Me: Ha ha ha! I'm so fucking awesome! Bring on the blood bath, people! (Insert screams of the dying people here.)

Hidan: Damn it woman! Give me back my fucking scythe! That is not a fucking toy, you atheist bitch!

(I swung the scythe, casually beheading him.)

Me: HA HA HA HA HA HA! I'M SO COOL!

Emerald: HA! Now that Hidan is gone, I am now jashin-sama's number one disciple! Eat THAT Hidan.

Hidan: Fuck you! I'm still not dead you bitch! Now where'd that other bitch go?

Emerald: Umm… she's gone into frenzy and is currently killing everyone on her path using your scythe all the while screaming "I'm a fucking God!" and laughing hysterically.

Me: I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR ANY OTHER CHARACTERS IN IT!

Hidan: Crap. She really needs a fucking psychologist.

Emerald: She did get a psychologist.

Hidan: Well, what happened?

Emerald: Do you have to ask?

Me: HA HA HA HA HA HA! DIE YOU LOW-LIFES! DIE!

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Note: Guys, give me a chance. 'kay? This is my first fan fic EVER. I usually make my own stories with my own characters so bear with me. Hope you enjoy it.

Where to start? Where to start? Well, I guess I'll start at the beginning. The ill-fated day I agreed to go with my best friend Emerald to a boating trip the night before our birthday. Oh. Before that, I'll give you a little background about us. 'kay?

Let's see… me and my best friends, Emerald are born on the same day of the same year in the same hour. Weird, huh? Well, that's not the end of the weirdness.

Emerald has a pair of green eyes that looks like emeralds that's how she got her name. She has a shoulder-length natural bluish hair. She's really smart and always at the top of our class AND she could solve every problem presented to her with ease. Her only flaw is that she's really addicted to the anime, Naruto and its sequel Naruto shippuden. Yeah I've watched Naruto but that is nothing compared to her. I mean, isn't memorizing every jutsus in the anime a bit too much? One time she even made me stay a whole day at her house just to practice channeling my "chakra" unto my feet and run up the wall. I had a couple of bruises and a concussion thanks to that experiment.

Ahem and then there's me. You can call me Rina. If you think emerald is weird with her bluish hair, you'll be shocked when you see me. My eyes are a pair of yellow cat eyes. I mean real cat eyes. I had this slits for eyes and my eye color is YELLOW. Do I have to draw it to you? Anyway, I have shoulder-length spiky black hair. Did I mention that I'm the complete opposite of my best friend? No? Well now I did. While she's the smart and perfect, I'm the rebel and athletic. I have this passion for sports. Not to brag but I'm currently the captain of our kick boxing team, a member of the gymnast group AND the leader of the local gang in the city. Also, if emerald's only flaw is her addiction to Naruto then mine is blades. My obsession is blades, all kinds of it. I even have fifteen blades on my person right now and I have a collection of it in my house. My current ambition is to be able to find the perfect and most beautiful blade in the world.

Well, enough of my introductions. So you see, we are normal teenagers leading a pretty normal life at least until we turned sixteen. At that point, my life as I know it pretty much went down the drain. Yup. Only mine. Emerald thinks that whatever happened to us is the best thing that God could give her. Now let's get back to our story.

It was an hour to midnight a day before our birthday and we are still in emerald's favorite sleek black speed boat in the middle of nowhere.

"I thought you knew where we are going?" I snapped at emerald. It started raining an hour ago and when it stopped, a heavy mist replaced it. Now, I'm soaking wet, cold and extremely annoyed.

Emerald sighed at the wheel. "I'm sorry r-r-rina-chan. I-I knew where we are going… r-really! B-b-but the r-rain and mist is making it h-h-hard to see and now I d-don't know…" Emerald stuttered. I sat down heavily beside her.

"In other words, we're lost… in the middle of the fucking sea." I banged my head on the wood in front of me again and again.

"R-Rina-chan…" Emerald whispered. I opened my eyes to glare at her. "What?"

She pointed up ahead, her mouth hanging open. I followed the direction her finger is pointing and saw…

"Land! Shit! I see land up ahead." I exclaimed. I wiped the sea salt from my eyes just to be sure. "Land ho!" I yelled. Emerald started the engine of the speed boat again and fortunately, it started. We started back to shore.

