Holly's List
An
Artemis Fowl fanfic
-By Diffyprincess
or
IRaTiOnAlLyObSeSsEd
My typical day would consist of :
Fighting off goblins
Being called for some sort of emergency
Listening to Haven's latest problem (which so happen's to be Opal Koboi, again)
Being sent up to meet my favourite mudboy
Him being the genius he is and concopting yet another plan to save the world
Me arguing and losing- yet again
Something in the plan going wrong
Serious discussion with Arty
The plan gets more complicated
Finally catching Opal
Another discussion with Arty
Going back to Haven to take a nice long bath
Hmm…seems pretty tiring, don't you think?
Trust me, it is.
But anyway, that did happen. Only it took aproximately 48 hours longer than I thought and I came back with some interesting results :
I had forgiven the mud boy for his latest ploy (though it took him some strong arguing. I don't go down without a fight)
Arty didn't mind that I called him by his pet name
His mother know about fairies! (But was not mindwiped in the end, since she did contribute in out latest mission)
The past Opal was more demented than I thought
Artemis has suddenly indicated interest in my love life (something is wrong!)
Foaly is a father (congrats, dear friend)
I feel confused
Now, why would I feel confused, you might ask?
Well, there are a million things! All including the mudboy. I really don't understand how I bear with him. Reasons mudboy is confusing me :
Artemis asks me if I'm going out with Trouble (wth?!)
Me: Why?!
Arty: No reason.
Me: Like you ever do anything without reason.
Arty: I suppose you're right.
Me: I usually am.
Arty: "chuckles"
Me: What?
Arty: That's my line.
Me: You're not always right.
Arty: I usually am, though.
Me: Whatever. But where did that question come from?
Arty: From me.
Me: You'd think a boy genius would have been able to come up with better lines.
Arty: Shouldn't I be the one avoiding the topic?
Me: I'm not avoiding the topic!
Arty: Yes, you are. You still haven't answered my question.
Me: Firstly, you have no right to ask me that. Secondly, hasn't the fact that I don't want to answer it occurred to you?
Arty: Fine. If you don't want to answer it, you could've just said so.
Me: (Artemis doesn't give up that easily…he's up to something!) Fine. "sighs" Let's get back to the ship.
He seems to be more sensitive. I don't think he knows that I noticed, but I do.
Some other conversations of almost the same topic (I won't bore you with the details)
Seems to bring up the kiss once in awhile (me feeling utterly embarrased, all the while)
And this, therefore, concludes our latest mission.
A/N: I was bored. So very very bored.