I have to admit I love my friends, they make writing a cheep funny so easy, especially when all I have to do is copy & paste and change some names. Lol Enjoy!
Warning: Extremely Random
You know those really random FB wall chats that make absolutely no sense unless you a part of it? Yeah, this is one of them...
Ino: Crap iv been found out! Time to change my identity! any ideas?
Sakura k. get a boy-cut. Get brown contacts. Where a body coat of foundation to make urself look either darker or more pale. try and pin down 'the girls'. Where boy clothes. Stick a sock 'down there' and call yourself Jonathan or Brady(or other boy name.) Good enough? :)
Ino you forget that the last time i tried "the sock" it kept falling out
TenTen put it in there right
Temari haha lol ur all freaking weird ( in a cool way )lol
Sakura lolol it stuck pretty fine w/ me. (Awkward silence) ...what?
Ino *reminisces of the awkward memories...*
TenTen ...
Sakura *grins*
TenTen O_O
Ino socks r fun!
Sakura very... very... verryyy... fun..
TenTen ewwwwwwwwwww
Sakura U want some too TenTen? don't be jealous. ur hawt too ~ *puuuuuurz
Ino Sakura*cough said the *hack hack seme
TenTen i have my own sock
Ino yes we have all seen ur creamy colored sock tenten
Sakura me and Temari are seme u 2 are uke!
Sakura lolol
TenTen no
Ino well the seme is the bigger of the 2 u kno can't help it im small framed!
TenTen ...me lost
Sakura TenTen your typing says 'no' but your mind screams 'yes!'
Ino 0.o oh god...scary thought...*rapes Sakura*
TenTen NO!
Ino Rawr!
Sakura OH YESSS!
Ino *walks away w/ tail between legs* ima go hide under the table now
Sakura awww Temari come back i need help w/ the two uke
TenTen o_o
Ino if we attack from the front and the rear we can take her down! i call rear!
Temari ugh since when am i a uke
TenTen . WHO?
Temari ?
TenTen *eats cake*
Ino (at) TenTen Sakura (at)Temari Sakura called u a seme
Temari no no i'm undecided i can be both ?
Ino sure Temari u can be a butchsitck
Ino neither a lipstick or a butch
Temari oh a seme well i'm undecided lol
Ino haha
Temari butchsitck lol
Temari wtf!
TenTen *sit on Sakura's head*
Ino o.0 oh god...which one? . .
Lee *creeps in* this conversation has been brought to u by...Poptarts...gotta love em
Ino SHUT UP Lee!
Sakura *gets closer to TenTen* :*
Sakura ohhh... Lee is here now is he? well i wouldn't kno that. this is an all girls thing. and he's blocked... muwahahahhaaaaa
TenTen ...*watches Sakura *
Ino he crept in and made a commercial
Sakura Purrrrr TenTen wants me yea?
Sakura Should I unblock him, Temari TenTen and Ino, u vote
TenTen O_O" *walks away slowly*
Sakura ;)
Ino Sakura idk
TenTen *hides under table*
Sakura fiine.. i unblock.
Ino *shoves TenTen out* my table
TenTenAHHHHHHHHH NO SHE WILL GET ME!
Sakura ahhh i see.
Ino u let me get raped last night this is ur punishment
TenTen *Sees her* .
Ino *watches Sakura like a hawk*
Sakura why meee?
TenTen *hides in bed*
Ino ur the stalker!
TenTen ..
Sakura *crawls in bed* ooo u want it?
Ino dun dun dun duuunnnnnnnn'
Ino *starts to take on new identity...tapes chest down...cuts hair like a dude..positions sock*
TenTen *gets out* . she is following me
Ino *jumps TenTen* sock rape!
Sakura W00T!
TenTen *moves to the side*
Ino *lands on TenTen's head*
TenTen ahhhhhhh
Sakura
TenTen gold fish
Ino feel the weight of my humongous butt! *bends TenTen over so her butt in the air* here u go Sakura!
Sakura yay! *lunges for TenTen*
TenTen O_O"...no force
TenTen *runs*
Ino if u run u have to take me w u remember?
Sakura *heart broken*
TenTen .
TenTen O_O"...
TenTen *takes a shower*
Sakura O.o...
Sakura mind if i joiiin ya?
Ino 0.0 * OHH God *jumps out of the shower* im outa here!
TenTen O_O...i didn't know Ino was in there?
Sakura yaaa me either...
Ino i was on ur head remember!
TenTen ohhhh
Temari this is why I left this convo a long time ago~
(Yes…about the raped thing….i had a dream and she was in it, I was being rapped and well she let me get raped. T_T )
Review if you give a damn.
~HornyWolf