A/N: Thank you so much for the beta BooksCatsEtc!

Dedicated To: ThreeB1973, Hipstamom, and Xernes.

I do not own The Real World or True Blood...

In my, fic Bill has always worked for Russell. Tara only knows Bill and Sookie. Alcide does not know anyone but Debbie and Cooter. So please excuse if some of them are a little OOC.

This is the true story – "Shut the fuck up."

Sookie Stackhouse

Of 10 strangers- "WAYLANNN..!"

Tara Thornton

Picked to live in a mansion - "Watch how fast I type Muthafucka."

Franklin Mott

Live together and have their lives taped - "Who the fuck are you!"

Debbie Pelt

To find out what happens - "Suck that dick."

Cooter

When people stop being polite - "I'll wear your ribcage as a hat..."

Lorena Krasiki

And start getting real - "We'll eat yo children!"

Russell Edgington

The Real World - "Hello! Have we met?"

Talbot

Filmed on location in Jackson, Mississippi -"Suckeh is Mine!"

Bill Compton

By MTV, at night only for obvious reasons "HOOOOWWWLL"

Alcide Hereaux

King Russell Edgington and his longtime lover Talbot wanted their home featured in an episode of 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous' only to find out that show has been canceled for over a decade.

Their newly hired press agent got them a spot on 'MTV's The Real World'. Talbot, the exotic looking man, was so excited he didn't care that he would have to share his home with people who did not match the decor. He would be able to show the world how exquisite his taste was and that was all that mattered to the seven-hundred-year-old vampire.

The King was satisfied as long as his handsome lover was. The production crew arrived the next day to set up the cameras in the spacious mansion. The producers showed the king and his partner a sample tape of the show. Russell was entertained by the dramatics.

Talbot knew the mansion had the other Real World homes beat by a mile. He instructed the servants to allow the crew to make the biggest walk-in closet on the west end of the mansion the confession room. He would personally decorate it with custom-made furniture and art.

After they finished setting up, he instructed the guards not to allow the crew inside the house until dusk; they would live in the three-bedroom guest house.

By order of King Russell; Bill, Cooter, Debbie, Franklin, and Lorena were ordered to participate. None of them were particularly thrilled but knew they really did not have a choice, defying the king was not an option.

That day Bill called his current girlfriend Sookie, and he reluctantly told her that he would be unavailable for a while. Sookie cared deeply for Bill and understood he had to stay and obey the king's orders. She did not understand why her handsome vampire did not want her to stay with him. She felt it just to go behind her lover's back and ask Russell if she could participate.

Sookie had a feeling Lorena would be there since she was also one of the king's subjects. No way was the pretty barmaid going to let the persistent vampire have a chance at Bill.

The next day, Sookie told her best friend Tara of her plans and at that very moment, Tara insisted that she join her. Tara felt she could be an aid to Sookie. The attractive bartender did not trust her friend's vampire lover. She would try her best to keep herself and her friend out of trouble.

The day after that, Debbie called her recent ex, Alcide, and bragged to him about being on television. She had alienated all of her other friends and family when she left her pack to join another. The pack's activity was questionable in the werewolf community.

This bothered Alcide; he knew that Debbie was a V addict, the rest of the pack had not figured that much out. He hoped that he could somehow stop her from airing all the dirty laundry and save the former pack and himself from embarrassment.

Her disheveled appearance was embarrassment enough. Although Alcide did not care for vampires, he requested humbly to stay. He felt this was the only way to keep an eye on his ex.

Russell wanted to see how it all would play out with humans, wolves, and vampires existing under one glorious roof. So the king welcomed Alcide, Sookie, and Tara. Talbot didn't mind the dramatics; nevertheless, he'd been acquainted with Franklin, a three hundred-year-old vampire, who was known for being a little disturbed for over a century, he was hoping things didn't get messy in the process.

He implored his lover to speak with the vampires and wolves before the cameras and guests arrived. So Russell called them all to his study.

"Now Y'all be on your best behavior."

Lorena, the stunning brunette, cheered in agreement and held her glass of blood to her king.

"Let me finish." He snapped. "I've allowed two humans and another wolf into my home to add a little spice and diversity to the cast." He continued proudly. "In an hour Miss Sookie Stackhouse, Miss Tara Thornton, and Mr. Alcide Herveaux will arrive and have dinner with us. They will stay the duration of filming."

Debbie shouted as she staggers over to the king adjusting her nonsupportive tube top.

"ALCIDE, no way..! Why is he coming here?"

"Yeah," Cooter agreed. "He's a bitch from one of the weakest packs in the south." Cooter begins to clench his fist, the vein in his neck protruding.

Lorena and Bill both stepped in front of Debbie and Cooter and began their protest.

