(A/N: This is my first story, so I hope you enjoy)
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
The Fun of Being Hokage
"Aah" Naruto thought "This is the life!"
He was FINALLY chosen to be hokage (took them long enough) and he didn't get any paper work to do! Well, not yet anyway …
Danzo was supposed to come for his daily foot rub soon. Where was he?
Danzo finally came in a few minutes later, wearing a pink tutu. Naruto TRIED not to laugh.
"I've come for your daily foot rub Hokage sama." Danzo said tonelessly
"Excellent, Danzo! Now," he leaned back in his awesome new Hokage chair "What are you meant to say when you came into my office?" asked Naruto, still trying very hard to keep a straight face.
"Tra-la la Hokage sama and how do you do?" sang Danzo half-heartedly. He looked like he wanted to crawl under a rock and die. Serves him right for nearly destroying the future of the Leaf Village.
"That's better; now get on with my foot rub." Said Naruto
Happily. "Yes, Hokage-sama. Whatever you say." Said Danzo gloomily.
Naruto finished his foot rub a few hours later. It was ok, but he really felt thirsty from all the work he had to do. He was Hokage, after all.
He pressed the THIRSTY button on his awesome new Hokage desk.
Almost immediately Sasuke appeared at the door with a glass
of water. "Thank you Sasuke! Here is your tip." said Naruto as he
gave Sasuke a half eaten hotdog.
"O goody!" said Sasuke sarcastically.
"If you like it so much," Naruto began mischievously "How about you eat it right now! It'll show your appreciation for the wonderful tip the Hokage has given you."
Silence.
Sasuke gave Naruto his oh-no-you-didn't look and bit into the hotdog.
"How did it taste?" asked Naruto evilly, giving a small grin.
"Just dandy" Sasuke replied.
"Good because I have a lot of…." Sasuke didn't wait for Naruto to finish because he rushed out the door, water and all.
The next morning Naruto was up at his desk drinking tea. He was bored so
He pressed the NEWS button on his desk and waited.
Sakura, dressed like a maid appeared at the door. "Got your dumb newspaper Naruto-baka"
"What was that?" asked Naruto, holding up a Rasengan.
"Nothing, Hokage-sama!" said Sakura quickly.
"Apology accepted!" said Naruto with a mischievous grin.
He pressed the ZAP button on his hokage desk. Naruto snickered as Sakura got electrocuted.
"Naruto, you…"
"I what?" asked Naruto, holding up an even BIGGER Rasengan.
"Nothing Hokage-sama." Sakura said hurriedly as she dropped the newspaper at his feet, bowed, and hobbled away.
Naruto laughed. It was good to be Hokage.
The end