This is my best friend's story so, I'm sorry. I don't hate Draco, but she has a thing against Slytherins. DISCLAIMER: Neither of us own Harry Potter. So enjoy my friend's weirdness!
Draco is an idiot. YAYYYYYYYYYYYY. He married a messed up girl who escaped from Azkaban. The only reason she was in Azkaban, was because she ran up behind people and start screaming "I AM FABOOLUS!" She also went to Voldemort's daily dances doing Gangum Style with Luke Skywalker and making prank calls to people saying, "Dragon boogies!" and when Voldemort falls asleep she would sneak up and write on his forehead, 'I HAVE NO NOSE!' and things like that. Draco's wife's name is Anita.
One morning Anita woke up from a deep sleep at her new home with Draco. They had no children but that was about to change.
"DRACO!" yelled Anita. He ran to the bathroom.
Freaking out, he said, "Who died?!"
"No one."
"Well then why did you scream to get me?"
"I gained three pounds over night!"
"So what?!"
"That's pretty bad in my book!"
"How? I weigh 90 pounds! Both of us way 90 pounds!"
"So now I weigh 93 pounds!"
"Well, what's that supposed to mean?"
"I'm prego…"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhh…." If you lost track that was Draco.
"I know….. Ummmmmmmmmm… Yaaaaaa."
"Okayyyy…"
"Yay?"
"Dang it," Draco whispered
9 FREAKING MONTHS LATER:
"Dracoooo!" Yelled Anita
"What?!" Draco says annoyed
"Me. Hospital. Now!"
"Kayy. Going now."
10 MINUTES LATER
"We are now…" Draco said.
"GOOD!" Yelled Anita.
IN THE ER
"123," says Doctor Derp encouragingly (A/N OOOOOOH big word!). Draco faints…
15:48:27. WELCOME TO THE WORLD ROSE TYLER!
I have no idea what the '15:48:27' was but….. Oh well! I hoped you liked! That was interesting don't you think? I have such weird friends… I'm sorry for the grammar/spelling errors that I couldn't find. Bye
-DivergentWitchyGoddess