"Is Sookie being here really necessary?" Bill politely asked, hoping he could convince the king to resend his invitation.

"I agree, Lorena added."She's trash and does not belong here."

The king parted the group of protesters and headed towards the door where Talbot was already standing.

"She requested to be here and I see no reason why she shouldn't. Same deal with Alcide... Now I will hear nothing else of it. As I said before, Y'all behave yourself, don't make me say it again."

The King and Talbot left the room that was filled with tension. The only one not upset by the situation was Franklin, he was hungry. He followed the couple out as they walked down the long hallway.

"Sir, mind if I go get a little snack." He held up his fingers in measurement.

"Yes, I do."

The King ordered Franklin, the dark-haired vampire to wait for the dinner. Talbot smirked at Franklin and walked behind his king. Franklin stormed off cursing the King's companion. He went to his guest room to dress for dinner.

Russell and Talbot got dressed in their master bedroom, putting on their favorite Armani suits, the couple went downstairs to greet the guests who would arrive at any moment.

Debbie's confession- "I should have never called him. I hope he doesn't tell Cooter that I did." She twitches in her seat. "I need a hit of V so bad." She raised her left arm and placed her nose to the pit of it. "I guess I could use a shower too... after a cigarette...and a beer."

Sookie and Tara arrived promptly at the mansion and as they got out of Sookie's car they saw a man pull up on a motorcycle. He was dressed in form-fitting jeans, leather chaps, and boots. He pulled off his helmet and removed his leather jacket, revealing a muscular build.

The girls' mouths fell open as they admired his form and handsome face. Sookie read his thoughts; he only had his ex-best interest at heart. Sookie thought his reason for being there was sweet. Tara thought his ass was sweet.

Inside the trio was greeted by Talbot and escorted to the dining room. Talbot felt he outdid himself, and turning on his charm as the cameras rolled. The giant, elegantly lit dining room was decorated with flowers and candles.

With an equally elegant dining room table, adorned with an eggshell colored silk tablecloth, snow white candles in gold candle holders, crystal wine glasses, and gold eating utensils, strategically placed on the long dining table.

"Damn, this place is fancy as hell. A girl could get used to this." Tara took a picture of the dining room with her camera phone and sent it to her cousin Lafayette.

Talbot began to seat the ladies, and then he sat Alcide down next to his chair. Franklin was offended, that a wolf was seated before him. He was compelled to give his antagonist trouble for it.

"He's not going to pack your fudge, girlfriend," Franklin said with a smirk on his handsome face as sat himself in his rosewood chair next to Tara, She sniggered at the comment, and she found the naughty vampire's British accent sexy. He was pleased to be seated next to the attractive, dark-skinned woman.

Debbie and Cooter busted into hysterical laughter.

Talbot sneered at Franklin, and he cursed in Greek, threatening to rip him apart if he continued to be disrespectful. Debbie and Cooter did not speak Greek, but they knew better than to upset him, so they silenced themselves.

Franklin felt like he had repaid Talbot for pissing him off earlier. However, Russell gave him a threatening glare and he knew he had better behave for the remainder of the night.

Talbot regained his composure and sat next to Alcide, looking through his gray t-shirt at his bulging biceps straining his grey t-shirt. Alcide sat mumbling to himself. Sookie read his mind. He wished he was at home drinking a beer, eating a burger and watching American Chopper.

Bill grabbed her hand under the table and kissed her cheek when he noticed her eying the handsome werewolf. She kissed him back, his jealousy was a concern, but not her biggest at the moment - Lorena's relentlessness was.

Despite Cooter's dirty looks and Debbie's unrecognizable demeanor, Alcide noticed the pretty blond checking him out along with her cute friend. He remembered when Debbie kept herself up like Sookie and had an endearing edgy attitude like Tara.

Lorena shamelessly tried to get the attention of Bill by placing her hand on his lap only to get it pushed away. She flashed a threatening glare at Sookie.

Franklin kept his eyes on Tara. He flirtatiously smiled at her, and she smiled back at him, she thought he was enticing, obviously funny and very mysterious.

The three servants poured the glasses of wine and blood.

"Let us toast," Talbot said standing up with his glass held high, lightly tapping it with a golden fork.

"To our king and his gracious hospitality…"

"I'll toast to that." The king held his glass and tapped Talbot's glass lightly.

"Cheers." Franklin held his glass to his king and whispered in Tara's ear sending a spark down the pit of her tummy. She touched his glass with hers, making a small clink.

Sookie whispered in Tara's other ear." Someone's hooking up with a hot vampire tonight besides me."

The girls giggled.

Lorena tried to have her toast with Bill, but he ignored her and held his glass to the king instead. Sookie toasted her best friend and her boyfriend. The attractive brunette was infuriated. She struggled not to show it, nodding her head to the King and holding her glass of blood to him.

