Christmas Party, Grimmauld!
Tonks saw Sirius grinning like a maniac, and too focused on this she tripped over the umbrella stand- AGAIN! That caused the portrait of Sirius's mother to start screaming," FILTH! ABOMINATION OF MY FLESH! SHAPE CHANGING FREAK! EVEN A-"Just then, Remus Lupin ran into the hallway. Sirius's mother then turned on him." YOU! "She screeched," YOU FILTHY WEREWOLF, YOU! EVEN A RAT HAS MORE VALUE AND PLACE IN THIS WORLD, YOU FILTHY HALF-BREED!" This made Tonks, Sirius and Lupin all point their wands at the ugly portrait and shout," SHUT UP, YOU OLD HAG!!"
Tonks was still lying on the floor, from her fall. Remus, ever the gentleman, offered her a hand up. Tonks took the hand, pulled herself up, and didn't bother letting go. Remus looked at their hands and reddened a little, but didn't say anything or let go. They didn't notice Sirius murmur an incantation and for a bough of mistletoe to appear. Before either Remus or Tonks knew what was happening, they were snogging. Sirius then ushered the rest of the Order into the hall. There were a few giggles, some 'ooh la las', and even some wolf-whistles as the assembled Order beheld the spectacle in front of them. After what seemed like minutes, Tonks and Lupin broke apart.
"Sirius, why were you grinning like a maniac?" a disheveled Tonks inquired.
"Because I knew that my plan would work!" Sirius explained," Oh, by the way, would you all like to stay late for my Christmas party?" Everyone cheered. Sirius whooped and exclaimed," Obviously that's a yes!"
"What plan?" Tonks asked.
"The plan to get you two snogging! And it was a success! Go Sirius Orion Black!" As Sirius sang and did a victory dance, the rest of the Order filed into the kitchen.
A/N- Isn't Sirius immature? ! So R&R, people! (Oddballrandomness signs off)
I'm in middle school. D'you think I own any of this? DUH, nothing but the plot. The rest is J.K.R.'s!