I don't believe Mario's last name is Mario part 5

The following scene takes place at the Mario Brothers home in the mushroom kingdom.

Mario is sitting on a couch watching the T.V. He is watching a quiz show.

The host on the television was presenting some prizes. "For this chance to win 20 games for the Wii. Just answer this question. What year did the first Sonic game appear? Calls only cost 1 gold coin. Just dial the following number on the screen."

Mario thought it over. "Hmmm...Just one coin? I think I'll give it a shot."

He dialled the number

The host on the T.V hears the number and answers the phone.

"Yes?" asked the host

"The answer is 1991!" shouted Mario

"Congratulations!" cheered the host. "What's your name?"

"Mario Mario." Mario replied.

The host looked confused. "Er...I think we've got some problem on your phone. You said Mario twice."

"That's my name! Mario Mario!" Mario yelled angrily.

"Sir, call back when you get your phone fixed." The host then hung up, Mario was shocked.

Mario put down the phone and got into a rage. "DAMNIT! DAMNIT! DAMNIT! WHAT'S THE POINT OF EVEN HAVING A FUCKING PHONE IF EVERYBODY I GIVE MY NAME TO HANGS UP ON ME!"

Now imagine the Mario brothers home (again)

Luigi came down the stairs and walked to Mario on the couch. "Mario, he said I'm expecting an important package today, and I need to go meet Daisy at the mall. Will you get the door if it rings?"

"Sure, bro!" Mario smiled

Luigi replied. "I need you to do this. The car is broken and it's a long distance to the post office. It's about over an hour's walk. The car's in the shop getting repairs."

Mario continued to smile "What are brothers for?"

At this Luigi leaves. Some time later the doorbell rings. Mario answers it.

The Mailman looked at a sheet of paper on a checkboard. "Hello I have a package for a Luigi Mario?" he asked

"Oh he's out." Replied Mario.

The Mailman handed Mario the checkboard. "Oh well he needs to sign this."

"I'll do it." Mario took hold of the clipboard. Mario signs it and hands it to the mailman.

The mailman looks at the clipboard with a weird look. "Sir, you've accidentally written your first name twice."

"My name is Mario Mario."

The mailman frowned. "Right, if you're gonna put fake names. Maybe Luigi Mario should come and get this package himself."

The mailman takes the package and walks off. Mario closes the door.

"Arrrggghhhhhh!" he shouted "Luigi's gonna kill me!"

Imagine a golf course.

Mario and Luigi have played through a game of golf in a golfing competition. They have finished the game and are waiting for the manager on top of a stage to announce the winner.

Luigi boasted to Mario " I'm telling you, bro. I've won, I've always been better than you at golf!"

Mario rolled his eyes. "As if! I totally creamed you!"

The manager then announced the name of the winner into a mic. "And the winner is Mario! Can we have…."

At this Mario screams with joy. "Yes! YES!"

As Mario shouts so loud, the manager doesn't get to finish what he's saying. Mario runs on the stage in front of the tons of people watching him, takes the trophy, and then takes the mike.

"Thank you so much! But you should know better than you can't beat ol' Mario at golf!" Mario grinned.

The manager gave an angry face to Mario. "You're not Luigi Mario!" he growled.

"What?" asked a confused Mario but still smiling.

"I mentioned the last name first. If you let me finish. I would have said the winner is Mario. Luigi Mario." The manager responded

Mario's smile dropped. "Oh no." he gulped.

The audience starts laughing loudly at Mario. Mario grows extremely embarrassed, drops the trophy and mike and runs off. Luigi walks on the stage and takes the trophy.

"Thank you everybody." He smiled "This year's golfing competition was great. See you next year."

Later Mario and Luigi are driving home in their car. Mario is covering his bright red face with his hat, enormously embarrassed and crying slightly. Luigi looked at his brother for a second.

"Sheesh…." Luigi thought to himself. "Seeing as I have a name which makes more sense. Makes me wonder why it's me who's the shy one in the games and he isn't the cowardly wimp. Well at least Nintendo had more common sense when it came to Wario and Waluigi. According to the Mario Party games, least they gave them the name of the Wicked Bros and not the Wario bros."

(And yes that fact about Wario and Waluigi is true, if you want proof just play Mario Party 5 and put Wario and Waluigi into a team, they're called the Wicked Brothers not the Wario brothers. Heh...Wario Wicked and Waluigi Wicked. Nice.)

END FOR NOW.