"Rina-chan…?" I heard somebody whisper my name. I opened my eyes and immediately closed it again when I saw emerald's bright green eyes inches from mine.

She splashed cold sea water on my face, making me splutter and remember all that happened yesterday flood back into my mind. "Where are we?" I asked as I tried to stand up. That's when I felt my head ache. "Ugh… Please tell me this is only a dream, emerald." I said tiredly as I assessed our dripping state. She looked down when I looked around and only saw trees, trees and oh look! More trees. "Shit."

"Gomen rina-chan… This is my entire fault. If only I didn't force you to sneak a ride with my speed boat then-then…" She started crying. I panicked. "Don't cry, Em. Just look on the bright side! At least we're still together. In one piece." I said forcing out a smile. She laughed half-heartedly and sniffled. I sighed. "Hey! For goodness sake, Em! It's our birthday! You shouldn't be crying on our birthday. Tears are only shed for those people you loved that died!" I said loudly and after a few more seconds of sniffling, she finally stopped crying.

"Come on Ri. Let's go find out where we are. Hopefully, we won't be too far from home." She said as she kicked off her heels and wrung out her hair and dress. We walked away from the sea for a few minutes, the only sounds I could hear is the continuous squishing of my wet rubber shoes. After a while, the blinding sun dried off my shirt and pants.

"Look Rina-chan! There's a dirt path up ahead! Maybe we could find a town nearby or maybe hitch a ride!" Emerald said happily while I looked on, seriously bored out of my mind. "Great." I said sarcastically. I'm suddenly pissed off and I don't know why. Maybe it's the stress or maybe it's the annoying squishing sound my rubber shoes made whenever I move. I don't know. I'm just suddenly angry at nothing in particular.

Em suddenly stopped in front of me and looked at me with a very annoyed expression, complete with both hands on her waist. "Look. If you're going to be this moody, at least give me a warning! One moment you were like 'oh look at the bright side of stuff!' and now you're like 'yeah whatever. I don't care.' This mood swing of yours isn't helping our current predicament, you know!" She said. I opened my mouth angrily and closed it again, knowing she's right. What the hell is happening to me? "Tsk. Current predicament, my face." I muttered.

"What did you say?"

"Nothing."

When we reached the dirt path, I focused all my anger on a fist-sized rock in front of me. It didn't register on my mind that emerald suddenly became quiet and is openly gaping beside me. It also didn't register in my mind that a couple of men are heading our way not until I angrily kicked the rock like a soccer ball. It sailed in the air and 'CRACK' it hit one of the passing men on the face. Uh-oh. Looks like trouble.

I devoid my face of any emotion as the rock thudded to the ground revealing a white-haired guy with violet eyes. A VERY angry white-haired guy with violet eyes. The other guy with him is tall with mask covering his face though that didn't hide his amused expression.

"FUCK! WHO THE HELL THREW THAT DAMN ROCK? IT ALMOST BROKE MY FUCKING NOSE!" The white-haired guy cursed. Emerald gasped and suddenly grasped my arm. "OH MY GOD! RINA-CHAN! Those are hidan and kakuzu from akatsuki in Naruto shippuden!" She screamed like a stupid fan girl while jumping up and down. "Maybe there's a cosplay near here." I said but she shook her head. "No way. He sounded just like hidan would." She said while pointing to the cursing man.

Hidan and Kakuzu? Akatsuki? Hmm… That sounded familiar.

The white-haired guy spotted the two of us in the middle of the dirt path. "Fuck you woman! Damn it! I'm going to kill you!" The albino yelled angrily. I gave him a death glare I usually gave to other rival gang leaders who stepped on my turf. Considering my weird yellow cat eyes, none of them did. It didn't faze him so I decided to ignore him.

"Damn it, Emerald. You mean that these guys"― I pointed at the angry albino who is yelling all kinds of curses and how he's going to kill me― "are from that anime?" She nodded. "Yeah and you just angered the jashinist. You know… the one who sacrifices people for their God." My eyes widened a bit because of shock. What the hell is going on with the world? Maybe this is all a dream. Emerald tightened her hold on my arm. I winced. Nope. Definitely not dreaming.

