~::Cao Cao Paradise::~
"=Version 2="
As I walk through Chi Bi,
Where I gather my navy,
I take one look at Liu Bei's navy and realize he's nothing but a whiner
But thats just how it is in this war of mine
You know I hate to kill that baby like Darth Maul
At dawn I'm just gonna have to
Sun Quan bites the dust and
Liu Bei runs... Fool
And I've been raising my morale so long that'
Even Uncle Sam thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the sword, I'm into death and gore
Got Wei and Wu right under my control
But if you respect me, and I respect you
Then I'll spare your pathetic lil' life
We been killing most of our lives
Living in 200 China AD
I've killed two or thousand
Living in 200 China AD
Its easily enjoyable
Living in 200 China AD
We kill truck loads by the minute
Living in 200 China AD
A Shu soldier cut me last week
I just slashed his head and laughed at his attempt
I really don't care, in fact I'll kill you all
Then I'll be laughing at you when I'm on a cloud
when your burning in hell
But don't fear
Even if you deserve it
Cao Cao with a 'tude?
You know thats unheard of
I've always wanted Diao Chan
And Liu Bei disagrees
I'll wack that bastard right in half.. fool
If you've come to join Sun Jian, you'll be sea sick for the rest of your lives
Those sea freaks don't have legs, more like flippers on a staggering body
But don't be scared
Please don't try killin' us Wei
We're just chillin' and killin'
Theres no KFC, no Linkin Park, nor a mattress in sight
Not a single luxury
Like Cao Bu would say
Its as Weiish as you can get in a day or two
We been spending most of our lives
Living in 200 China AD
We're just Chinese Warriors
Living in 200 China AD
Why can't you just leave us in peace?
Living in 200 China AD
We killed each other off in a matter of years
Living in 200 China AD
Sending Sima Yi to kill, making out with Himiko
Damn Shu lit my boats on fire!@#$@%@*
Think your really tough huh?
Think your the big man Liu Bei?
Well, I know I'd kick your ass if I had the chance
as strong as though art
I'm the favor of the gods, I'll put us all in history
Killing trillions day and night
kickin' Shu butt as I become renown
So don't go avenging Han and don't be a sailor
Or else, I'll just have to slay ya' and
burn down your province
We been spending most of our lives
Living in 200 China AD
We're all to buzy killing at the moment
Living in 200 China AD
There isn't any regulations, hell I could kill you if I wanted
Living in 200 China AD
But you probably don't wanna mess with me
Living in 200 China AD
"=Version 2="
As I walk through Chi Bi,
Where I gather my navy,
I take one look at Liu Bei's navy and realize he's nothing but a whiner
But thats just how it is in this war of mine
You know I hate to kill that baby like Darth Maul
At dawn I'm just gonna have to
Sun Quan bites the dust and
Liu Bei runs... Fool
And I've been raising my morale so long that'
Even Uncle Sam thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the sword, I'm into death and gore
Got Wei and Wu right under my control
But if you respect me, and I respect you
Then I'll spare your pathetic lil' life
We been killing most of our lives
Living in 200 China AD
I've killed two or thousand
Living in 200 China AD
Its easily enjoyable
Living in 200 China AD
We kill truck loads by the minute
Living in 200 China AD
A Shu soldier cut me last week
I just slashed his head and laughed at his attempt
I really don't care, in fact I'll kill you all
Then I'll be laughing at you when I'm on a cloud
when your burning in hell
But don't fear
Even if you deserve it
Cao Cao with a 'tude?
You know thats unheard of
I've always wanted Diao Chan
And Liu Bei disagrees
I'll wack that bastard right in half.. fool
If you've come to join Sun Jian, you'll be sea sick for the rest of your lives
Those sea freaks don't have legs, more like flippers on a staggering body
But don't be scared
Please don't try killin' us Wei
We're just chillin' and killin'
Theres no KFC, no Linkin Park, nor a mattress in sight
Not a single luxury
Like Cao Bu would say
Its as Weiish as you can get in a day or two
We been spending most of our lives
Living in 200 China AD
We're just Chinese Warriors
Living in 200 China AD
Why can't you just leave us in peace?
Living in 200 China AD
We killed each other off in a matter of years
Living in 200 China AD
Sending Sima Yi to kill, making out with Himiko
Damn Shu lit my boats on fire!@#$@%@*
Think your really tough huh?
Think your the big man Liu Bei?
Well, I know I'd kick your ass if I had the chance
as strong as though art
I'm the favor of the gods, I'll put us all in history
Killing trillions day and night
kickin' Shu butt as I become renown
So don't go avenging Han and don't be a sailor
Or else, I'll just have to slay ya' and
burn down your province
We been spending most of our lives
Living in 200 China AD
We're all to buzy killing at the moment
Living in 200 China AD
There isn't any regulations, hell I could kill you if I wanted
Living in 200 China AD
But you probably don't wanna mess with me
Living in 200 China AD