"This is going to be my 4th fanfic ever, So be nice, How is your day well I don't give a shit how your day was you hear me bitch. Well it doesn't matter what you think or any one else, Lets begin the story ok".
Naruto is an agent, who doesn't have any relatives what so ever. And one day he was a signed to a special mission, He would go to this club and kill this women. She was a murderer, "Yo Naruto wanna hang out with me and the girls tonight" Kiba asked Naruto. "Sorry can't, I have another mission to do so I'll talk to you later ok?" Naruto said walking away from Kiba and getting inside his car.
Naruto put his keys in the ignition, and twist the key clock wise. Naruto's car engine started, he pulled off in his Corvette 2007 luxury addition. Driving down the road Naruto realized that someone was following him, Naruto got on the freeway so he could go faster and get away from the person, that was following him without noticing he was trying to get away. Naruto was at 136 miles per hour The car stayed right behind him going no slower or faster.
Naruto looked what kind of car the person had following him, it was a Camaro, "Fuck why did it have to be a nice looking car, and fast to looks like I-"Naruto was cut off when the car crashed him. "Ah Fuck me sideways!" Naruto said while his car was flipping over. "Shit! shit! shit!" Naruto said, his car continued to flip down the road. His car flipped off the freeway into a building, Naruto's car was upside down. "Fucking shit!" Naruto climbed from his window into the street with his bloody leg.
The person walked up to Naruto with the pistol in there hand,"This could of went better if you just, stood still at the bar. I could of got a clean shot on your fat head, you should really stand still more, by the way my name is Gaara I only tell people my name when I kill them"Gaara laughed like a psycho, which he was. He pointed his gun at Naruto's face,"Whats wrong your not gonna shoot me come you fucking pussy!"Naruto shouted and he spit on Gaara's cheek."Well that wasn't very nice now was it bitch"Gaara told Naruto.
He shot the at Naruto's big-toe and blow it off,"Aaahhhhhh!!!"Naruto screamed his lungs out from the pain of getting his toe blown off."Now how do you like it cock-sucker, you feel the pain in your foot I would of said your toe but you don't have one anymore!"Gaara laughed at Naruto while Gaara was laughing. Naruto quickly hoped up and took Gaara's hand gun, he quickly shot off Gaara's toe just the same way he shot off his."Nnnnnnoooooo!!"Gaara screamed.
Naruto poited the gun at Gaara's head,"don't do this please, I have kids a wife"gaara said to make up excuses to stay a live."Bull shit you lied to me, you should die you mother fu-"Naruto's body flew down the street after getting hit. Naruto looked up and the car was driving to him to fuck him up again, and everything went white."Am I dead?"Naruto woke up in a house, the room had gorgeous white curtains hanging over the window, A 2 seater white couch, an HD plasma screen TV, king size bed with white and light purple sheets and blankets and 4 big nice fluffy pillows 2 on each side, the floor was purple with some white lines on them.
Naruto was amazed with what he saw in that room, he got up and went to the door to leave the room. but it was a gigantic closet, With alot of clothes in it with shoes in there to. Naruto closed the doors to the closet, and went to the door he walked out of the room and looked down the halls. The house was beautiful and if you said it wasn't Naruto would beat the shit out of you, and you would have to clean up the shit that you made.
Naruto walked down stairs, once he found them, he walked into the entry room it was beautiful as well. He finely made his way to the living room, he walked to the kitchen and was amazed. when he opened the frig that was the most food that Naruto have ever seen in a frig. Naruto closed the frig and when he turned around, someone was standing there,"I'm really sorry miss but I woke up here, and I don't know where I am. But your house is beautiful"Naruto told the woman standing in front of him.
"Well if you dont know where you are then I guess you can stay here ok, oh by the way my name is Hinata" Hinata said walking up stairs to her room. Naruto stayed down stairs waiting for her to come back down, and when she did she came back down stairs in her gown."You look beautiful"Naruto said blushing,"Oh thank you very much!"Hinata said. 'Wait a minute how and when did I get here? this is impossible I can't be here this is heaven yeah it got to be' Naruto thought.
"You can sleep in any room if you want just not mine ok"Hinata said,"Ok" Naruto walked up stairs to choose a room, in the house this nice lady let him stay in. Naruto picked a room and told her which one he would be choosing, Hinata took him out eating and went to go get him some clothes. From Dickies, and new shoes from Finish line, Naruto got himself some Rbk, Kswiss, Jay's, and Nike's. Naruto went back to the house with Hinata but he still doesn't know how he got there, is it heaven or hell?
"Ok how you like it? I'm going to continue saying that till someone review on my story. Oh yea I have this other story I want you to check out its called [Hide Or Die Its really funny and people really like it, try it now or no Limon pies."