Dry Bowser was walking around the woods as he took a moment to pause and get the swampy feel coming to him, with the skeletal reptile taking a glance around to see that he was in Shrek's swamp.
"Somebody once told me..." Dry Bowser said to himself as he approached the swampy house that a certain green orge lived within. "That this place was love and life. I'm not sure about that..."
"Oh, it's more likely than you think, laddie," Shrek stated as he appeared behind Dry Bowser, chuckling as he wrapped his big green left ogre arm around the reptilian skeleton. "And I don't know how to explain this, but you don't have to worry. It'll all be ogre soon."
"Wait... aren't you Shrek?" Dry Bowser asked as he eyed Shrek suspiciously, wondering why the ogre was being friendly with him.
"Hey Shrek!" Donkey exclaimed as he dashed up to the duo, having a plate of waffles on his back. "Look! Just like I said I would, I made some waffles!"
Dry Bowser was genuinely confused as Shrek took some of his bones and used them as a fork, with Dry Bowser objecting to this as Dragon suddenly appeared from the sky, breathing red fire down on him. Shrek and Donkey laughed as they watched Dry Bowser be reduced to a pile of ash, with the only thing remaining being his annoyed skull, realizing that he would have to use his dark magic to fix up his scorched body.