Hihi! It's me Loserville. Ok, I don't own Naruto. Just my laptop named Gaara and my clothes.
One day in Konoha...
"Idiot."
"Teme."
"Idiot."
"Teme."
Two teens, one with spikey blonde hairand the other with raven colored hair that resembled a ducks arse glared at each other from across a table. The blonde, whose bright blue eyes were narrowed in concentration was named Naruto Uzimaki. The other's name was Sasuke Uchiha, the sole survivor of the Great Uchiha Massacre. Though neither of them knew what had started this fight each side refused to give up. It was the same thing every day, someone would say something offensive to the other and they'd argue untill Sasuke became bored and walked off. Causing Naruto to shout that he won by default.
Today was different though because Sasuke had a plan. A sercret plan to be exact. The plan was simple but very effective if used at the right time, and the right time was getting closer. Though he wouldn't admit it, Sasuke was actually excited to see the look on his teamates face once he beat him. Ha, I'm so gonna beat Sasuke-teme again! Why doesn't he just give up already? Naruto was thinking, looking at Sasuke with a cocky grin on his face. Pfft, that idiot won't even know what hit him once I unleash my secret plan on him. I'm finally gonna win...
"Idiot."
"Teme."
"Retard." Ha! In your face Naruto! I win! Sasuke thought with an inward smile.
"..." Naruto was silent for a moment untill Sasuke's countermove sunk in. "What the hell Sasuke! You can't just switch insults!" He yelled, waving his arms in the air like an idiot, or as Sasuke had just said, a retard.
"Hmph, I win." Sasuke replied with a smirk, then he walked off leaving a very pissed off Naruto in his wake.
Short 'n Sweet is so neat! Review please. Insults welcome, I've got my sad music ready. I'll write more when I feel like it so there!