"Go ahead and carry on like a fool, with your insipid pet," Lorena whispered in a low hiss.

"Fine, if you would only leave us be." The dashing Bill Compton snapped back.

Cooter and Debbie had an inappropriate tongue kiss, which disgusted Alcide. He refused to toast with Talbot and kept his large hands pressed firmly on the table. When the facetious wolf couple toasted each other, they chipped the crystal wine glass.

Talbot gasped.

The king shifted to the edge of his seat, awaiting Armageddon.

The couple began to apologize frantically, blaming each other at the same time.

Talbot closed his eyes and took a deep breath. "Remember, class and elegance." He looked over at them. "Those two ungrateful beasts, she hadn't even bothered to bathe for dinner."

He calmly called the awaiting servant to take the chipped glasses away. The king sat back in his seat, relieved.

The dinner was ready and the remaining servants brought the food out to the guest as ordered by Talbot. The menu for the vampires was chilled, carbonated, citrus blood wine, warm blood bisque infused with rose petals and blood Gelato for dessert. The humans and wolves had red wine, Bourbon steak, honey roasted red potatoes, sautéed red cabbage and cherries jubilee for dessert.

Everyone was impressed by the meal. Sookie and Tara tried to converse with each other but were interrupted by the sounds and sights across the table. They winced in disgust as Cooter and Debbie ate their blood-soaked meat with their hands, completely by-passing the eating utensils, and eating with their hands. Debbie was even grabbing chunks of meat off Alcide's plate.

The muscular, tank top-clad, sandy-haired Cooter winked and grinned at the girls, his lips stained with blood and grease, huge pieces of meat were stuck in his teeth. He liked the attention.

Stringy-haired Debbie did not like the two human females who sat across from her, and she let out a deep growl at them.

"What the fuck are you lookin at?"

Tara rolled her eyes at the greasy faced woman.

"I don't even know." She replied with a smirk.

Sookie jumped in, appalled at the woman's attitude.

"No need to be rude."

"What are you gonna do about it, bitch!" Debbie pointed her steak knife at Sookie from across the table.

Lorena laughed. "She's so annoying...always sticking her nose where it doesn't belong."

Tara stood up.

"Fuck both of you freaks of nature."

Lorena jumped up and flashed her fangs at the girls.

"How dare you!"

Bill and Franklin rose from their seats in their defense. Neither of them dared flash fangs, they knew that was against one of the King's main rules.

"Sit down Lorena!" Bill shouted

"I don't take orders from you!" Lorena shouted back.

"Lorena, have a seat and put your fangs away in my house!" the stylishly dressed King demanded.

Lorena did as she was told. She took a sip of her blood and gave a glare at Sookie that would have shot her dead if her eyes were loaded guns.

Sookie asked the King if she and Tara could be excused. Russell reached across the table and placed his hand on his lovers. Talbot nodded; he felt his dinner was ruined so he agreed.

"May I escort you to your room?" Franklin asked Tara. She was flattered that he had been so ready to defend her so she accepted. He took her by the hand and they left the dining room.

Bill told Sookie she and Tara would be sharing the room next to his, and he would like to walk her there.

"I'm right across the hall if you need anything." Bill walked her up the stairs as the cameras followed the two vampire/human couples.

Lorena asked if she could be excused and the king denied her request.

"You are the last person I expected to embarrass me." He pointed to Cooter and Debbie who were still eating. "I thought I would only have to deal with those two."

Lorena held her head down in shame, her mind plotting on a way to get back at Sookie, whom she blamed for making Russell upset with her. She felt it was all her fault among other things.

Talbot asked Alcide, who was finishing his meal if he would like to be escorted to his room. He politely declined and excused himself. He asked Debbie if she felt like going for a walk.

"Hell no, I ain't going nowhere with you." She scoffed and ate another chunk of meat from his plate.

"Besides, I don't hunt for squirrels and rabbits no more." She and Cooter laughed and waved at him sarcastically. Alcide left the table. Debbie knew when Alcide was frustrated he would go hunting. Alcide left the mansion and told the cameraman not to follow him. He felt there was no hope for Debbie and contemplated leaving for good. He went deep into the woods and shifted.

Cooter continued to laugh as he finished Tara and Sookie's steaks.

"What a pussy." That's why my pack runs Mississippi!"

"Leave us now!" the king hissed, he was fed up with the two wolves. The couple left immediately, the cameraman following. Talbot invited the remaining cameraman on a tour of the mansion. The king joined him and excused Lorena.

Next: on the Real World Jackson-Lorena, Talbot and Sookie visit the confession room. Will Alcide leave the house? Will Franklin and Tara hook-up?