INT. GUESS ROOM
A knock can be heard. The door opens and Scooter comes in.
SCOOTER:
John Ratzenberger? Fifteen seconds to curtain, Mr. Ratzenberger.
Ratzenberger nervously and slowly gets up.
RATZENBERGER:
Thank goodness for that, Scooter! I didn't sleep well last night.
SCOOTER:
Why not?
Ratzenberger points to his wardrobe and we find Mike and Scully roaring and putting on scary faces. Scooter and Ratzenberger scream and run out of the room. The monsters laugh at this and high-five each other.
INT. THE MUPPET SHOW INTRO
At the Muppet Show sign, Kermit the Frog appears out of the 'O'.
KERMIT:
It's the Muppet Show, with our very special guest stars John Ratzenberger and the stars of Pixar! Yay!
(Run normal intro until – ) CUT TO: Statler and Waldorf on the theatre box.
STATLER:
You think they'll be anything different or special?
WALDORF:
Well, what could this show possibly offer?
The Queen Ant from A Bug's Life arrives and sits on the edge of the balcony.
QUEEN ANT:
How about a royal visit from the Queen from A Bug's Life?
Statler and Waldorf joining the Queen's laughing.
(Resume normal intro until – ) CUT TO: The Muppet Show sign coming down, with Gonzo holding a trumpet. When he blows it, Marlin, Dory and Nemo shoot out of it.