A/N: I don't own Penn Zero: Part-Time Hero

"So…what's with the collar, dude?" Boone finally asked after looking at his friend's new accessory for the past ten minutes

When Penn came to school today, he had a new article of clothing around his neck that confused only Boone, but everyone in the whole school. It was a light blue dog collar with silver studs in it. While the part-time hero seemed to very much himself, his best-friend couldn't look away from the obviously strange object that was now around the ginger's neck. So when they were at lunch, the part-time Wiseman decided to get some answers.

"Oh, this?" Penn casually replied as he pointed to the collar "Sashi gave it to me"

"Sashi gave you a dog collar?" the heavy-set boy questioned, obviously confused "She knows you're not a dog, right?"

"Yes Boone, she's well aware that I'm human" the redhead informed him "What? You don't like it?"

"Nah, it's cool and all, but I just wanna know why she just chose to give you a dog collar of all things" Boone explained "Don't most couples usually give each other necklaces and junk like that?"

It was no secret that Penn and Sashi had entered a relationship and while Boone was very happy for them getting together, he had to admit that they were rather…active, in their relationship. The two young lovers had tendency to express their love all across the school. Students whispered of rumors of the two fooling around in the girl's locker room, the janitor's closet and even in Rippin's car out of revenge for giving the violent teen a bad grade. However, despite the constant sex the two were apparently having, Penn and Sashi did care deeply for one another and that made Boone happy above all else.

"In case you've forgotten Boone, Sashi and I aren't like most couples" Penn reminded his friend "What others would call strange, we call it a turn-on"

"So pretending to be a dog turns Sashi on?" the part-time Wiseman surmised "Does she get off on watching you drink out of a dog bowl or something?"

"Eh, not exactly" his friend corrected "You ever hear the phrase sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me?"

As naïve as Boone was at times, he understood the full meaning of those words.

"Oh…"

"Yep" Penn affirmed before asking "You're not freaked out by that, are you?"

"Oh totality, dude" Boone answered "But if that's what you and Sashi are into, than I won't get in the way of it. Just don't give me the play by play of you guys go all Fifty Shades of Grey on each other, ok?"

"Deal, good buddy" Penn agreed before adding "and for the record, Fifty Shades of Grey is a coloring book compared to what we do in the bedroom"

"Dammed straight" a familiar added on from behind them

The to boys turned around to see the part-time sidekick looking back at the two boys with a sly smirk on her face, clearly enjoying the conversation about her and Penn's sex life. She took a seat next to her lover before turning to face him to kiss him deeply for Boone and all to see. The ginger moaned into her mouth as he slid his tongue into her mouth, making her moan as well. The heavy-set boy blush with embarrassment as he turned away from the sight before him. The two soon parted lips, leaving a small trail of saliva between them that the Asian teen happily lapped up.

"Good dog" she told him

"Thank you, mistress" Penn replied with a warm smile "So, how do you like the new gift I got you?"

"I'm wearing it right now" she informed him

"I'm afraid to ask, but what did he get you?" Boone asked

In response to his question, Sashi put on her feet on the table and pulled her pants leg all the way to her thigh. Wrapped around her leg was a black garter belt with white frills around the sides. It also had the word 'love' written in Japanese on it. The violent teen then put her leg down and rolled her pants leg before anyone notice; though if anyone did, they were too scared of the girl to say anything.

"Penn gave it to me as a gift a month into our relationship" she explained "I gave him the dog collar as a way showing my thanks, and to assert my dominance"

"I put it on her during one of our games" Penned furthered "pretty awesome since I was blindfolded"

"Dude! What did I just say?" Boone gagged in disgust as he covered his eyes

"Right, sorry"

"It is running a little high though" Sashi mentioned "Take it off for me, will you?"

Penn nodded in compliance and reaching down to pull the farter belt her leg, but his hand his suddenly slapped away by his lover.

"No, no silly dog" she corrected with a teasingly wave of her finger "I want you to take it off the same way you put it on"

Penn eyes widen in surprise upon hearing his mistress's request.

"Are of serious, Sash?" he asked nervously "there's too many people to do that!"

"I gave you an order, mutt!" she snapped "and what I want, I get!"

"Well, it obvious who wears the pants in this relationship" Boone thought to himself

Penn let out a defeated sigh and finally gave into his lovers demands. He could handle detention; he couldn't handle an angry Sashi.

"…yes…mistress" he begrudgingly answered

With that, the redhead pulled himself under the table and pushed up Sashi's pants leg once more. Once he could see the garter belt, Penn reached out with his mouth open and took hold of the belt with his teeth. As he did, Sashi shuddered slightly as she felt her lover's teeth gently scrap across her skin; silently making her wish Penn's mouth was just a little higher. Penn then proceeded to then pull the garter belt downward the length of his girlfriend's leg; occasionally stopping to leave a few kisses down her leg as traveled back down, taking in her scent and taste with each stop. Even though he couldn't see it—and Boone unfortunately could—he could hear all the girls' moans and mewls of pleasure with each kiss he left on her skin.

"G-good dog" she breathed out with her eyes closed "v-very good dog…"

While this border-line pornographic moment was transpiring, the part-time Wiseman had covered his ears and kept his head looking down at the table, not wanting to see or hear his friends shamelessly playing out their games in the middle of lunch.

"Oh why do you guys have to do this at my favorite time at school?" he whined

It was then that Penn had picked himself up from under the table with his gift to his beloved dangling from his smiling mouth. Sashi made a cattish grin with her lips before darting her head forward and plucking the garter belt from his mouth with her own. The sight of holding her garter belt in her teeth was by far the hottest thing Penn and seen from her—today at least anyway.

"That's it!" Boone finally shouted as he shot up from his seat "I'm not letting you ruin lunch for me! Call me you two stop getting your freak on!"

Needless to say, it would be awhile before that happened.