Title: Excuse Me, But What?
Chapter One: Under Unfortunate Circumstances
Rating: K+

Type: humor, yaoi, adventure, romance
Pairings: Roy/Ed

Summary: Based on the movie Monsters inc, which is like the most adorable movie everxD and if you haven't seen it yet, you definetly need to watch it. A little girl named Elycia somehow manages to fall from her parallel universe where everyone is a chimera into modern day Amestris. Can Roy and Ed help the little girl find her way home before the military finds out about her?

disclaimer: no i dont own fma, but man if I did:D *starts laughing evilly*.

It was just like any other Thursday night and Roy was settling down from a hard day of work, just as he was starting to nod off from a book he'd been reading, he heard a knock on the front door. "now who would that be at this time of night?"

he blinked in surprise on seeing the visitors. "Edward? Al? What are you two doing walking around on a night like this?"

Edward stared at him as if he'd lost a brain cell, "Well what does it look like? We sure as heck aint dancing!" ugh why were they even here? he hadn't even wanted to come in the first place, but Al had insisted that it would be the best idea given their unfortunate circumstance and that no they were not going to take a train to Rezimbool in this kinda weather, Winry would kill them...and now here they were.

Al frowned trying to control the urge to hit his brother over the head for his rudeness. " Please ignore my brother Colonel, he's just in a foul mood because he missed his dinner."

To his relief the Colonel wasn't offended and just smiled at the younger Elric. "Oh, well come on in!" he said stepping aside to give them some space to enter. "I wouldn't want you to catch a cold now."

"Thank you Colonel!" said the younger smiling in relief, he turned to his older brother frowning. " Big brother what do you say?"

Edward ignored him dragging two suitcases inside with him "Where's the food?" Bastard better have something cooked. he thought. 'I'm starved'

Al just stared horrified at his brother's lack of house ettiquette then stared apologically at the older raven haired man while stepping inside to follow his brother.

Roy just chuckled. "It's ok Al, but may I ask what the suitcases are all about?"

Al rubbed the back of his head sheepishly. "Well we were wondering that if it werent to much trouble if we could stay with you for a few days. Just til we get our own place that is"

"Of course you can stay for a few days. Just as long as you two promise to behave." Roy knew he wouldn'y have any problems with the younger brother, now if only he could say the same about fullmetal..he sighed.

Al shot him a grateful look. "Oh thank you! thank you! Dont worry we'll be on our best behaviour! right nii-san?"

Ed rolled his eyes and stomped his foot. He could give two shits about being on the best behaviour, he never made it his life's mission to make the Colonel's life easy, why start now? he just wanted some damn food dammit! "Yea, yea, so is the bastard going to give us anything to eat or not?"

Al just sighed. Someday he was seriously going to have to teach Nii-san some manners, even if it killed him.

After making sure his guests were fed and had found a place for their belongings Roy and his "guests" settled into the den in front of a deliciously warm fire. The Elric brothers on the Sofa and him on his chair.

"So why did you guys get kicked out of your apartment this time?" Roy knew it probably had to do with the eldest again. It always did.

"What do mean this time?" Edward snapped defensively. "You act like this happened more than once."

"Hasn't it?" Roy smirked at the younger alchemist.

"Wipe that stupid smirk off your face bastard!"

"So I'm guessing that by the defensive way your acting that its somehow your fault Fullmetal?"

"Of course you'd automatically assume that its because of me. Why wouldnt you?"

Al sighed, wrapping his blanket around him tighter. "Nii-san it is because of you that we got kicked out."

"so I was right, huh?" Roy settled more comfortable into his chair, 'oh this was going to be interesting'

"Dont give me that look! It's not like I blew that place up or anything! All I did was forget to pay the rent! Jeez is it such a big deal?"

"It is if you blew the money on a pair of stupid boots!"

"Hey they werent just any boots!" Ed protested.

"Oh yes I forgot." retorted Al sarcastically and throwing his hands in the air. "They weren't just any boots! They were boots thay made you look taller"

"Really fullmetal, a pair of boots? I expected better than that."

"Ohh like what? A one might room at a hotel? Well sorry we're not all a bona-fide ladies man colonel bastard."

"oooh touche"