Disclaimer: don't own 'em, just playing with 'em.
A/N: written for neko_youkai04, and on a whim.
Vagina Envy
They had known the moment the twins had come into the world, that raising them would be difficult. They hadn't expected, however, for them to develop so combative and violent. What started as simple pushing and shoving while in the stages of infancy grew into kicks and punches once they were of mind enough to understand they could command their limbs to do these things. And, of course, the fighting only worsened once they were able to speak.
It wasn't so bad, when they had only been able to scream "yes" and "no" at one another, but now they were able to form sentences that meant something. Most of the time, it wasn't as bad as their parents knew it could have been, but then there were days where they honestly imagined it couldn't get any worse.
"I have a vagina!" Ruff exclaimed proudly, vulgarly cupping her crotch.
Tuff, clearly put off by this, scowled at his twin. He didn't necessarily understand what it meant, but he knew for certain it meant his sister had something he didn't. Therefore, he wanted one. So, he did the only thing he could think of.
"I want a vagina!" he whined to his father, tugging on the braids of his beard. "I want one, I want one, I – want – one!" By the time he finished his demanding mantra, his voice had risen and his pale cheeks were turning red.
Their father rolled his eyes, dislodged his son from his face and gave him a little push away. "You an' me both," he muttered, casting a daring, aggravated scowl in his wife's direction – whom was currently busy trying to get Ruff's hands away from her nether-regions. Once the glare was met with one that easily put his to shame, he cleared his throat and turned his attention – and glare – back to his son.
"I ain't seen one since you two got 'ere."