A/N: I realized a few days ago that Ed has the same bang style as Yoh. And when I first saw Winry in the manga she really looked like Anna. With this kinda plot and a sprinkling of crack, the fanfic was born! Now enjoy! :D

Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Not even the "Save a Kitty" foundation. :)

One day, Ed woke up and randomly decided to take a walk without Al. Al didn't notice because he was busy creating the "Save a Kitty" foundation. So Ed was wandering around town and took a road he'd never been on before. As he strolled along, the asphalt turned into dirt, and the dirt turned into a path of light that connected the Fullmetal Alchemist and Shaman King worlds. Ed was oblivious and kept on walking.

Yoh happened to be walking in the opposite direction, hoping to flee Anna's training, if only for a brief moment. It was only natural that he and Ed would crash into each other as Ed emerged into the wonderful world of shamans.

"Sorry," Yoh grinned. "Wasn't watching where I was going."

"Yeah, I bet," Ed muttered. He looked up (which kind of ticked him off, because that meant that Yoh was taller than him) and his eyes widened. "You…you…"

Yoh stared back. "Eh…why do you…"

"WHY DO YOU HAVE MY HAIR STYLE?" Both teenagers pointed accusingly at the other.

"Wait. Why am I concerned about this? It's very out of character," Ed mused in a very out-of-character way.

"Oh, I do stuff like this all the time," Yoh commented casually. "I'm so relaxed only the little stuff freaks me out." Yoh took another look at Ed. "On second thought, only our bangs are the same. My hair's brown, shorter, and I don't have that little thingy on top."

Ed twitched. "It's called an antenna! Wait, that didn't sound right either…"

Yoh patted Ed's shoulder sympathetically. "Don't worry, we all have our off days."

Yoh suddenly pitched forward and fell on top of Ed.

"Awkward moment! Awkward moment!" Ed shouted as he flapped his arms frantically in an effort to get out from under Yoh.

"It's not my fault! I was pushed…uh-oh…" Yoh slowly turned around. "Anna! I didn't see you there! He he…"

"Of course you didn't! You were busy skipping training," Anna replied irritably. "Now get your butt over here! If you don't train, I can't become Shaman Queen, and that's bad news for you!"

Ed blinked. "Hey, she reminds me of someone…"

"Like who?" Winry popped out of nowhere.

"Hey, if you were in a manga and had your bandanna thingy on, you'd look kind of like Anna!" Yoh realized.

"Nonsense!" Anna punched Yoh in the head. "No one could look like me!"

"Actually," said the authoress (now referred to as Moonrise), "when I first saw Winry with her bandanna thingy on I really thought she looked like you."

Anna beat Moonrise to a bloody pulp (Ouch…).

"She's my fiancée," Yoh told the two FMA characters sheepishly. "It doesn't look like it, but we do like each other." He blinked. "Woah. Too much info."

"Hm, I love Ed," Winry mused, "but he's just too dense to notice it."

"I do too notice it!" Ed retorted. "I just try to hide my inner feelings with a manly exterior." Everyone looked at him. "Um…I mean…F*ck!"

"That fixes everything," Moonrise observed sarcastically. She then got out of the story before she got beaten up…again.

Ed and Winry went back to their world, and Yoh and Anna stayed in theirs.

END

Wow. That was crappy. I kinda lost interest halfway through and couldn't think of a good ending since this wasn't really serious. At least I'm not the only one with a Shaman King/Fullmetal Alchemist crossover! Yay! Now review! Please? :D