Hope you will like this. I do not own iCarly. This is a blog story, and...yeah. I was bored. I know blog stories are not really original, but read it and tell me what you think.
Post By HotAsHell (Gibby Gibson)
Hello pretty ladies! And dudes, but mostly pretty ladies. I am the first guy to post something! YEAH! *Takes shirt off. Victory dances* TAKE THAT PEOPLE! Anyway, I just wanted to ask you something...what is up with Sam? For the past week she's been acting nice. Whenever people offend her, she just smiles and walks away. Something is up with her and I thought you guys would know.
P.S Has anyone seen my pants? I can't find them. I could have sworn I had them on during half of lunch. They're cargos and...they're large. So if you've seen them, or you know who took them, tell me. I need them back. My mom just bought those for me. She's gonna kill me if she finds out they are missing! Help, please? :)
-Gibster
Comments:
Princess Puckett (Sam Puckett)
Before I start to comment on this...thing, I have to tell you I am not happy anymore. The reason I was happy was because my mother got into a accident while scuba diving (don't ask). I was happy because she was in the hospital for a week. Now she's released from the hospital, and I am not happy anymore. Alright...let's get started.
1) Your username? Yeah...all lies.
2) You were only the first one to post because you are the only one who gives a flying shit about this blog. Where as we have nothing better to do at the moment than to blog about our stupid lives.
3) I laughed when you came to sit next to us at lunch in your tighty-whities. To get the record straight, I don't know who took your pants. I didn't do it but I wish I did. That was funny. I got some nice shots of you on my cellphone. I'll be sure to send some pics to your mother.
4) How could you not feel somebody pulling down your pants and taking them?
Sam Puckett Out!
Tech-Hottie (Freddie Benson)
Okay, I already know that you are going to insult me about my username, but what about yours? Princess Puckett? Last time I checked, you weren't a princess. You should change it to 'Demon Puckett'. Anyway, even though I hate your guts, I have to agree with you. Gibby, how could you not feel someone pulling down your pants? Did they brainwash you or something? Did they give you drugs? Also, I was going to post something but I didn't think it would be good.
I gotta go. My mom is about to drag me to our 'Mother And Son Aerobics Class'.
*Shudders*
HotAsHell (Gibby Gibson)
I don't know what they did to me! I just remember going outside to get something from the vending machine. I felt something invisible on my back, and then I felt a draft on my legs. I say it was Sam who did this.
P.S Sam, don't show those pictures to my mom! PLEASE?
Carly (Carly Shay)
Sorry I didn't post earlier. It took me about two hours to make the account! After reading this, I decided to make one. I heard you guys bashing each other over your usernames, so I had to come up with something NOT laughable. The only thing I came up with was my name. Gibby...I have nothing to say about you and your pants issue.
I-Heart-Socks (Spencer Shay)
Hey Carly, can you help me out? My foot is stuck in the toilet. Don't ask why I have the computer with me...
Carly (Carly Shay)
I'm coming downstairs now...
Tech-Hottie (Freddie Benson)
Sorry that it took so long to make an account because of me and that THING. I apologize. First, Gibby gets his pants stolen and now Spencer's foot is stuck in the toilet. It's like today is Idiot Day. Well, Idiot Day is everyday when I'm with Sam. I should go hide before she causes me damage to my sternum.
Princess Puckett (Sam Puckett)
You're dead. By the way, what's a sternum?
UNICORNLOVESME! (Guppy Gibson)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Tech-Hottie (Freddie Benson)
...idiota...
HotAsHell (Gibby Gibson)
GIBBY! I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT!