Author's Note: This idea came to me a while ago, and I've been dying to get it written fro ages. So, here it is. A Legendary Battle!!
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A Legendary Battle…!!?
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Itachi slowly entered the dark room. Water dripped from the ceiling as this shadowy figure approached his brother.
"Sasuke," he said, "prepare . . .to die! Mangekyo-"
He was interrupted by his little brother, "Those wrinkles make you look old!"
Itachi's veined popped. "My wrinkles . . . make me look old? That's what you come up with? I mean I'm about to kill you here-"
"And your grey hair makes you look even older!" Sasuke shouted, holding his gut as he laughed hysterically.
"Oh yeah . . . well . . " Itachi's eyes searched Sasuke for something . . . aha . . . "Well, that sword makes you look fat!"
"My sword - " Sasuke released a chain of maniacal laughters. " - makes me look fat? That's your comeback!?" More maniacal laughter.
Itachi grew angrier at his naïve little brother. "Well, see - the way you wear it, it kind of . . . fattens you?"
"Pft . . . heheHAHAA! It fattens me!" Sasuke began laughing so hard, that he started coughing.
Itachi couldn't stand it anymore. "Mangekyo Sharingan!"
Nothing happened.
"Why isn't it working?" Itachi questioned. He realized then that his stupid and immature brother had stalled enough time for him to waste his own chakra . . . clever . . . "Sasuke, you insulent brat!"
Itachi lunged at his brother, who doubled over in laughter at his stupid older brother . . . "Sword . . . " he muttered to himself as he ran out of breath and layed flat on his face.
Itachi stared at his brother. "Sasuke?" He poked him. "Are you dead?"
Kisame slowly entered the room. "Oh, great Itachi, how'd you kill him?"
Itachi replied, "He died laughing."
"At what?"
"My face."
Kisame's cheeks puffed as he attempted to hold it in, but could not manage as he laughed alongside Itachi all the way to the hideout.
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Zetsu was standing at the entrance.
"Zetsu, guess what? Sasuke died laughing at Itachi's face!" Kisame shouted as he threw his arms up and laughed his way to his room.
"I don't really care how, as long as I get to eat him," Zetsu said.
"Well-" Itachi began, but was interrupted by eight distinct laughs coming from inside the Akatsuki hiedout. Itachi sighed. "Zetsu, can you eat me along with Sasuke? I don't think they'll ever get over this."
Zetsu smiled. "More for me!"
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Author's Note (again): Please, nobody flame about me killing Sasuke and all, because it's all just a joke.