A/N: This is a... conversation... me and one of my besties, Vanessa, had on MSN last night. We do this thing were I'm the SP characters. I have to say, I'm pretty good at it too. Anyway, this conversation may scare you and/or scar you for life. It has Valguine, Ghanith, Ersknessa and Eveton! Oh yeah, and Vanessa is married to Ravel! (Since last week, actually.) And Shudder proposes to... ME! Because I want him to!
Tanith: Hey!
Vanessa: Hi!
Eve: Not now, I'm still mad at you, Tan.
Vanessa: Whut?...
Tanith: Right. WHY? Tell me, dammit!
Vanessa: Yeah, tell!
Eve: Can't. Spoilers. (For Tanith.)
Vanessa: Hm..
Shudder: Why do you never let me chat?
Vanessa: Hi, Shudder, hi!
Shudder: Hello! Are you Erskine's stalker-wife?
Vanessa: Um, stalker-oh right, yep...
Shudder: Sigh. I had a stalker. (Eve.) But now she's my kind-of-girlfriend-thingy... :P
Vanessa: :P
Eve: Whoop! I still love you babe!
Shudder: *Feeling smug*
Sanguine: *Feelin' jealous*
Vanessa: *facepalm*
Sanguine: I need love...
Vanessa: Oh-I mean *squeal*! I'm here for ya! I mean Eve!
Sanguine: *Smiles*
Vanessa: Yay!
Sanguine: *shoved away from computer*
Vanessa: Bye! - creepy
Skulduggery: Finally! Please tell me you're not as mad and twisted as Eve! SAVE ME!
Valkyrie: Stop being such a baby. I'm having a blast. *Eats chips*
Vanessa: Gimmie.
Ghastly: No GIMMIE! *Steals chips*
Vanessa: Fight! I mean pfft... Soo, are you guys going to see pirates of the Caribbean 4? Guys? Eve?
Ghastly: Yes we are.
Vanessa: Cool! *getting mentos*
Ravel: Hello Nessi!
Vanessa: Hi babeh!
Ravel: Do you mind if we make out during Pirates?
Vanessa: Nope
Ravel: Awesome! Anton keeps telling me you'd say no! In your face!
Vanessa: Imma kick his ass. *high-five*
Shudder: Shut up, "Ravelicious" *ROFLMAO-ing*
Vanessa: What? Did his gist shit his pants?
Ravel: No way! Did Eve tell you?
Shudder: Yes she did.
Vanessa: ...?
Shudder: High-five!
Eve: High-five!... Reid...
Vanessa: Oh shit CM!
Eve: Haha!
Vanessa: YAY, Reid!
Skulduggery: Haha!
Vanessa: Jack...
Sanguine: Haha! He sucks.
Vanessa: Who?
Sanguine: Springheeled Jack! Duh!
Vanessa: Thought you meant Reid. -Yeah he's a douche...
Tanith: He really is...
Vanessa: We should leave him with Tesseract...
Skulduggery: Has anyone else noticed the picture of me? That picture means I'M the most important and beloved person here.
Sanguine: Right...
Ravel: Right...
Vanessa: My computer is retarded so I can't see it but, right...
Shudder: Right...
Valkyrie: Right...
Ghastly: Right...
Tanith: Right...
Eve: Right...
Fletcher: Right... Wait, I don't get it...
Vanessa: Fletcher's first line... Hi!
Fletcher: AAAAHHHH She knows who I am! Creepy...
Vanessa: Wow.
Fletcher: Do you like my hair?
Vanessa: Yes.
Fletcher: See? I TOLD you guys! People DO like my hair!
Vanessa: I am not PEOPLE! But I DO like it.
Ghastly: Dude, she's Erskine's crazy stalker-wife. Doesn't count.
Ravel: Hey!
Vanessa: Hey, watch it Bespoke...!
Ravel: Yeah! I happen to love her crazyness!
Vanessa: Why, thank you! :)
Ravel: You're welcome baby! AH! Crazy-dude on TV...
Vanessa: I was JUST going to write that!
Ravel: Wow. Soul-mate high-five!
Vanessa: High-five back! Skul?
Skulduggery: Pfft, I would've caught that guy HOURS ago.
Valkyrie: Liar...
Vanessa: I'm going with Val on this one...
Skulduggery: Why is everyone against me?
Sanguine: I'm on your side.
Vanessa: He's in, I'm in.
Skulduggery: Really? :D
Sanguine: Um. No! You shot me in the leg!
Vanessa: Ouch!
