joey. Joey! JOEY!" I heard the voice of my so-called gentle sister yell.

"Ya! I'm up, I'm up!" I exclaimed as I groggily climbed out of bed.

She just rolled her eyes and left my room. I turned on the radio and heard the song Hit Me Baby One More Time. "AHHH!" I screamed chucking my radio across the room.

I thought it was over… BUT I COULD STILL HEAR IT! "DIE!" I yelled as I thwacked the radio with my lamp.

The door opened and there was my two best friends Tristin and Yugi standing there eyeing me weirdly. One because there was Britney Spears music blasting, two I was shirtless, and three I was yelling at an inanimate object while beating it up with a lamp. I chuckled and hid the lamp behind my back.

Right when I did that the radio turned off, I growled. "Good morning Joey…" Yugi said with wide eyes.

"Erm yea… I'll be out in a minute…" I then shoved them out of my room and slammed the door.

The radio turned back on with Britney Spears… I finally came to my senses and threw the piece of shit out of the window… I could've sword I heard someone scream. I got dressed into my usual dorky school uniform which I despised. Sighing I grabbed my backpack and entered the kitchen where Yugi was doing extra credit and Tristin was once again flirting with Serenity.

"Eh-hem!" I coughed.

No one noticed and kept about their business. I stomped my foot, but still no response. "DAMN IT I'M READY!" I shouted.

"Oh hey Joey!" They all said smiling.

I shuddered… Everyone was planning against me… "Well lets get going I don't wanna be late again ya know."

"Okay hang on let me finish this math problem…" Yugi said, not taking his eyes of the in my opinion evil paper.

How could he be so obsessed with math and books? Tristin was the opposite and was only interested in eating and girls, a.k.a my sister. I rolled my eyes and decided to leave by myself. "I'm leaving now!" I called out.

No one cared. I growled under my breath and started walking. The way was over, not only were there stray dogs following me but my backpack broke and my homework spilled everywhere! "Gah! Don't touch dat!" I yelled, taking as many papers so the dogs wouldn't eat them.

"Great now how am I supposed to tell my teachers that everyone's dog ate my homework!" I hate mornings… And to make things the certain person who I did not want to see showed up! Seto Kaiba…

"Hey mutt stay behind the pack!" He said rolling down the limo window and pointing to the dogs surrounding me.

"Shut up rich boy!" I yelled, putting a fist up in the air.

"Yeah I am rich…" He said, looking at his sparkling so-called "Pimp" earrings.

Okay that was just creepy to me… "Yeah whateva… I gotta go now… Erm bye!" I yelled taking off at full speed towards school.

And just as luck would have it I was late! When I got to class Tristin and Yugi were already there! My jaw dropped open! I then passed them a note that said, 'How did you get to class earlier then me?'

Then after a while they passed it back to me. I grew furious of what it said, 'Seto gave us a lift!'

"ARGH!" I yelled standing up. Bad move I then noticed all my peers staring at my teacher and me with a stern gaze on her face.

"Shit…" I mumbled under my breath.

"CARE TO SAY THAT OUT LOUD JOSEPH WHEELER!" She angrily yelled.

"What?" I innocently said.

"To the office with you!" With that she pointed out the door.

With my head hung low I trotted out to the office. I sat down in the principles office; luckily he was not here yet. I let out a breath of sweet relief. A devious grin spread across my face as I looked through the principles items. My eyes went wide and I out loud spoke, "Jack-pot!"

His desk was loaded with porn magazines and all those goodies! I looked through the porn and smiled. My victorious moment was cut short but a grunt. "JOSEPH WHEELER!" He yelled grabbing all the porn from me.

"What? It was just lying there!" I tried to explain.

"YOU'RE EXPELLED FOR A WEEK GET YOUR STUFF AND LEAVE NOW!" He angrily yelled.

I growled and immediately retrieved my stuff to leave this hellhole. Before leaving the building completely I ran around the school and yelled, "FUCK YOU ALL! THE PRINCIPLE READS PORN AND ALL THE TEACHERS ARE ON CRACK!"

