i dont own zelda.

"go to niko. he will give you something to do,"

"bye tetra," link said. he witnessed a short little man fallingtripping over nothing." hi...yo're link?"

"yeah. hi. okay. you got to pass a test to be a pirate swabbie.okay , step on this switch,"

niko bellyflopped onto the yellow switch.the decks spiraled out of the ground.

you gotta do THIS" niko hit his head on the ceiling. then SPLAT! niko fell

on the floor.

niko missed the final platfrom. he landed on his head. "dont do that,"niko said.

the second time around.....

"HOT, HOT, HOT!" link squealed as he burned his hands on the lanterns. SPLAT! link

fell on the ground.

niko didnt make it in time so the door closed in on his groin."oh god," niko whispered.

"link help me!"

"link! we're at the forsaken fortress! get your butt up here!" tetra yelled.

"bye," link said.

"link ,help me you stupid bastard!"

"no way, youre patheic as a pirate!" link left with niko giving him the finger after him.