Skulduggery: Oh! Right! Um... sorry?
Sanguine: Fine, I forgive you...
Skulduggery: Yay! Hug!
Vanessa: Wow!
Shudder: Coughgaycough!
Vanessa: PHAHAHA!
Ghastly: OOOOHHH BITCHIN'!
Vanessa: Oh no...
Ghastly: LMAO!
Vanessa: ROFLMAO
Shudder: That reminds me... Eeeeevvvveeee? Pretty please wonderful?
Eve: No. You're on sex time-out.
Vanessa: And off I go...
Shudder: But baby... Can you even tell me what I did?
Eve: Of course I can! You... Umm... Nessi help?
Vanessa: He... eh...
Eve: Crap...
Vanessa: Was dancing with Scapegrace?
Shudder: No I wasn't!
Vanessa: Eve?
Shudder: See? I told you.
Eve: Alright I forgive you for whatever you did.
Vanessa: He's going to flip out...
Shudder: Yes! *fist-bumps Erskine* Soooo... Can we...?
Eve: Yesofcoursewecan. Skultakeitfromhereplease *runs off with Anton*
Vanessa: They're going to do great things...
Skulduggery: Scary...
Vanessa: Yep.
Eve: *From far away* We're going to do WONDERFUL things!
Vanessa: AAAAHH! MY EYES! I'm on Sanguine's team now...
Skulduggery: Oh God!
Sanguine: Finally! So... You love me, huh?
Vanessa: :D
Ravel: She's taken Billy-Ray!
Sanguine: The pretty psychos always are... sigh...
Vanessa: ;)
Ravel: Vanessa Maria Ravel!
Vanessa: Sorry! He gets me! *puppy-eyes*
Ravel: Aaaaw! Not the puppy-eyes!
Vanessa: Oh yes. The Puppy-eyes...
Ravel: *fidgets* I forgive you if I can punch Billy-Ray.
Vanessa: :D
Sanguine: Hey!
Vanessa: RUN! Erskine, CHASE!
Ravel: Oh no you don't! *lunges at Billy-Ray*
Sanguine: AAAAAAAHHHH!
Vanessa: Guys... What are you, five?
Ravel: *Punches* Four, actually.
Vanessa: Right...
Sanguine: Why does EVERYONE punch me?
Vanessa: I... I don't.
Valkyrie: It's fun. You get so angry it's cute.
Vanessa: Right?
Sanguine: You think I'm cute?
Vanessa: I bet even Skul does...
Fletcher: You think he's cute? O.O
Valkyrie: *Blushes*
Vanessa: Aaaw, Val...!
Sanguine: *Smiles*
Vanessa: Now you two go have fun or something!
Tanith: *Pushes Val into Billy-Ray*
Valkyrie: Tanith!
Vanessa: Go Tan...
Valkyrie: Um... I... Uh...
Vanessa: :D
Ravel: Eeeewww! Valguine making out!
Skulduggery: O.e gngkkgllhfljlj.j...
Vanessa: Calm down, jeez!
Skulduggery: But they're practically sucking each-others face off!
Vanessa: I'll distract you... How many hats do you have?
Ghastly: Uuuhhh... Guys? Maybe you should go somewhere else before Fletcher starts crying
Skulduggery: 455. OH MY GOD THEY'RE IN THE BEDROOM!
Vanessa: Uh... Well... Wow! *facepalm*
Fletcher: Who's in the bedroom?
Ravel: NO FLETCHER DON'T-
Vanessa: DO NOT LET HIM IN THERE!
Fletcher: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! MY EYES AND HAIR BURNS!
Vanessa: If you scream too much it's going to fall off...
Ravel: Look...
Fletcher: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! They were... He was... She was... *cries*
Tanith: I'm scared...
Ghastly: THE HORROR!
Vanessa: So, is anyo- Tanith calm down. Ghastly, for God's sake!
Ravel: Baby?
Vanessa: Yeah?
Ravel: I'm really scared...
Skulduggery: Haha!
Ravel: Shut up!
Vanessa: Skul! Erskine, it's OK.
Ravel: Fletcher is hugging me... Now I'm more scared...
Vanessa: Skul, take a picture! Fast!
Skulduggery: Aaaaw! Poor Ravelicious! *takes picture*
Vanessa: Yay!
Ravel: *Uses air to throw Fletcher across the room* Hey! Only Nessi and Eve can call me Ravelicious!
Vanessa: Phahaha!
Skulduggery: Right. Because that TOTALLY makes it less gay...
