A/N: Hola! We are back (yay).
The other day, Wallison and I, Merr, were thinking about Harry Potter. Suddenly, I had a great idea! Why not make Ron sing the Dreydl song? So, being the Jewish lover I am, I wrote the skit down and preformed it for Wallison. She thought it was hilarious. So we are going to share it with you!
DISCLAIMER: We don't own Harry Potter, and we don't mean to offend anyone who is Jewish or anything. So yeah. I mean, Merr loves the Jewish religion more than she likes her own! Haha. Jk, jk.
And now, without further ado:
Ron's Hanukah
Ron sat down on his bedroom floor and looked at the clay toy in his huge palm. Smiling, he started to sing. "Dreydl, dreydl, dreydl, I made you out of clay…and when it's dry and ready, then dreydl I shall play." He sang it slowly, as if he couldn't remember what line came next. As he spun it around, Hermione walked in. She sat on his bed and looked down at his amused face.
"Ronald," she sighed out, "What are you doing?"
Ron looked up, looking surprised to see her there. "I'm singing the Dreydl song," he said simply.
"But you're not Jewish," she stated.
Ron furrowed his brow. "Yes I am."
Hermione smiled, amused. "Ron, you are Catholic." She sighed. "You can't be Jewish. Where did you even get that dreydl anyway?"
Ron ignored her, standing up. He looked upset. "You know what, Hermione? I can be whatever I wanna be! This," he said loudly, raising his arms in the air. "This is America!!!"
Hermione laughed. "Ronald, this is Scotland."
Ron shot her a dirty look and sat back down. He picked up the dreydl and started to sing again. Hermione sighed.
"Ronald…"
Ron started to sing louder, until he was yelling.
"…AND WHEN IT'S DRY AND READY, THEN DREYDL I SHALL PLAY, HERMIONE! DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DOOOOO!!!" He yelled for a few more minuets, until Hermione said, "You know what, Ron?! Whatever." She stormed out of the room.
Ron sat there, looking at the floor, until he started to play again, humming the song underneath his breath as he spun the dreydl around.