The albino named hidan removed a beautiful three-bladed scythe from his back. "Prepare to be sacrificed to jashin-sama, you ungrateful bitches!" He said then suddenly and arm shot out to clutch hidan's arm. "WHAT THE FUCK, KAKUZU?"

"We don't have time for your silly rituals hidan. We need to get back to the base now." Kakuzu said in a deep voice. I cocked my head to the side, feeling rather uneasy. "Em, go hide in the trees off the road. Now." I whispered and she looked at me with confusion. "What? Why?" She then looked at hidan and noticed his three-bladed scythe. "Oi rina-chan! We don't have time for you're obsession right now! Besides, he's Akatsuki and he's immortal! He'll kill you if you take his scythe!" she whispered back angrily.

I looked at the two Akatsuki and saw that they are still arguing. "Don't worry. It's not about my obsession. Just… a part of it." She opened her mouth to scold me again but I cut her off "Besides, I need you to find a way out of this mess. Think of a way to escape, 'kay? I have a bad feeling that this is going to get worse. Besides, you know my instincts are never wrong."

She paused for a second and nodded. "Okay but you should know that Hidan is immortal and don't let him take your blood or else you'll be dead no matter what and I don't have any of shikamaru's shadow jutsu. Please don't provoke him rina-chan." I waved her off. "Yeah, yeah. The other guy?"

"He has five hearts. He can split them up and each of them can use elemental jutsu so be careful." She said and I smiled. "Heh. Who would have thought that your addiction will be of some use someday?" She smiled back. "Well, who would've thought that we would end up in naruto's dimension?"

"Good point."

Emerald ran towards the trees and hid. I looked back at the two guys and with their body language saw that hidan is defeated. They started walking south once more. I walked the opposite direction from them and made the mistake to glimpse hidan's scythe once more. How I wish I could use that. Fuck my stupid obsession.

I happened to glance up and saw the tall man kakuzu looking back at me with interest. Eww. I stopped and gave him a glare that said 'Fuck-off'. The two of them have stopped walking. "What the hell, kakuzu? I thought that you wanted to make it to the damn base in two days? What the fuck is the hold-up?" Hidan yelled but kakuzu ignored him as he produced a book out of his black cloak with red clouds. "I heard rumors of a yellow-eyed girl who killed a whole village back at Suna." Kakuzu said, still flipping the book one page at a time. "Eh?" Hidan reacted.

"Rina-chan…" Emerald whispered. I looked at my left and saw her signaling at me to come nearer. "Rina! That book kakuzu is holding is a bounty hunter's bingo book." I look at her with an expression that clearly says 'huh?'

Emerald sighed. "A bingo book is a list of people that needs to be assassinated and the person in a bounty hunter's bingo book is worth a cash reward if killed." She then looked suspiciously at Kakuzu. "I wonder why he's looking through that thing now."

"Ahh… here it is." Hidan looked at the bingo book and then at me. "Sure looks like her." He said. Kakuzu gave me a look. "We'll have to find out if she's really 'Rose'. The one worth a hundred million ryo. If the rumors are correct, she's the master of blades and genjutsu. Don't underestimate her, Hidan."

"Aa. That's bullshit. This bitch doesn't even look like she's worth a challenge." Hidan gave me a sadistic smile that froze my blood. "Now you'll die, bitch."

I raised on of my eyebrows cockily at him. "Oh really? What're you going to do? Curse me to death?" I smirked. "Rina! I said don't provoke him." Emerald whispered angrily. I gave her a look. "Hell Emerald! If I heard correctly, those guys just told me that I look like a girl in the bingo book named 'Rose' and that she's worth a hundred million ryo whatever currency that is. Now, they want to kill me just because I look like her! And we just got here!" I said angrily at her then i turned to them. "Hey! Since you guys are going to kill me, can I at least look at that bingo book?" I yelled. Kakuzu threw me the bingo book and before I could catch it, I heard the unmistakable sound of blade in the air. Swiftly, I ducked and rolled away. I removed one of my prized blades from the inside side pocket of my pants. It was at least the length of my arm and has a sharp edge. "How long have you been hiding that blade, Rina-chan?" Emerald looked at me with a mixture of awe and shock.