Fletcher: Kurt!
Vanessa: LMAO!
Ghastly: ROFLMAO!
Ravel: I need a hug...
Vanessa: *Hug*
Fletcher: *Raises arms*
Vanessa: No Fletch, no...
Ravel: Just... don't.
Fletcher: *Starts crying*
Tanith: *Hugs Fletcher*
Vanessa: Aw! *hug* Group hug!
Everybody: Hug!
Eve: Why is everyone hugging? And who is in the bedro-
Vanessa: No!
Eve: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Shudder: OH MY GOD!
Vanessa: Did you die?
Shudder: When did that happen?
Vanessa: Um...don't bother. So, how's Fletcher?
Fletcher: SpongeBob SquarePants rules!
Vanessa: Right?
Everybody: Right...
Fletcher: You know who my soul-mate is?
Vanessa: Hm?
Skulduggery: Brittany Pierce?
Ravel: A vegetable?
Ghastly: A pair of shoes?
Vanessa: Mark Jacobs?
Tanith: A retarded bird?
Shudder: Scapegrace?
Eve: Your hair?
Fletcher: No. Although I do like Brittany... Focus... Jedward!
Vanessa: ...?
Fletcher: Google them.
(Vanessa Googles Jedward.)
Vanessa: Oh. My. God.
Eve: Did you see them?
Vanessa: Yep, makes sense.
Eve: I know...
Valkyrie: So... What did we miss?
Everybody: O.O
Vanessa: O_o
Valkyrie: *Blushes* What?
Skulduggery: Valkyrie... Can I talk to you outside? *Walks out with Val*
Vanessa: Gosh...
Sanguine: Well that was... awkward.
Vanessa: Yes, yes it was...
Everybody: *Giggles*
Eve: And Valguine was created!
Vanessa: Muhahaha!
Eve: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Vanessa: Wow. What happened with Shudder?
Fletcher: Val and Billy-Ray, sitting in a-*is hit by pillow in face*
Vanessa: Hahaa!
Shudder: Still here. This is better than Big Brother!
Vanessa: Duh!
Shudder: Sanguine is trying to strangle Fletcher. Tanith and Ghastly is making out.
Vanessa: Same, same.
Shudder: Ravel is watching me write... Creepy. Skul is PMS-ing and Val is getting the verbal bitch-slap of her life. And Eve is giving me the sex look... Bye!
Vanessa: OK...
Eve: *Giggles, is carried of bridal-style by Anton.*
Ravel: God I wish you were here...
Vanessa: Me too! :(
Ravel: :( Fletcher survived... Great... Wait a second. I'm getting tuna-fish!
I'm back
Vanessa: WHUT! Seriously, tuna-fish?
Ravel: Yep!
Vanessa: I want Dr. Pepper...
Ravel: I'm gonna go buy chips. Ghastly ate them all... 10 minutes tops.
Vanessa: Seriously?
Ravel: What? I like chips!
Vanessa: Oh, OK.
Kiss on you!
Vanessa: :D SKUL?
Ravel: Still talking to Val... Don't write anything until I'm back!
Vanessa: K... i might fall asleep. Wooo, Mr. Tiny!
(Ten minutes later.)
Ravel: I'm back. With cheez doodles
Vanessa: Yay, gimmie!
Ravel: Can't. You're too far away.
Vanessa: Nope, I'm eating a virtual one!
Ravel: Hurray for virtual stuff!
Vanessa: And Willy Wonka!
Ravel: Oh yes!
Vanessa: The Jedward thingy is still scaring me... Oh wait. They have abs
Ravel: I know. Don't worr- WHAT? YOU'RE LOOKING AT JEDWARD'S ABS? NESSI!
Vanessa: Wha-I couldn't help! The pics were RIGHT INFRONT OF ME! Stupid Fletcher!
Ravel: Alright. You owe me make up-sex, though.
Vanessa: Sure
Ravel: NOW I'm happy! ;)
Vanessa: Of course you are... Where did everybody go?
Ravel: Fletcher is crying, Sanguine and Val are all curled up, Skulduggery is sulking, Ghastly and Tanith are on their way to fourth base and Anton and Eve are probably humping like drunken bunnies. Oh joy!
Vanessa: Dear Lord...
Ravel: Yeah...
Vanessa: I just listened to Jedward's song: Lipstick, and... I'm worried about them...
Ravel: Why is there a necromancer ring in your profile picture?
Vanessa: That, that I will change right now.
Ravel: Right...
