A/N I couldn't help myself! I'm not going to be writing any DP stories. It may just be Bobobo, Hannah Montana, and other shows! But I had to make this! Review please!
Title: The Divorce and Marriage!
Skulker was fighting with his toilet wife because he was staring at another toilet!
"How could you stare at another toilet!?" The toilet exclaimed.
"I didn't stare! I glanced!" Skulker exclaimed. "Ahh…her name was Toiley, she was the love of my life! I'm gonna run off and get married with her right now!"
"WHAT!!!??? Fine then!!! I call a divorce!" The toilet exclaimed. Then she noticed that Skulker had already left. "I'm not letting him come back in this house again!"
Meanwhile, Skulker was trying to find Toiley at a toilet store.
"Toiley! Are you in here?" Skulker called out. "I have something to ask you!"
"Skulker!? It's been months since the author wrote a Danny Phantom story! What are you doing here!?" Toiley asked, walking up to him. Skulker got down on one knee and held out a ring.
"Will you marry me?" He asked.
"I…I…I…YES!!" Then she jumped into his arms and the two ran off to get married.
Later…
"I now pronounce you husband and wife." The person who says the I do stuff said. "You may now kiss the bride." Suddenly, the toilet Skulker got divorced with walked in. He could see that tears were falling down from her face.
"Pew?" Skulker slowly asked. "I thought we had a divorce."
"I know but, I wanna get remarried!" Pew said as tears glistened on her face from the light. Her eyes turned into big, bright anime eyes as she ran up to Skulker, but when she was about to hug him, he pushed her away.
"Sorry, but, I'm already married to Toiley, goodbye Pew." Then Skulker and Toiley walked off kissing each other. Pew just sat there on the ground as she watched her ex-husband walk away with another toilet. Tears started to fall from her eyes as she thought of all the great times she had with Skulker.
"Goodbye…Skulker." She whispered.
A few weeks later, Skulker had found out that Pew had committed suicide because of him.
"I-I can't believe she killed herself!" Skulker said in disbelief. "But, but why?!"
"Oh Skulky, it doesn't matter! As long as we're together!" Toiley exclaimed happily. Skulker nodded and the two started making out.
A/N I know, I know, it was pretty pointless and horrible but I couldn't help myself! Well, uh, this is going to be my last DP fic because I'm working on a Bobobo fanfic! You can read it if you like random and funny anime! Speaking of non-related DP stuff, Beauty and Heppokomaru make the cutest couple! Ok, review if you want please! Flames are more than welcome!