"One less lonely girl. There's gonna be one less lonely girl." Justin confidently sang into the microphone, raising his head to wink at the audience. Of course, he was actually winking at Yoshi. He was too! Who cares if he was super-famous, he was going to love Yoshi. He was going to beg Yoshi to be his. Yoshi had it all planned out. Okay no he didn't, but the plan was coming alright. How should have he known that there were others that were planning too?
"JUSTIN! I LOVE YOU!" screamed a cute blonde from Yoshi's side. She hopped over the railing separating the front row from the stairs to the stage. She flew up the stairs and skipped over to Justin, smilingly. Pausing right in front of him, she reached into her purse and pulled out a delicately wrapped package. Everybody held their breathes as she unwrapped it. It was a gun! In a sudden move, she pointed it at Justin Beiber's forehead. The entire stadium gasped; two guards started towards Justin and the girl, but Justin stopped them. He nodded at the girl.
"I'm Juliet. I want you to kiss me right now or I will shoot you." she chimed. He grinned at her and felt behind himself. In one swift movement he swung his hand forward, holding a chainsaw. It roared to life and moved right next to Juliet's neck.
"I don't wanna kiss you. My mom says not to kiss strangers. Especially not deranged fangirls." Justin spoke calmly, not a spec of rudeness in his voice. Strangely enough, Juliet giggled.
"Aw. You're so cute!." She turned towards the audience and winked. At first Yoshi thought it was directed at her, but then turned to see an older, cute blonde girl sitting two seats away from him holding a remote-like device. He gasped; that could only mean one thing, a bomb! Without thinking, he jumped the railing and ran all the way to Justin. He grabbed Justin and pushed him and himself off the stage. With a loud boom the explosion fired. Fire blazed mightily, refusing to distinguish to the desperate firefighters. After what seemed like ages, but was really about a minute, it stopped. Yoshi turned back to Justin, on whom Yoshi was atop. Justin was staring intently into Yoshi's eyes.
"You saved my life!" Justin exclaimed. Yoshi blushed and looked away. After a moment he turned and looked back at Justin. The both sat up in harmony, their eyes focused into each others'. Fangirls whined and moaned and some cried as Yoshi and Justin Beiber kissed.