Vanessa: *Changes picture to the Death Bringer cover* Can we let Scapegrace make Eric Saade into a zombie?
Ravel: Yes!
Vanessa: Score!
Ravel: High-five!
Vanessa: High-five back!
Ravel: Have to wash my hands. 1 min.
Vanessa: I'm sleepy...
Ravel: Aww poor baby!
Skulduggery: Awesome picture!
Valkyrie: Yeah!
Vanessa: I thought you'd like it... It says: Don't touch me, I'm badass...
Sanguine: Why can't I be on the covers? I'm badass. And, um, I have a face!
Skulduggery: Fuck off, Billy-Ray.
Everybody: O.O
Vanessa: Those S.O.B's! Jedward destroyed Ice Ice baby!
Eve: ?
Yeah, I'm back after mind-blowing sex! Lovin' my smexy hotel owner!
Vanessa: wtskjönbzxflnfbms rönsöcvlsfh
Eve: You're weird. -.-
Vanessa: :O Look who's talking!
Shudder: Aaaww baby!
Eve: *Giggles* Aww, I love you Anton!
Vanessa: Just abnb-dlbn-bte26
Shudder: Love you too baby.
Vanessa: Or something...
Shudder: *Kiss*
Eve: *Kiss back*
Everybody: AAAAWWWW!
Vanessa: Aw!
Eve: *Giggles again*
Shudder: So, Eve, since everyone's here, I have something I want to ask you.
Vanessa: OMFG!
Eve: Yeah?
Shudder: *Pulls out ring* Will you marry me?
Eve: O.O Yesyesyesyes! *Kiss*
Shudder: *Kiss*
Eve: Whoop! High-five me!
Vanessa: HIGH-FIVE!
Eve: Squeal! Vanessa Ravel and Evelina Shudder! Hell yes!
Vanessa: Oh, that's right! :)
Fletcher: Ohmygosh you guys are getting married!
Vanessa: Hey Fletch: PIKACHU!
Skulduggery: Now there's two psycho stalker-wives! Looks like I'll never get bored again...
Vanessa: SKUL!
Sanguine: Now they're BOTH taken!
Valkyrie: *Punches his arm*
Sanguine: But of course that doesn't matter because I have my wonderful, beautiful Val.
Everybody: AAAAWWW! Group hug!
Vanessa: Twinkie?
Everybody: Yay TWINKIE!
Vanessa: 8
Eve: Perv.
Vanessa: No, your head is.
Eve: *Sitting on Ghastly's shoulders* Everybody! This is officially an engagement party! The wedding will be hosted on Monday at school and the honeymoon will be in the Midnight Hotel! You are not invited! (To the honeymoon.) Now everybody get drunk!
Everybody: Whooooo!
Vanessa: Look, I'm so sleepy that I don't even care if Dusk's under my bed-maybe not that sleepy but almost, so Imma fall asleep now k?
Evelina: *Falls off Ghastly* PAIN! Ok, Nessi, since we're both gonna get SO drunk, goodnight!
Ahahahahahaha! Skulduggery brought crack!
Vanessa: K, now I have to check if Dusk is under my bed... OMG!
Eve: What?
Vanessa: He wasn't...!
Eve:AND NOW I'M ON CRACK SO I'M WRITING EVERYTHING IN CAPS LOCK!
Vanessa:Bye Eve, BYE EVERYBODY!
Everybody: *CARAMELLDANSEN*
Vanessa: My hand fell on the thingyyhc.
Everybody: WHAT?
Vanessa: What?
Everybody: THINGYYHC?
Vanessa: The keyboard thingy. Byee!
Everybody: AHA! BYYYYYEEEEEE! CRACK!
Vanessa: Hey! What did you guys think?
Everybody: WHAT?
Vanessa: PIKACHUU!
Fletcher: I'm confuzzled...
Vanessa: AAAWW!
Fletcher: PIKACHUU!
Vanessa: Yay!
Fletcher: Wait what?
Vanessa: Hm?
Fletcher: Oooooh drugs *pupils dilate*
Vanessa: SERPINE!
Skulduggery: AAAAAAAAHHHH! WHERE? IMMA TAKE THAT BITCH OUT!
Vanessa: In Fletcher's hair.
Skulduggery: *LUNGES AT FLETCHER* HAIYA!
Vanessa: BU!
Fletcher: !
A/N: And then we all got drunk.
This is what happens when me and my bestie is up late. Chaos! I'm still marrying Shudder though! Yay! Please review!