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Lucky bastard.
Game show host: Hey Everybody! Welcome! Who's ready to. DATE A BISHIE?! Today our bishounen are all cast members from the show. INUYASHA! So put your hands together for. InuYasha himself!
InuYasha walks on to the stage
GSH: Miroku! Sesshoumaru! Naraku! Today our lucky contestant gets to pick one of these pretty men, and go on a date with them. Let's see.. Our lucky contestant today is. Kara Ramer!
(a/n Lucky me!)
GSH: Let's have her come up on stage, shall we? C'mon up Kara!
Kara: (is giddy) Eep!
GSH: OK, here are your questions. After this round, we'll eliminate one contestant. Ask away Kara!
Kara: OH MY GOD! (Freaks out) OK. woo! Um. InuYasha. What do you look for in a woman?
InuYasha: Let's see. will follow me around. um. kind I guess.. Hold my jewel shards. and. loves my toned body! Who wouldn't want a piece of this?! (Flexes muscles)
Sesshoumaru: Hmph. I can name a few.
InuYasha: Why you. (Whips out Tetsusaiga)
Kara: Boys! Boys! C'mon, can't we just all get along?
Sesshoumaru: Hmph. I suppose.
Kara: Next question's for Miroku! OK. Miroku. What. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Miroku: (groping some random girl) I. it was an accident?
Kara: Hmph. Anyways. Miroku, what do. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
Miroku: (Is down on his knees) Will YOU bare my child? Please? (looks innocent)
Kara: Uh.. No. Sorry.
Random Fangirl: I'LL BARE YOUR CHILD!
Miroku: OK! Let's go! (goes off with Fangirl to have child)
Kara: Well that's one contestant down! Next question for Naraku. Naraku, on your dream date, where would you take your girl?
Naraku: Date? We would not do this date-thing that you speak of. I would plant my evil seed in her. She would have my evil child, and we would all be a happy evil family, ruling evilly over my evil lands.
Kara: Um. ok. Sesshoumaru, What restaurant would you take your girl to?
Sesshoumaru: Address me properly, wench.
Kara: (sigh) Oh great Lord of the Western Lands, from what humble kitchen would you desire refreshment from, Sesshoumaru-sama?
Sesshoumaru: Better, wench. But I do not eat food prepared by humans. Although Taco Bell has some mighty fine Grilled Stuft Burritos.
Kara: Yes, they do don't they? Ok. well. one more question. um.. Sesshoumaru-sama?
Sesshoumaru: Yes, woman?
Kara: Can I touch your tail?
Sesshoumaru: No.
Kara: Oh, well time to vote some one off! (looks deeply into InuYasha's deep, caring eyes, and sighs. Looks deeply into Sesshoumaru's cold, but beautiful eyes, and sighs. Attempts to look into Naraku's eyes, but they are covered by his baboon pelt.) OK! I've decided who to vote off. Naraku, it's been fun. but you're just not the guy for me. Sorry!
Naraku: Nobody says no to Naraku! You shall become mine, wench! (is dragged off by security guards)
GSH: We'll be back with our second round, right after a word from our sponsors!
Commercial: Do you find your haircut, bland and unflattering? Well come on over to Kikyo and Kagome's hair salon! Come in looking like Kuabara, and leave looking like Sesshoumaru! Trust us, they'll fix your hair up right, when they're not trying to kill each other that is! That's right, Kikyo and Kagome's hair salon!
GSH: OK! We're back, with our final round of. DATE A BISHIE! Who WILL Kara choose?
Kara: Ok. this question's for Sesshoumaru. Um. there was a rumor floating around that you were gay. How did you disprove that rumor?
Sesshoumaru: By being too handsome for words, a womanizer, and a sex god of course!
Kara: mm. good thinking! InuYasha. How do you get your hair so beautiful? All that hair, and not a single split end!
InuYasha: By getting my hair cut at Kikyo and Kagome's hair salon, of course! For all your hairstyling needs! (flashes thumbs up)
Kara: Right. Time to vote some one off I guess. (sigh) You're both just so pretty!
Subliminal Message: SMOKE.
InuYasha: (crazed fangirls run into the studio, and carry him off.)
Kara: Well, I guess that solves that! Sesshoumaru, you win!
Sesshoumaru: What do I win?
Kara: ME! (runs over and toys with Sesshoumaru's tail)
GSH: NEXT WEEK, TUNE IN AS OUR SPECIAL GUESTS ARE: YAMI-MARIK, KURAMA, EVIL BAKURA, AND HIEI!
