Alright so I am into the comedic scene I just have been doing a lot of other kinds of stories lately namely romance and smut. Now let's see the funny side. This is a Heroes interview between several of its main characters and a few lesser costars who think they're a part of the main cast. I do not own any of them I'm just the talk show host. Tim Kring gets all the credit.

Jokerfest: Alright guys so you know what time it I, don't you?

*Looks around at the audience hoping they know what time it is*

Jokerfest: Hehe, okay well it's Hero time! This is going to be the first time ever when the characters are introduced and questioned. Everyone gets to tell their side of the story. And now for our first guest Peter Petrelli!

*Peter walks onto the stage, flipping his smexy emo bang nonchalantly*

Jokerfest: So…um Peter how are things with you? I mean season three has been screwing you over pal and I know you gotta have a few things that you wanna say.

Peter: Yeah, I do. These Beep-ing writers are complete Beep-holes! I mean I'm getting Beep-ed from all sides! My mom is a lying Beep, I'm related to Sylar, the Beep-tard that tried to kill me in season one, I turn out to be a complete Beep-hole in the future and Nathan still doesn't listen to a word I'm saying. So yeah, I gotta a few things I want to complain about.

Jokerfest: Wow, you don't curse that much on the show.

Peter: It's NBC, it'd be a different story if we were on HBO. Speaking of HBO what's with all the…what do they call it "Paire" things online? I don't get that.

Jokerfest: Ahem…*blushes slightly* yeah…people dig that sort of thing.

Peter: People like blatant incest?

Jokerfest:…

Peter:…?

Jokerfest: Oh *coughs loudly* yeah well let's talk about you're problems. How did you react when you found out you were related to Sylar?

Peter: Well after I snapped his neck…you know, I felt kinda bad. I mean the poor bastard never really did catch a break. I mean he did push me out of a 70 story building but the fact that I wasn't dead gives me hope.

Jokerfest: That's good becaaaauuuuse, HERE HE IS!!!!

Peter: What the Beep!

*Sylar takes a seat beside Peter, smiling evilly at him and then waving sweetly at the crowd.

Jokerfest: So Sylar how are you?

Sylar: Well considering I'm not in a level 5 cell and still have my powers *wiggles smexy eyebrows at Peter mockingly* I'd say things are pretty great with me.

Jokerfest: I dunno, unlike Peter you seem to have some mommy issues.

Peter: Damn straight he does!

Sylar: Beep you Peter!

Peter: Hey you wanna fight I will kick your ass up and down this place!

Sylar: Oh yeah, you and what power?

Peter: Oh, right. Sh-eep.

Jokerfest: Okay boys calm down now. Now Sylar how did you accept Angela Petrelli being your mother?

Sylar: Well, at first I was, you know, a bit skeptical. I mean how many mothers can I have? And she reclaims me now?

Peter: Mom is kind of a Beep you know.

Sylar: Do not talk about mother that way! *Hands glow with radiation*

Jokerfest: Okay you two, calm down. You'll poison our next guest…Mohinder!

Sylar and Peter: Aw, Sh-eep.

*Mohinder shuffles out wearing turtleneck and gloves. Takes a seat beside Peter. Peter scoots away nervously.

Jokerfest: Okay, Mohinder now I know you have something to complain about.

Mohinder: Yes. I have to agree with Peter when he says that the writers are complete Beep-holes. They Beep-ed us both. Peter has no powers to speak of, I'm working with Sylar and now I'm turning to a sick parody of the Fly!

Jokerfest: Yeah they really did get you didn't they?

Mohinder: I mean, for chrissakes what kind of scientist injects himself with an untested gene altering chemical?!? How stupid do the writers think I am? And going to Pinehearst?? Haven't I learned my lesson after working with Bob and Noah, am I suicidal?!?!? How many companies have to Beep me over before the writers decide enough's enough?!? *Mohinder snaps arm of the chair, Peter scoots closer to Sylar*

Jokerfest: *nods in agreement* Yeah they do make you kind of stupid don't they?

Mohinder: Finally, someone sees it. I mean for a geneticist I have made the worst decisions on the show. I mean Peter makes mistakes all the time, but it's to be expected, he's a bit wishy washy with the whole...err,nurse thing.

Peter: I resent that. 'Sides at this point I think it's safe to say that I'm not a nurse.

Mohinder: True...oh and another thing! Arthur Petrelli thinks I'm going to work with my father's killer?!?! Is he mad?! That bastard had me hanging from a ceiling, threatened Molly, and then shot Maya! Working with him is just as bad as turning into a mutant insect! The man couldn't change even if he wanted to!

