Sometimes it takes more than a big stick.
They are going to love this. It's amazing, wonderful, the best thing ever! Now where shall I put it?
CRASH
That seems like a good spot.
"What the hell! Oh my…Kon! Look what your dumb dog did this time!"
I look up to see the shiny man, Vic, shouting and waving his arms in the air. I knew he would like it, he always likes my presents! Time for a bit of tail wagging.
"KON-EL! I told you to leave the mutt in Kansas! Now there is a huge hole in the wall!"
Wow, he must really love my gift! I haven't seen him get this excited since I brought back a washing line and a used car and left them in his room!
Kon comes in….
"Oh man…."
Kon! Hey Kon! Look what I got! it's a stick, do you like the stick?
I wag my tail lots and nose the stick towards him.
A sudden breeze makes my fur stand up.
"Whyisthereatreeinthekitchen?"
Oh, it's the fast one, Bart, I like him, he feeds me tacos.
"Kyrpto brought it in. Dude, why is my dog so dumb?"
Kon looks at me so I wag my tail more and nudge his hand.
The shiny one Vic gives Kon a look. Kon starts to move my stick outside, I run to help!
"No, Kyrpto, stop pulling, stop!"
CRASH
Everyone else comes in, the Vic leaves, oddly turning a fetching shade of purple, hmmm. Excitement will do that to you sometimes.
Dropping the stick, I float over the broken plates and cups (messy kids) and greet the others. I like everyone here. Kory has nice gardens she lets me dig in and her hair is a good place for taking naps. Cassie tells me I'm a good dog when I let her paint my nails. Though it did make Ace the bat-hound laugh at me a lot. But he has no sense of style. I mean, that mask? Please. And the poor mutt does live in a cave.
Garfield pats me . Gar plays a mean game of fetch but when wet, he smells worse that I do, honestly.
Gar runs his hands down my back, smoothing my cape and talks to Kon.
" I like your present Superboy"
"Stupid dog, why would I want a tree?"
"He doesn't know you wouldn't. Don't be mean"
"You should train him better"
That's Robin. He puts his hand on my head and I nuzzle the glove. Hmm, smells like Kon.
"Next time I will bring Ace with me. Show you how a dog should behave"
Oh no, anything but that. Ace never plays good games. His idea of fun is making me hide shoes and stuff for him to find. Says it makes him a better detective. I get the feeling Robin might also like that game.
Kon holds up his hands. "Whatever, lets clean this mess up…"
As soon as he says this…
"Seeya."
"Gottagoandtidymyroombye"
"I have to go help him."
Robin just smirks and walks out.
Everyone is gone except me and Kon and me. Kon sighs and picks up my tree/stick. He pulls it through the hole in the wall and looks thoughtful, then he throws it into the water surrounding the tower.
Watching it fly though the air I suddenly realise, he wants to play fetch!
Don't worry Kon, I'll get it!
Flying off I hear his shouts of glee.
"NOOO KYRPTO!"