A.N : Hi all you avid readers of fanfiction. I've been overdosing on RWBY fanfiction and thought it would be great to insert a mix of my own ideas into the mix. I hope you enjoy :D!
P.S : All constructive criticism is appreciated.
Disclaimer : I own nothing here, I smell nothing here, I see nothing here, and I own nothing here.
Bold – A.I or non-human entity dialogue
Italics – Internal, Telepathic, and communication dialogue
If one looked up from the skies of Remnant, they would see a breathtaking landscape before them. Countless numbers of stars twinkled in endless twilight that framed a shattered moon. To most inhabitants of this planet, it served as a grim reminder of the mistakes of those that had come before them. A reminder that war was a costly venture that could cost them their only bastion called home in the vast expanse of space.
Of course, no one would be foolish enough to venture out into the uncharted forests of Remnant just to experience the view. The malevolent and ever-present grimm would make sure that the breathtaking sight of the universe itself would be their last. The moon bathed the forest in an ethereal light while the large hulking vulpine forms of beowolves lumbered around. Their glowing and violent red eyes searching for anything not of their kin. Their instinct to kill and destroy all forms of animal life implanted from birth. The growls and snarls from these beasts would scare away any form of mammalian life away from these creatures.
Well… maybe except for two morons with fried shrimp for brains
A giant beam of blue translucent light came from the sky itself and bathed the forest in a luminescent glow, and a slow hum was heard throughout the forest. The grimm did not detect any emotional stimuli from the beam so they merely went on their merry to find more things to kill. Out of the beam came two young men, one with violet eyes and long black hair that ran down to his waist, the other with green eyes and orange hair in a buzz-cut. Their slim forms were shrouded in black skin-tight body suits that pulsated with a white light in a hexagonal pattern.
The orange haired teen took one step forward with a large smile on his face and a swagger in his step before proudly exclaiming, "Hello Terra, did you miss me?!" before being promptly slapped in the head by his violet eyed companion
"Did you forget that we folded into a region of the Valean continent that is loaded with these grimm guys doofus?" He hissed with an annoyed expression, being more aware of his surroundings and the fact that they were staring down about a couple hundred of these black vulpine creatures called beowolves by the inhabitants of their ancestral home planet.
"Aww Kenji come on, I bet they're friendly if you give them a chance. Come here little puppies!" As he beckoned all of beowolves closer with a wide arms and rushed to hug the closest beowolf to him. Not noticing that all of the black hellspawn were about a second away from deciding to attempt to maul and gore their newest prey.
The black-haired teenager named Kenji sighed before uttering under his breath, "Eliza, engage hostile life form tactic number 358,464,346 before Darius decides to get himself killed for the 1000th time and have we to reconstruct his sorry hide" A paper sized holographic screen appeared before him, listing the currently chosen method of attack in detail while the currently in-denial Darius was closing his eyes in what he expected to be the best hug-fest ever.
"Understood Yuudai-Sama, transmigrating entangled weaponry number 352 class-S Zantetsuken and large Sidoium hammer" replied a very mature sounding female A.I.
"Oh dear Sidonia, Darius changed Eliza's identification suffix protocol again for the thousandth time" Thought Kenji with a grimace that slowly turned into a small smile as the large zweihander with a simple undecorated guard that glowed purple along its blade appeared in his hand while the a large hammer the size of a large boulder appeared on the grassy ground behind him with a loud thud. The white glow on his body-suit turning purple.
The zweihander he was holding was of his own personal and accidental design. It was forged from when he decided to poke around in the quantum folding drives of their people's many Daemon-class transport ships with a large hunk of Sidonium-Steel alloy. While he and all the other Sidonian Citizens were able to remain in quantum fold-space without instantly becoming quantum uncertainties due to their suits being able to keep them firmly entrenched in what most beings would call existence, the metal was not so lucky.
As soon as the quantum-fold waves began to interact with the large metal block, it was instantly suspended in a state of relative superposition due to its interaction between real-space and folded-space. It could essentially be anywhere at any given moment in any part of the known universe. Knowing this, Kenji infused the alloy with small inverse-fold wave generators the size of microscopic bacteria while cutting the form into a large two-handed sword. These in essence, would generate inverse quantum vibrations that would prevent the metal from appearing everywhere at once and thus ending the universe.
You see, while Darius tends to commit foolhardy yet well-meaning actions that would often end his own existence until his body reconstructed, Kenji seemed to get some perverse pleasure over finding new ways to almost end the universe over and over again. Blame the fact that his species has almost complete control over all universal forces that may be. Technological Ascendancy was no joke.
With a simple half-hearted swipe of his sword, Kenji disabled 0.000032% of the inverse generators, allowing the sword to uncertainly appear near every single beowolf at the same time and promptly bifurcate all of them to the horror of Darius. The sword left behind a large slowly evaporating field of dissolving black corpses in the moonlit forest. The orange haired youth immediately fell to the ground and started to cry while Kenji reactivated the minuscule percentage of inverse generators
"NOOOO! Why does Kenji always have to kill my new friends wherever I go Marie?!" He wailed as he tried to hold onto what was left of a rather large beowolf's dissolving body. A small girl with green twintails and blue eyes appeared with a tick mark on her holographic forehead.
"BAKA! All the entities you try befriending all kill you after an average of 4.3 seconds. You know how many times I've had to revive you just to have your head taken off by a random alien or from having too much sex with anything that looks remotely female" Screeched the angry Sidonian A.I
Darius jumped up suddenly while saying, "Well, it isn't my fault all the ladies alien or non-humanoid find me irresistible" he finished with a victorious grin and a puffed-up chest while Marie scoffed and wondered how her creator could be so dense and yet so intelligent . Kenji then proceeded to hit him with the giant hammer and made Darius fly off into a tree while the orangette was screaming like a 13-year old girl.
"Ahh, a good old game of Darius-Ball never fails to calm me down after a botched folding" said Kenji while staring wistfully at the stars with a small grin on his face as Darius recovered from his temporary flight into treeland and fell to the ground with a loud OOMPH!
"Kenji-nii! Don't hit my idiotic creator that hard again; he might get actual brain damage!" Exclamed the A.I as she appeared next to Kenji with a cute pout on her face.
"Hey hey, I wouldn't actually hurt your creator my cute little sister" He said with a heartfelt grin as his suit allowed him to actually pet her forehead and she began to sputter incoherently.
"Kenji-nii… Thinks… I'm… Cute..." and she immediately retreated back into her A.I space while sporting a nuclear blush on her cheeks and giggling the while time before her departure. Kenji shook his head at the easily flustered A.I and walked towards the moaning Darius
Darius groaned and slowly got up. "And I thought you were going to be nice this time, seeing as how our race is finally home" he said with a crestfallen look. Kenji patted his shoulder while beginning to walk through the forest.
"I'll make you another star that you can blow up when this scouting mission is over"
"Yay, I get to blow up a-"
"Not in this star system at all or even close to it!"
"…. You take the fun out of everything"
And the bickering pair of close friends continued to walk on. Determined to find out what happened to this world while their race had been separated from one another. Mind you, they would discover that this world had changed drastically since their first ancestors left the planet eons ago.
Will they stay after they find out what has happened to the human race?
MEEEH MAYBE.
Closing A.N : Hey y'all! Hoped you enjoyed this prologue to this idea of mine. The Sidonians have finally returned home. But, is the Earth a planet that will accept them back so easily? Find out next time!