Game show host: Hey Everybody! Welcome! Who's ready to. DATE A BISHIE?! Today our bishounen are all cast members from the show. INUYASHA! So put your hands together for. InuYasha himself!
InuYasha walks on to the stage
GSH: Miroku! Sesshoumaru! Naraku! Today our lucky contestant gets to pick one of these pretty men, and go on a date with them. Let's see.. Our lucky contestant today is. Kara Ramer!
(a/n Lucky me!)
GSH: Let's have her come up on stage, shall we? C'mon up Kara!
Kara: (is giddy) Eep!
GSH: OK, here are your questions. After this round, we'll eliminate one contestant. Ask away Kara!
Kara: OH MY GOD! (Freaks out) OK. woo! Um. InuYasha. What do you look for in a woman?
InuYasha: Let's see. will follow me around. um. kind I guess.. Hold my jewel shards. and. loves my toned body! Who wouldn't want a piece of this?! (Flexes muscles)
Sesshoumaru: Hmph. I can name a few.
InuYasha: Why you. (Whips out Tetsusaiga)
Kara: Boys! Boys! C'mon, can't we just all get along?
Sesshoumaru: Hmph. I suppose.
Kara: Next question's for Miroku! OK. Miroku. What. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Miroku: (groping some random girl) I. it was an accident?
Kara: Hmph. Anyways. Miroku, what do. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
Miroku: (Is down on his knees) Will YOU bare my child? Please? (looks innocent)
Kara: Uh.. No. Sorry.
Random Fangirl: I'LL BARE YOUR CHILD!
Miroku: OK! Let's go! (goes off with Fangirl to have child)
Kara: Well that's one contestant down! Next question for Naraku. Naraku, on your dream date, where would you take your girl?
Naraku: Date? We would not do this date-thing that you speak of. I would plant my evil seed in her. She would have my evil child, and we would all be a happy evil family, ruling evilly over my evil lands.
Kara: Um. ok. Sesshoumaru, What restaurant would you take your girl to?
Sesshoumaru: Address me properly, wench.
Kara: (sigh) Oh great Lord of the Western Lands, from what humble kitchen would you desire refreshment from, Sesshoumaru-sama?
Sesshoumaru: Better, wench. But I do not eat food prepared by humans. Although Taco Bell has some mighty fine Grilled Stuft Burritos.
Kara: Yes, they do don't they? Ok. well. one more question. um.. Sesshoumaru-sama?
Sesshoumaru: Yes, woman?
Kara: Can I touch your tail?
Sesshoumaru: No.
Kara: Oh, well time to vote some one off! (looks deeply into InuYasha's deep, caring eyes, and sighs. Looks deeply into Sesshoumaru's cold, but beautiful eyes, and sighs. Attempts to look into Naraku's eyes, but they are covered by his baboon pelt.) OK! I've decided who to vote off. Naraku, it's been fun. but you're just not the guy for me. Sorry!
Naraku: Nobody says no to Naraku! You shall become mine, wench! (is dragged off by security guards)
GSH: We'll be back with our second round, right after a word from our sponsors!
Commercial: Do you find your haircut, bland and unflattering? Well come on over to Kikyo and Kagome's hair salon! Come in looking like Kuabara, and leave looking like Sesshoumaru! Trust us, they'll fix your hair up right, when they're not trying to kill each other that is! That's right, Kikyo and Kagome's hair salon!
GSH: OK! We're back, with our final round of. DATE A BISHIE! Who WILL Kara choose?
Kara: Ok. this question's for Sesshoumaru. Um. there was a rumor floating around that you were gay. How did you disprove that rumor?
Sesshoumaru: By being too handsome for words, a womanizer, and a sex god of course!
Kara: mm. good thinking! InuYasha. How do you get your hair so beautiful? All that hair, and not a single split end!
InuYasha: By getting my hair cut at Kikyo and Kagome's hair salon, of course! For all your hairstyling needs! (flashes thumbs up)
Kara: Right. Time to vote some one off I guess. (sigh) You're both just so pretty!
Subliminal Message: SMOKE.
InuYasha: (crazed fangirls run into the studio, and carry him off.)
Kara: Well, I guess that solves that! Sesshoumaru, you win!
Sesshoumaru: What do I win?
Kara: ME! (runs over and toys with Sesshoumaru's tail)
GSH: NEXT WEEK, TUNE IN AS OUR SPECIAL GUESTS ARE: YAMI-MARIK, KURAMA, EVIL BAKURA, AND HIEI!