Disclaimer: I don't own either YYH or The visit of St. Nicholas...... I cant remember who owns YYH. It's under debate whether Clement Clarke Moore really owns The Visit of St. Nicholas. Some say he just took it from this other guy cuz the style of the poem is more like the other guys compared to Moore's. So lets just say the ownership is undecided.

This is the first parody of the said poem/carol/whatever I'm gonna try to get at least one more out before Christmas. So enjoy minna. Oh and because the couplets are hard to come by I'll point out that a rose on the pier is not their trademark... ^^' I just needed a flow to stay.

The Visit of Kurama Youko

`Twas the night of the raid and all through Makai

greatest raid yet for Kuronue and I;

Guards around the castle and guard and aware

for they knew Youko Kurama was soon to be there

A legend that lived, partners in crime

Never had been caught through their thieving time.

We planned to for the week to strip the place bare

Every detail was made with the utmost of care.

Growing my roses as a third and fourth eye

the buds in the crevices as a camera for a spy

Demons so weak, a C class at each post

Wont take long to deal with, 5 minutes at most.

Kuronue took out his scythe with a smirk

"Time for my fun" he was gone in a blur

Taking a seed from my long gleaming hair

preparing a death tree for the sleeping lord in there.

The traps were simple, and very easy to evade

Really only a mirror being the purpose of our raid

I broke open the vault and took the prize out

wanting more shiny stuff, I left with a pout

We left our trademark, a rose on the pier

So they knew the kitsune and chimera were here.

We ran through the tree's bushes then bamboo

missing the traps from what we both knew.

Just when we thought we were out in the clear

something would change, for both our lives here

Kuronue's pendant, which he carried at all times

The chain was cut and flew back with a chime.

I urged him to leave it and continue to the den

"No I need it!" Kuronue yelled then turned and ran.

He picked up the necklace, then looked up and froze

down like spears struck my partner...bamboo poles.

I was about to go after and help my dear friend

"Go save yourself" to me was the last thing he said

I tried to save, I tried with all my might

That was the last raid for Kuronue and I