I didn't answer because hidan threw his scythe again and I was preparing to dodge it but he suddenly appeared and grabbed his scythe and swung it for the beheading blow. "Can't you hold still for a fucking second, bitch?" I made myself bend on my back and the blade whistled past an inch from my nose. I tucked and rolled away so I was a good fifteen feet away from him. I saw the bingo book beside me and picked it up. I saw a picture of a man, his name, a short description and how much he's worth.

"Rina! Remember don't let him wound you! If you let him have even a small bit of your blood then you're done for!" Emerald yelled annoyingly but I know she's only distracting Hidan.

"URUSE!" Hidan yelled and I heard Emerald yelp when the hidan's scythe split the tree she's hiding at into two. I ignored them and flipped a page. I froze.

There, in the page is a picture of me. They even got my yellow cat eyes and my spiky hair the only difference is that in the picture I'm wearing a sleeveless top that showed underneath that I'm wearing a fish net shirt. I stared at the picture because It looked… familiar. I grasped my head because it started to hurt.

I cursed when I saw Hidan prepare his scythe to attack me again. "Repent! You bitch!" He laughed like a maniac and to my utter horror. He stabbed himself on the stomach. He started drawing a circle with a triangle using the blood dripping from his wound. I looked at him with shock. He really is immortal.

"Emerald! I need a plan! NOW!" I yelled as I started backing away from Hidan and his sadistic smile which is starting to freak me out. "I don't think I could hold him off any longer!" He swung again and I tried to dodge but my head suddenly felt like it was about to crack, I grasped my head tightly then I felt hidan's scythe hit my right shoulder and I felt my flesh tore away. I gritted my teeth to prevent myself from screaming out loud. I will NOT let him have the pleasure of seeing me in pain. I clutched my bleeding shoulder and kneeled on one knee. "Emerald!" I screamed and looked around. Shit. She's gone. I was going to scream for her once more but then stopped when I saw her at the edge of the trees.

"Rina-chan! Remember the day I made you use your chakra and run up the wall?" Emerald said. "I want you to do it now. Only, channel it to your hands and on my command. Also I want you to imitate the hand signs I'll be making."

I gave her a look. "Hell. You're going to make me use a jutsu? Remember the last time? It didn't work right? Also, I still want to die with dignityemerald." I whispered angrily then I looked at hidan. I made a face when I saw him lick off my blood from his scythe, all the while keeping his sadistic smile in place. "You'll fucking love this bitch. I'll make you experience the real meaning of the word pain." He then turned to walk back to the strange circle he made earlier.

I glanced fearfully at Emerald. She made a hand sign with her hands. With a sigh of defeat, I copied all the hand signs she's making.

Before I finished, I looked at Hidan and saw that he now has one foot on the circle. "Now, Rina!" Emerald shouted. I hit the ground with my right palm and concentrated on it as if all my life depended in it. In this case, it does. I felt a rush of something on my right arm like goose bumps.

Suddenly, a huge geyser of water exploded out of the ground in front of hidan, erasing the circle he made. "Too early!" Emerald shouted. I fell on the ground gasping for air. I was shaking all over both from shock and fatigue. "It worked…" I said to myself, looking at the huge hole made by the water geyser and then look at a pissed off Jashinist.

"Why'd it work this time? Last time we tried but it didn't work. So why…?" I asked Emerald. She shook her head and placed a hand on my bleeding shoulder. I watched as her brow furrowed in concentration and saw her hand glow green. "Wow." I said.

Emerald looked at me with pain in her eyes. "Gomen rina-chan… I tried using the jutsu I made you do but I cannot do it. This is the only thing I could do." She said and I smiled. "That's all right Emerald. You did your best." I said but she turned away. I looked at her back and felt regret.

"Don't die on me Rina-chan, 'kay?" She whispered then she half-turned to look at me. "I'll go get help from Konoha. Just… don't die on me yet okay? Promise me that." Emerald told me. I nodded. "I understand. Focus on the chakra on the soles of your feet and… don't forget about me, Em. Just go and find me. It'll be easy. I always stuck out like a sore thumb in a crowd. So… see you later huh?" I said and emerald hugged me. "I'll find you, I promise." Then she broke away and ran.

I pointed my tanto blade at Hidan. "I'll be your opponent. Be ready to die."

Be safe… emerald.