Songwriter: Osa P

Rating: PG-13

Archive: Does anyone actually want this?

Warnings. Relena/Dorothy/any one else you want-bashing.

Disclaimer: Don't own series or 'Let It Snow'

AN: I was gettin' ready for bed an this popped up. Of course I was giggling insanely as I wrote.

AN again: this is a similar situation w/ "Dorothy C". it's up under Sari but nothing's been changed. i'll take off these author notes when i take my other fics down. thanx again 4 reading. ^_^ luv u ppl!

Kill The Ho! (sung to the music of Let It Snow)

Oh, Your boyfriend's gay, it's shocking

But this girl is still a'stalking

And if your koi loves you so,

Kill the ho, kill the ho, kill the ho!

Oh, your boyfriend and you are humping

Then that girl comes a'thumping

But since she just won't go,

Kill the ho, kill the ho, kill the ho

Oh, the bitch is finally screaming

While your boyfriend is a'creaming

And since you have a gun in tow,

Kill the ho, kill the ho, Kill the HO!!!!

Heh, heh. *sings* I am a phsyco! I~i come from phsyco sch-...