So, yeah, like the title says.. These are just random Naruverse drabbles I wrote out of boredom! They won't necessarily always be SasuSaku, sometimes it'll focus on one of them! You get me? No? Well, tough! Anyway, on with the show!

Title (of this chapter): How to lose successfully

Summary:no.1: In which Sakura Haruno gives you one-on-one lesson on how to fail and fail and fail and fail… Yeah, you get the idea. This one is just about Sakura.

Whoosh! Not again! Argh, why am I so bad at this?

C'mon, I'll get it this time! Yes, yes, ye—where did he come from? No, stop… now that's just cheating! I mean, who said you can just come out of nowhere? Not me!

Death glare! Ha! Yes, I just gave you a death glare; you got a problem with that? No? Good, didn't think so! Yeah, keep walking, buddy. Tch, people these days… you'd think they'd be useful by now, but noo, they think they're too good for everything!

…Crap! Why am I failing at this? I mean, sure, fair enough, you win some you lose some. But, when all you do is 'lose some', that's just against the laws of nature. Yeah, so what if I said that out loud; maybe I wanted to, bub! Yeah, that's right; I just called you bub in my brain.

Hey, wait?...I missed it again! Sheesh, I really need to stop talking to myself. If I don't, I'll just keep losing it all…like that one! Damn it!

So, yeah, I'm hungry now; losing builds up quite an appetite, I'll have you know! I mean, it takes real skill for someone to fail continuously. I mean, if you tried, you'd probably fail at failing. Oh god, that was too funny! Maybe I should be a stand up comedian! I've got plenty of good stuff…hehe, you get it? No? What? Urgh, my humour is wasted on you…well me?

Why are you looki—Oh, I just missed it again.. WHAT? The last ten? Oh, no, no, no! But, in the words of Lady Gaga, "I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK, BABY, I WAS BORN THIS WAY!" Well, not completely, but, yeah, you get the gist of it...

OHMYGOD! I won one! Did you see that? Why than—Oh, it's not me…Awkward…

This is outrageous; OUTRAGEOUS, I SAY! Who came up with this anyway?

…Why is everyone looking at me funny?

"What?" more silence. "What is it?"

"Sakura Haruno…"

"Yes?"

"I'm sad to say you've lost 'Simon Says' but you've broken the record for number of consecutive losses! Miss Haruno, you've been crowned loser of the year!"

…Facepalm.

Oh, that was short… Haha, so, yeah, if you managed to read through all of that AND you're still here till the end of that randomness, I congratulate you! :D

So, if you don't mind, click on that little button underneath this.. You know, the one that says 'Review'? Yeah, that one..and, wait for it (this is the best part!), you type out your thoughts on this and then press 'Submit' or whatever it says! Now, that doesn't sound too hard, does it? So, do it!

Wait, that's not all of it; for the best reviewer(s), you get a dedication in my next chapter of this! :D Now, doesn't that sound nice? I quite think it does! Also, if you have any ideas for future drabbles, please, do let me know! Thank you! :D

Toodles!

Manni :) xx