Hello guys I've just got a job at a Pizza Hut Call Center I got just 2 words to describe that job "fucking frustrating"
Now I got to mess with the mobian crew and we get to view the most hilarious moments happen at The Seaside Call Center and other positions at the Pizza Hut empire
Tuesday Night
Payroll(Silver Hedgehog,Blaze Cat,Amy Rose Hedgehog,)
Supervisors:Shadow Hedgehog,Mephiles Hedgehog
_ Blaze:listen sirIam trying to help you out
Customer:well I don't give a damn my pizza is cold as hell
Blaze:Silv this guy is being a-
Shadow:don't
Blaze:an unpersuasive customer
Customer:hey bitch my pizza is more than your paycheck
Silver:just calm down Blaze use the discount method
Mephiles:that is the easy way out
Shadow:I agree with the evil entity
Blaze:sir listen do you want a 30% discount on your large meat lover pizza
Shadow:what a pussy move
Silver:hey at least the customer is calm
Mephiles:wait for it...
Customer:I don't give a shit about no damn discount
Blaze:Jesus Freaking Christ!
_ Delivery(Crisis City)
Drivers:(Sonic Hedgehog,Miles"Tails"Prower)
Sonic:(driving)Tails um where the hell is this house
Tails:Sonic I don't see a house all I see is a...
Sonic nudged the fox and followed his glare and saw a house labeled 236
Sonic:our house
The blue car stopped in the driveway and the two stormed the doorway
Tails:please give a tip,please give a tip
The door opened to a red fox with bed sheets covering her
Sonic:oh fuck...
Tails:hi there Fiona is this your whipped cream!
A naked green hedgehog appeared behind her
Sonic:(plainly)oh...I see Scourge is here how are you doing big guy
Scourge:(laughing)oh nothing just smacking the meat you know
Scourge made his junk go up and down causing Tails to cringe
Sonic:alrighty then Iam scarred enough for one day well come on little bro
The brothers got back in the car with twitching faces
Sonic:Tails not a word
Tails:not a word
Scourge:(popping out the backseat)um guys you forget your change
Sonic:(losing control)holy shi...
The car swerved into the nearest light pole _ Kitchen
Cooks:(Espio)
Vector:hey Esp I need a Super Duper Uper Meat Pizza
Espio:no one ordered that in 20 years who the hell ordered that
Vector:who else
Espio looked out his window to see Big the Cat sitting in one of the booths
Espio:(plainly)of course
Espio took a deep breath and removed a giant slab of meat from the fridge
Espio:just this one time thank god
Vector:oh Esp make that two Iam feeling the meat today you know
Espio looked at Vector and then turned fearfully at the slab of meat that was forming into a monster
Espio:(holding kuni)coming up... _ Cashier
Espio:(screaming)Vec call for help the meat is...
Vector:(closing window)stop kidding around and get on those pizzas
Vector placed his legs on the counter and smoked a cigar
Vector:ah yeah this is the good life right here working for minimal wage and eating free pizza
The door opened with Sonic and Tails walking in with tattered clothes
Vector:oh my god what happened did y'all deliver the pizza
Tails:oh Vector it was horrible...
Vector:yeah yeah Cinderella did you deliver it
Sonic:(sarcastic)yeah we did thanks for caring Vec
Vector:no problem old buddy
Sonic looked at the kitchen door as meat oozed through it
Sonic:let me guess Super Duper Uper Meat Pizza
Vector:yep
Yep we observed 4 different positions at good ole Pizza Hut don't get used to the workers others come in and some stay home just like in real life
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