Sylar: Mohinder look I'm sorry okay? I'm just trying to change my ways, turn over a new leaf.

Mohinder: A leaf of pure unrestrained evil, you mean.

Jokerfest: Easy boys now let's bring on one of the other characters and up the estrogen a little shall we. I welcome Claire Bennet to the show!

*Claire enters and takes a chair and pushes it as far away from Sylar as politely possible*

Jokerfest: So, uh Claire it's safe to say you've made many changes haven't you?

Claire: Well yeah, before I used to be weak but I find that doing Company work has been good for me.

Mohinder: Until they get you killed.

Claire: Now, see I don't have that problem.

Mohinder: No, they just shot your father and stole your blood.

Claire: You did both of those after my father specifically told you not to.

*Mohinder blushes and bows his head*

Jokerfest: So, tell me about your new role with the whole kicking ass and taking names thing? I mean first the void guy and then the puppet man, what's driving you?

Claire: Well I'm tired of being a victim on this show. If I'm not being kidnapped, I'm being lied to, or tortured, or brain altered, or followed, or manipulated or...

Jokerfest: Oookay, so clearly you've been done wrong.

Claire: That about sums it up. It seems the only person that hasn't tried to do any of those things is Peter.

Peter: Actually in the future you kind of want to kill me so I'm guessing I'm gonna do something to piss you off eventually.

Claire: Yeah, that's right. Well, if it makes you feel any better you're still in my good books.

Jokerfest: What about Sylar, how do you feel about him?

Claire: Don't get me started on that sick Beep!

Peter: Claire!

Claire: I'm sorry Peter but Sylar is a manipulative psychopath. He ripped my skull open and...

Sylar: Hey I fixed you!

Claire: Did I ask to get fixed? I specifically remember running away from you.

Sylar: You just don't know what's best for you.

Claire: Shut up Mama's boy! At least I don't cling to the first motherly figure that comes along. Ooo mommy I don't wanna be special anymore. I wanna be a widdle ordinary watchmaker. Waaa Waaa Somebody call the waambulance!

*Sylar growls menacingly with slightly watery eyes*

Sylar: Don't make me angry! You won't like me when I'm angry!

Jokerfest: Alright well let's bring out our next big player in the show, Noah Bennet!

*All the men cringe in fear and scoot away from Claire as quickly as possible*

Jokerfest:Hey how are you today?

Noah: Just fine thanks. Hey Claire-bear I missed you at home today honey.

Claire: I'm not speaking to you dad.

Noah: Claire stop being like this all I do is try and protect you!

Claire: And look where that's gotten us. Peter has his powers missing, Sylar's your partner, and what else? Oh yeah, that poor man committed suicide!

Noah: Now I admit that I've made some mistakes-

Sylar: Mistakes? That's what you call senselessly murdering others?

Peter: Shutup Sylar at least he tries to protect the people he cares about! What are you after?

Mohinder: There is no doubt that Mr. Bennet is just as creepy as you, but at least he didn't kill my father or kill about a dozen people!

Sylar: No, he's probably killed more!

Mohinder: But-

Noah: No, he's right about that one.

Mohinder: Oh.

Claire: Whatever, all I'm saying is that you should trust me Dad. I mean, you always leave, me Mom and Lyle in the dark. We had our first house nuked because of your secrets!

*Noah adjusts his glasses*

Jokerfest:Yeah, she does have a point there Mr. Bennet.

Noah: Well, we all survived didn't we? We got a nice home in Costa Verde.

Peter: Yeah, that Sylar takes from you and eventually destroys along with about 100,000 other people.

Sylar: Yay. *Sylar twirls finger in sarcastic motion* Let's just blame me for things I haven't done yet.

Peter: Just give me a reason!

Sylar: Hey are you accusing me of something Peter!?!

Mohinder: He is you stupid ass! You destroy everything you touch!

Sylar: You're just upset about all the Mylar fics out there!

Mohinder: Beep you Sylar! Beep you!

Sylar: In your dreams!

Mohinder: In my nightmares you mean! My worst nightmares!

*Two of them get up out of their chairs and glare at each other. Grab each other in a fierce hug and begin to make out passionately*

Jokerfest: *Puts away camera quickly* Alright then...I guess we should *ahem* cut to a commercial break. Until we come back this is Hero Time!

A/N: I have a plan about other characters that Iwant to use, but if you have any characters that you would like to put in just feel free to put it in a review.

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