The peanut gallery just shrugged, by all my odd actions they were used to it by now. I then ran out of the school and ran to the mall. I then entered the food court first of course. I ate some random Italian food and then I saw three girls approach me, giggling. One was a red head, the other had black hair, and the other was a blonde. "OH MY GOSH IT'S CHARLIES ANGELS!" I yelled.

Suddenly the mall fell silent with all eyes on me. In the moment of the silence a baby started crying and someone sneezed but that's about it. The girls went shifty eyed and then there was a huge explosion over by Burger King. The king mascot came running out with several explosions and guns. "WAKE UP WITH THE KING!" He yelled.

"Now dat's disturbing…" I said, un-conferrable.

Soon explosions and gunshots replaced the silence. I was to hungry to move or anything so when I finished I just threw it out and left to the movie theater. When I arrived no one was there… And it was quiet… To quiet… Of course I was right and Ronald McDonald came out of the bathroom with red eyes and walking wobbly.

Yup he was definitely high. "Hey little boy… Come here…" He whispered looking at me.

I looked around hoping that he meant someone else but no one was there. "I'm not a little boy…"

He looked disappointed but smiled, "I'll give you a happy meal if you come here!"

I gasped, "Okay!" I then went into the bathroom and realized there were no happy meals. "Hey dere's no happy-"

The clown giggled. He locked the door and came walking towards me. "Put a smile on you're face…"

I then realized his intentions, "AHH HE'S RAPING ME HELP!" I yelled pounding on the door.

Then I blacked out.

13 hours later, 10:00 P.M. Current Location: Ball Pit in McDonalds.

I awoke and felt around. "Whew…" I said letting out a breath of relief. I still had my pants on… BUT NO SHIRT! I looked to the other end of the ball pit and found Ronald looking for something.

His whole head turned around to reveal a creepy stared on his face. "I KNEW IT WE WERE MEANT TO BE! I'M PREGNANT!" He squealed.

I just wanted to puke… He did rape me… "EW!" I then ran out of the ball pit and out of McDonalds.

I turned around and exhaled, he wasn't following me. I needed some relief… So I went to the closest strippers bar in town… When I got there I ordered one cold beer with no questions asked. "Here's your beer sir…" A feminine voice said that sent chills up my spine.

When I looked up I gasped, "MAI?" It was indeed Mai Valentine in a skimpy outfit… It made her look sexy…

I shook the thoughts out of my head and smiled at her… This was going to be a fun night…

I then leaned in to her lips and she backed away until she was up against the wall. "What are you doing-" She was then cut off by a large explosion.

"ALRIGHT WHICH HOE WANTS TO WAKE UP WITH THE KING!" The mascot from burger king yelled.

"Hide Mai…" I whispered.

She nodded and pushed me towards the king. I didn't have anything to worry about… Did I?

"I'll take this hoe right here!" The king said, waving a $100.00 dollar bill in the air.

"HEY I'M WORTH MORE THEN THAT!" I found my self protesting.

The king winked and pulled out three hundred dollar bills.

I went wide eyed and realized he was serious. "NOO!" I yelled running out of the bar and back to my house for the night.

I ran in door and shut behind me, panting. I then walked in to my room and… OH MY GOSH TRISTIN, SERENITY AND KAIBA WERE ALL DOING IT ON MY BED! "GET THE FUCK OFF MY BED!"

They all didn't hear me and continued their 'stuff'. I then felt a tug at my pants, I looked down and it was some random boy scout. "Who the fuck are you?" I said slightly annoyed.

He just nodded and gave me a radio. After that he skipped out of the apartment singing merrily. I shrugged and blasted Britney Spears. "AHHH!" They all screamed immediately getting dressed.

"Guess what big brother! Tristin and Kaiba have the biggest things ever! Seto's is-" I then cut her off.

"I don't care! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM ALL OF YOU!" They all looked scared and scrambled out of my room.

I dare not sleep on my bed so that night I slept in my closet with the teddy bears…

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