"! I think i'm gonna cry!" Inuyasha wailed.

"You are crying dipwad!" Shippo screamed.

"Well I am now! !" Inuyasha the very (very) annoying stupid half-demon dog thingy mabobber screeched.

"Would you shut up Inuyasha!" Sango yelled throwing Inuyasha to the ground.

"I think I broke my mouth." Inuyasha stammered.

"GOOD!" Everyone (except Inuyasha) announced.

Inuyasha kept silent for the most part of the rest of the trip but still muttering under his breath, "Stupid Shippo...throwing me off a cliff...not being able to eat chips potato...evil...evil Shippo...what was the point of this stupid trip to the store if i can't even eat chips potato...I think Shippo planned this... yeah...hmm mmm..."

Sango couldn't take it anymore and yelled, " Couldn't we have just taken him to the healer?"

"Oh my God you guys had a healer this whole time and you didn't tell me! Idiots!" Kagome exclaimed. "We're already three-quarters there, it's a waste to go back now."

The gang finally reached the entrance to the real world and Sango dropped Inuyasha and said, "Thank you so much! Ugh, please tell me I don't have to carry him any longer please!"

"Ok, you don't have to carry him any longer." Shippo said.

"Thank you!" Sango screamed hugging Shippo.

"You have to push him on this carty thingy mick-whatever." Shippo replied.

"Can't you?" Sango asked.

"I can't exactly reach the handlebars, and do you want him rolling down another hill? 'Cause with me you just never know, i mean he could "fall" down a cliff, or "accidentally" run into a tree or something because I can't see..." Shippo claimed.

"Yeah, that's what would happen." Inuyasha said. Shippo nodded proudly.

Whispering to Kagome, Inuyasha announced, "Don't let him push me..."

Kagome frowned but nodded, "It's a gourny Shippo."

"And I care?" Shippo prodded.

Shippo found a comfortable looking rock and settled down to re-look his list (mostly to add, very very very very very very very very very (very) annoying). Then realizing it wasn't his paper he walked over to Inuyasha, "accidentally" stepped on him, rummaged through his pockets, took Shippo's paper, and walked back to the rock.

"I can't believe that worthless slob wrote a list about me!" Shippo whispered. "I don't regret writing mine at all! Oooooooh he's gonna get it!"