Ah, shit, where do I begin?

It was weird—the way we met—and I honestly don't think it could have played out any better, what with our unconditionally disastrous luck.

Should I start with the first time?

I'll take the silence as a yes.


Author's Note:

Okay, these first few chapters are going to be short. Stick with me, though! I promise we'll get through it.

There's a lot of mystery going on in these incidents. I won't be so quick to give it away though; so don't think you've won!

Disclaimer: Doctor Who belongs to BBC. They should totally let me own a little bit of Matt and David, though. That'd be nice. And probably all the other cast members ever, too, while they're at it.

I always swore I'd never do this, but rating and reviewing and following and favorite-ing and all that jazz is greatly appreciated.